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Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2014 22:37:14 No.295564 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>295583 >>295616

can we have another spooky innawoods stories thread? I love it when people tell stories

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2014 22:40:16 No.295567 Report

Quoted By: >>295577

One day, i took a shit in the wood. It got grew legs, got up and walked away screaming

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2014 22:45:21 No.295573 Report

Quoted By: >>295580

O'Pea's image inspired me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xWw-_VIy0

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Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2014 22:56:17 No.295577 Report

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>>295567
christ, that is shocking

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Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2014 23:00:17 No.295580 Report

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>>295573
I have the collected edition of Scary Stories, thanks for reminding me of it

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Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2014 23:06:17 No.295583 Report

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>>295564
>middle of the night
>Left the tent to have a piss
>had rained the previous afternoon/evening, so put on boots
>heard rustling to my right, about 5 yards away
>hair on back of neck like morning wood
>shine flashlight at sound
>porkypine.jpg
>mfw directed urine stream at porky pine

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Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2014 23:17:14 No.295590 Report

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>>295580
you are welcome. they're t'riffic and worth anthologizing!

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Anonymous Sun 30 Mar 2014 23:44:30 No.295616 Report

Quoted By: >>295625 >>295738

>>295564
>be 11
>sleeping in the middle of grandparents 73 acres of woods in upstate PA
>alone in little lean-too I made
>middle of summer
>couldn't get fire started, wrapped in my sweatshirt trying to keep exposed skin away from vicious mosquitoes
>overcast, no moon and no stars, and my camp is in a tangle of new growth thornbushes and weeds so its pitch black
>pitch black except for a small clearing about 100ft away where there used to be a farm, just beyond one of the stone walls used as dividing lines
>lying there for hours in troubled half-sleep until something brings me to be fully awake
>sitting there curled up wondering why i'm awake, the only sound mosquitoes buzzing in my ear
>only sound is mosquitoes
>where the fuck are the crickets
>a long, shrieking scream cuts through the air right behind my shelter
>HOLYFUCKINGSHITWHATWASTHAT
>heart pounding and mind racing wondering what I'm going to do, where I'm going to run, holyshit that sounded exactly like a little girl screaming, it must've been, what else could it be
>peak around back of shelter very slowly
>an enormous shadow, double the size of a person, rises slowly from behind the stone wall and lets out another blood curtling shriek
>I slide back into my shelter and am paralyzed by fear. How? How is this happening? I'm in a fucking horror movie. I'm going to die like this. I don't believe it.
>a really distinct horse's neigh, the exact same volume and distance as the screams
>oh...
>I break into happy laughter and walk out, still a little terrified but now this shit makes sense
>sit on the stone wall and watch this beautiful wild horse graze until i fall asleep like that against the wall
>turned out to be a great night

I don't know how scary that seems, but it's the most scared I've ever been in my life, and that's exactly how it happened. Sorry if I fucked up the green-text story format I'm not used to it

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Anonymous Mon 31 Mar 2014 00:01:11 No.295625 Report

Quoted By: >>295627 >>295628 >>295638

>>295616
inner-city niggers will never know this beauty.
I'm gonna start a camp where inner-city niglets experience this kind of shit.
Then send them back to their inner cities.
When they get arrested, years later, I can go to court for them and testify.
"Dey din do nuffin".

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Anonymous Mon 31 Mar 2014 00:04:15 No.295627 Report

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>>295625
>implying you speak nigganese
>implying the judge / jury won't readily string up a nigger.

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Anonymous Mon 31 Mar 2014 00:04:58 No.295628 Report

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>>295625
So you're going to start a nigger farm? I thought they outlawed that sort of thing after the civil war.

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Anonymous Mon 31 Mar 2014 00:16:50 No.295638 Report

Quoted By: >>295710

>>295625
>yfw i brought my black step-brother who lived with me in west philadelphia to the exact campsite like a month after that and he had a great time and started coming out with me regularly
>yfw when that experience actually inspired my dream to one day actually start a camp bringing philadelphia street kids into the mountains

It's pretty strange that you happened to throw out a totally unrelated and pointless comment at the exact wrong post. What are the chances of that

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Anonymous Mon 31 Mar 2014 02:05:30 No.295710 Report

Quoted By: >>295731

>>295638
>What are the chances of that
Welp, statistically, the chances are about 3-1 that your dear nigglets will end up in prison.
You can take the nigger out of the city, but good fuckin luck mate if you try to take the city out of the nigger.
It's common law, mate. It inn't racism, it's just niggers want to be that way.
It's nigger-dom. It's wild-nigger-kingdom: survival of the best athlete.

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Anonymous Mon 31 Mar 2014 02:30:50 No.295731 Report

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>>295710
What are you even saying

Let's get some more stories

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Anonymous Mon 31 Mar 2014 02:40:34 No.295737 Report

Quoted By: >>295740

>>295731
>What are you even saying
Niggers nig. It's a given.
Listen to this, tell me whitey don't white:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOB4VdlkzO4
You make a nigger listen to that, they be like "what the fukk krakka ain't gonna this shit gonn killakrakka"

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Anonymous Mon 31 Mar 2014 02:43:09 No.295738 Report

Quoted By: >>295740

>>295616
Check your syntax you goddam Philistine.

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Anonymous Mon 31 Mar 2014 02:54:54 No.295740 Report

Quoted By: >>295840 >>296972

>>295737
Are you 12 or trolling?

I don't want to encourage you but it's actually hilarious how badly these coincidences are going for you. I fucking hate country music, and my negro girlfriend loves it. Seriously, do you know me? I can't believe a stranger could accidently make comments that relate to me so exactly.

I'm not saying "oh nooo racism", and I'm not trying to make blog posts, it's just pretty funny.

>>295738
It's a green text story, relax.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Mar 2014 05:44:55 No.295840 Report

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>>295740
you and Coonette are certainly outliers.
Because you are retarded, and she's a country music loving coon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 06:13:22 No.296417 Report

Quoted By: >>296418

what the fuck happened to my thread

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Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 06:14:41 No.296418 Report

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>>296417
this is what happens when you don't leave it with strangers. bad parent/10

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Anonymous Wed 02 Apr 2014 05:41:35 No.296972 Report

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>>295740

die in a car accident, race traitor

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