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ITT: Fucked up backpacking/camping stories..
I'll start:
>Be me 4 years ago
>Just turned 18 so I decide to go on a 5 day backpacking trip innawoods
>I choose to go up the Appalachian Trail
>67 miles in all
>23 miles in (day 2.75 days in)
>Decide to make camp for the night in a nice clearing ringed by pine trees.
>Shit was cash
>Eat dinner
>Pork'n'beans.jpg
>Set up bearbags
>Set up my North Face Flint 2
>Pack in for the night
>At like 2 AM I hear wailing
>Sounded like Oprah Winfrey’s chair screaming for help
>Decide fuck it, better check it out.
>After 8~10 minutes I find potato
>Swear to the FSM, a fucking downie tard sitting down in the middle of the fucking trail with all his shitty gear, screaming and crying.
>Starts trying to grab me
>fuckthatshit.gif
>He starts screaming about how he’s lost and asking me for something
>”HEP! TRIE TO FIND OTPOST BUT I LOSR!!”
>Tell him it’s gonna be ok, outpost is just two miles down that way
>mfw I sent him straight to black bear country
>mfw they found his body 8 days later
Shiggy diggy
I'll start:
>Be me 4 years ago
>Just turned 18 so I decide to go on a 5 day backpacking trip innawoods
>I choose to go up the Appalachian Trail
>67 miles in all
>23 miles in (day 2.75 days in)
>Decide to make camp for the night in a nice clearing ringed by pine trees.
>Shit was cash
>Eat dinner
>Pork'n'beans.jpg
>Set up bearbags
>Set up my North Face Flint 2
>Pack in for the night
>At like 2 AM I hear wailing
>Sounded like Oprah Winfrey’s chair screaming for help
>Decide fuck it, better check it out.
>After 8~10 minutes I find potato
>Swear to the FSM, a fucking downie tard sitting down in the middle of the fucking trail with all his shitty gear, screaming and crying.
>Starts trying to grab me
>fuckthatshit.gif
>He starts screaming about how he’s lost and asking me for something
>”HEP! TRIE TO FIND OTPOST BUT I LOSR!!”
>Tell him it’s gonna be ok, outpost is just two miles down that way
>mfw I sent him straight to black bear country
>mfw they found his body 8 days later
Shiggy diggy
