good morning, sc/out/s.

am i retarded for not seeing the upsides/perks to wearing a kilt innawoods?

i mean, yeah... i guess it's convenient for pooping/peeing... and maybe gives some maneuverability...

but doesn't having so much of your undercarriage exposed seem like a bad idea?

ticks on taints. spiders on sphincters. snakes on shins. thickets on thighs...

it just seems dumb to me?

seriously... explain this "outdoors kilt" shit to me?