/out/ - Outdoors » Thread #295950

[35 / 7 / ?]

1MiB, 1944x2592, IMG_20140126_121509.jpg

kicked out

Anonymous Mon 31 Mar 2014 13:51:20 No.295950 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>295954 >>295961 >>296441 >>296455 >>296702

My dad kicked me /out/. I'm 18 I have some experience in scouting but not much else. Can anyone post anything helpful before I go for the road? This is probably my last time on 4chan so anything useful would rock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Mar 2014 14:01:03 No.295952 Report

Quoted By:

Get a job. Nobody likes a vagabond and a vagabond don't amount to shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Mar 2014 14:17:02 No.295954 Report

Quoted By:

>>295950
Look for cheap work with labor hire companies, apart from that, don't go through with your "I'll live off the land!" fantasy. It's not going to work and you'll end up worse off if your gear gets messed up or you get hurt from lack of experience.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 57739876.jpg, 35KiB, 500x667

Anonymous Mon 31 Mar 2014 14:29:21 No.295957 Report

Quoted By: >>295999 >>296438 >>296753

USA is big .. but your are trapped. doomed to stay there..

I would go to north africa. from there you could reach lebanon, syria...

Or you go to Alaska, or Canada. Make a life in the wilds. Sometimes you can acess the internet(cafe). Updating us what you are doing, and so on. sounds good eh?

For quick cash: Steal your family car. Or other useful things. Don't be a fool - your dad is no more your dad, only a stranger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Mar 2014 14:39:55 No.295961 Report

Quoted By:

>>295950
Once you reach a major city you can become a prostitute. Find a niche market that's underserved and make that your specialty.

Anonymous

2586243 1139

Anonymous Mon 31 Mar 2014 15:20:22 No.295966 Report

Quoted By: >>296117

Pawn what you can, bring a good knife, matches, lighter, flashlight, poncho, zip lock bags, ramen noodles, salt, string/rope, gun (if you have one), good rucksack, and some cigs.
Then head down south and sc/out/ it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Mar 2014 16:49:29 No.295999 Report

Quoted By:

>>295957
Looks like you're about to learn how to grow up.

No advice needed. It's an experience

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Mar 2014 21:06:59 No.296117 Report

Quoted By:

>>295966

This. South is good. Or you can come crash with me in NY in exchange for blowjobs :D.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Mar 2014 23:45:09 No.296223 Report

Quoted By:

Head south/ or west, it's not so cold and snowy, and it's easier to live homeless.

Go to Oregon if you don't mind rain, they have a lot of benefits available for the homeless there. Also, if you sign up for food stamps or any gov't program, say you are multiracial you get more money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 08:02:36 No.296438 Report

Quoted By: >>296540

>>295957
>I'm 18 and got kicked out of the house
>Go to some shit 3rd world country like syria where youll get butraped and killed for being white

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 08:14:35 No.296441 Report

Quoted By: >>296478

>>295950
I say this in all seriousness:

JOIN THE FUCKING ARMY.

Join something lile the engineers, never see combat, 5 years of food amd a room, money and booze. Until then crash at friends houses amd use one of them as your permanent address.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 09:24:59 No.296455 Report

Quoted By: >>296700

>>295950
>Get on welfare.
>Find the cheapest housing you can find.
>Maybe just rent someone's garage
>Use your welfare money to buy as much weed as you can.
>Never smoke any of it
>Split the weed into grams and sell them to highschool kids for 20$ each.
>don't deal out of your residence make a meeting place in a park somewhere
>only ever carry what you are about to sell
>use the money from your weed sales to buy even more weed
>expand and start making 3 gram bags you sell for 50
>soon you will have plenty of money
>get a better place
>start selling coke to college students
>never do any coke
>when you're financially comfortable enough and you have a few hot girls for addicts trade them coke for sex
>film it
>make a porn site and make even more money from that business
>soon you will be a man and you're dad will be jealous of your empire
>don't get killed buy mexicans or blacks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 10:40:43 No.296478 Report

Quoted By: >>296494

>>296441
normally i'd be against this but i think this might be a good idea. get educated, learn discipline, learn basic skills like using a rifle, survival, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 12:00:27 No.296494 Report

Quoted By: >>296517

>>296478
Along with several immediate benefits: warm bed, three square meals, money. It would be the first thing i'd do if i ever had that misfortune.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 13:52:47 No.296517 Report

Quoted By: >>296531

>>296494
Not to mention OP is such a dipshit his own dad threw him out.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Tramp-Anon.jpg, 1MiB, 1000x2868

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 13:55:35 No.296519 Report

Quoted By: >>296571 >>296591 >>296600 >>296603 >>296625 >>296630 >>296638

Have some story time.
Love, /a/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 14:33:34 No.296531 Report

Quoted By:

>>296517
or his dad is a dipshit

18 years is legal age, parents their job to make their kid fit for the real world

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 15:06:24 No.296540 Report

Quoted By: >>296698

>>296438
>Syria is pretty tolerant, just avoid islam
>Syria has also white peoples
>Syria is where the adventure awaits you
>You could join a Mercenary Group

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 16:28:51 No.296571 Report

Quoted By:

>>296519
That made me tear up

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1348830035370.png, 12KiB, 300x75

