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hey woodland critters, have any human- encounters you want to share?
>be me
>taking shit in the woods because what else would I be doing lol
>Smell them before I hear them
>hear them before I see them
>Two humans walking my way
>wtf I am miles from the nearest human path
>book it out of there mid poop
>leave a trail of feces following me
>climb tree
>The two humans pass underneath me
>"don't look up, don't look up"
>they are arguing about something
".....but morahs are more sturdy and you can use them for battoning....."
>They walk right underneath my tree
>They stop
>My butthole clenches, my breathing stops
"fuck I just stepped in shit"
>MFW
>be me
>taking shit in the woods because what else would I be doing lol
>Smell them before I hear them
>hear them before I see them
>Two humans walking my way
>wtf I am miles from the nearest human path
>book it out of there mid poop
>leave a trail of feces following me
>climb tree
>The two humans pass underneath me
>"don't look up, don't look up"
>they are arguing about something
".....but morahs are more sturdy and you can use them for battoning....."
>They walk right underneath my tree
>They stop
>My butthole clenches, my breathing stops
"fuck I just stepped in shit"
>MFW
