>>310869Now this is how you get kids outdoors.
"Dad I want a dog!"
>give suspicious tamagotchi>"You have to go to the GPS locations. Or it will STARVE and DIE and I will never get you a real dog!""Dad this things is on top of a mountain!"
>Guess you'll have to learn to climb a mountain. I signed you up. Your mother will drive you."Dad this thing is halfway down a river!"
>Guess you'll have to learn to white water raft. I prepaid. Your mother will drive you."Dad this thing is 10 miles off the coast of"
>Son, can you sail?"...Dad, I get car sick, if I get in a boat?"
>Son I get sea sick. I won't tell if you won't."Couple weaks later, forget to bring along tamaget/out/chi.
"DAD, you lied! This thing isn't DEAD."
>Son, [spoiler:lit]I could have named you Sue. This seemed less cruel. Plus I'm a cat person. We're not getting a dog! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4SurKqVAAI [/spoiler:lit] 