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 17:10:37 No.296591 Report

Quoted By:

>>296519
Jesus, expected hobo survival guide, but that ending... I was affraid it would be something like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 17:46:51 No.296599 Report

Quoted By:

aren't americans allowed to build a cottage house while wearing a hat and a grizzled bear wherever they want or did hollywood lie to me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 17:50:21 No.296600 Report

Quoted By:

>>296519
I recognized that before I even opened it... Thanks for the feels, anon.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1390040912944.jpg, 18KiB, 535x458

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 18:12:12 No.296603 Report

Quoted By:

>>296519
Jeez, that made me tear up. I think these are the first feels I've felt on /out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 19:28:24 No.296625 Report

Quoted By: >>296654

>>296519
Why would you post this?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO its going to be okay.gif, 967KiB, 245x250

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 19:34:20 No.296630 Report

Quoted By:

>>296519
Ah hah, time for rum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 19:49:08 No.296638 Report

Quoted By: >>296654

>>296519
holy shit that was good

anybody know if there's any truth to it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 20:47:13 No.296654 Report

Quoted By:

>>296625
OPs post made me remember this story.

>>296638
On the night of August 16, 2010, a thread was started on 4chan's /g/ that asked a straight-forward question. That question was "You're greatly skilled at something that is useless in the real world. What is it?" After several responses, one Anon posted the following:

I'm a survivor, I got tossed out into the streets at 18 with no qualifications, no money and just the clothes on my back and I broke into an old building, stole old clothes from charity bins and stole food out of bins until I came up with a plan, that plan failed, I never got into the IT sector despite knowing more than most level 1 and 2 tech support lackies and lived on the streets for a whole year without begging, hell i even beat up another tramp and stole his shoes, when I was kicked out of the house I'd never so much as looked at someone the wrong way.

Now I live in a shitty 1 bedroom apartment, haven't talked to anyone in over 2 years, mail only, sponge off benefits and going outside scares me, took me 4 months to afford the worst laptop the second hand ads could offer in the local paper, feels good to be on top.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 21:53:40 No.296693 Report

Quoted By:

DON'T GET INVOLVED IN DRUGS
DON'T GET INVOLVED WITH THE HOMELESS
COMMIT NO CRIMES

Do NONE of that.

I'm usually against anyone joining the army, but if you have ANY brains, you can score out on their aptitude test. If you are NOT a complete idiot, you will do GREAT and be sent to a unit where you will train in engineering, electronics, communications, whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 21:59:18 No.296696 Report

Quoted By:

If you have a GED or HS Diploma and a good SAT, but no home to go to, join the military. Just make sure you don't join general infantry and DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT fuck around in basic training. You would run the risk of being dishonorably discharged + homeless + no skillset.

If you smoke (whatever it is) or drink, kick that habit now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 22:01:02 No.296698 Report

Quoted By:

>>296540

You, sir, are an idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 22:03:51 No.296700 Report

Quoted By:

>>296455
aka how to go to jail and, in the process, hace no job security/learn no skills

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 22:05:07 No.296702 Report

Quoted By:

>>295950
Go to the military, kiddo, but don't become a GI.

Don't be a dick to people in basic training of in the service, you'll get kicked out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Apr 2014 23:27:10 No.296753 Report

Quoted By:

>>295957
>get kicked out because you are now an adult
>your dad is now a stranger
highest level aspergers over here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 22:59:04 No.298867 Report

Quoted By: >>298875

If you have a car, fold your back seats down and sleep in it. Ideally you'll have two sleeping bads to throw down for insulation, pillows and a sleeping bag. If it's cold, get a cheap fleece bag liner, some long johns and a wool hat.

As for hygiene, shopping malls and hospitals can be good for washing up and a gym membership will allow you to shower if you can spare the money. Keep a bag full of moist wipes, toilet paper, tooth brush and paste, floss and hand sanitizer in your car.

Make sure to park your car in a spot where you won't be disturbed, preferably highway rest stops.

Your staple foods will be multi-vitamins, peanut butter, white rice, dried beans, eggs, and any vegetables that are in season that you can afford. Centre your meals around these foods. This is assuming you are not living in your car, and have access to a slow cooker (pick one up for cheap off craigslist or equivalent). Look up slow cooker recipes, you can just throw a bunch of shit in the pot and let it cook on low throughout the day. That's a meal.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1389745055198_(1).jpg, 349KiB, 1000x1200

Anonymous Sat 05 Apr 2014 23:18:18 No.298875 Report

Quoted By:

>>298867
Sleeping pads, not bads.*
If you decide to survive in the woods, pack your BOB according to the environment and situation.
i. First Aid
1) Gauze pads/ace bandage/surgical tape
2) Medicine (pain/fever reducer, nausea meds, Pedialyte)
3) Neosporin
ii. Food/Cooking
1) Multi-vitamins
2) Water purification tablets
3) Soup packets
4) Aluminium foil
5) Magnesium fire starter, waterproof matches or lighters
6) Tinder (birch bark, twigs, cotton, take a compact wire saw if you think you need it)
iii. Safety
1) Your ID
2) "Bread crumb" kit (glowsticks, etc)
3) Flashlight (preferably headlamp) with back up batteries
4) Compass/maps

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches

kicked out