>>317513Step 1. Turn off the computer.
Step 2. Get up from the floor/the bed/your chair/equivalent
Step 3. Walk to the front door. It should be a rectangle about 7ft high, 3ft wide and there's a bar sticking out of it about half way up on one side. Alternatively it might be some roughly spherical protrusion.
Step 4. If the bar/protrusion (which we will now refer to as a 'handle') if on the left, it most likely turns clockwise. If it's on the right it mostly likely turns anti-clockwise. Try both directions just to be safe and then turn the handle whichever way turns it the most and hold it here.
5. Try pushing the door. If this doesn't work, pulling it should. SAFETY WARNING: Don't hit yourself with the door.
The door should now be open.
Step 6. Step through the door. You should now be outside. If you still appear to be indoors, look for another door. The door your looking for should appear slightly different to the other doors in the building but this is not always true. This door is also likely to have a transparent area set into it (It's a bit like a super high-res 3D monitor), but again this is not always true.
Repeat from step 4 until eventually you find a room where the ceiling is higher than you've ever seen it. It is likely to be a pale blue colour, but depending on the time of day or the local conditions it could be any shade of grey, black, brown (If you are in the city this is especially true) or even have a pinkish hue.
This room is called "outdoors". Explore this room to your heart's content!
Helpful tip! Take a pen and paper with you when you first set out from your computer sitting area and make a map of various landmarks you see and generally how to get to the door to the outside we were talking about earlier. You might also consider keeping a map of how to find your way back to the door from within the outdoors.
