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Anonymous Sun 08 Jun 2014 19:32:15 No.329645 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>329648 >>329731 >>329769 >>330292 >>332078

How do I become a hunter-gatherer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jun 2014 19:35:02 No.329648 Report

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>>329645
go out and mine wood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jun 2014 22:52:52 No.329731 Report

Quoted By: >>329797 >>329948 >>332491 >>332909

>>329645
> gatherer

Crash wedding for the buffet.
Dumpster dive McDonalds.
Grab relishs packs from the hotdog grill in Circle K.
Take more napkins than you can possibly use from Wendy's.
Go to Happy Hours that have free buffets.
"Graze" your grocery store.
Cut your neighbor's flowers and give them to you homo bf.
Take flowers from cemetarys at night for same.

> hunter

Kill and eat your neighbor's cat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jun 2014 00:42:07 No.329769 Report

Quoted By: >>329944 >>330256

>>329645
Pretty simple. You hunt, and you gather.

Sometimes there's little to hunt.. at that point you're probably going to want to start gathering.

Sometimes there's nothimg of much value to gather, you may want to hunt during that period.

Sometimes you can do both.

Sometimes you can't do much.

And on the seventh day you may rest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jun 2014 06:34:53 No.329797 Report

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>>329731
Such a life in FreedomLand

wacky

wacky Mon 09 Jun 2014 13:51:13 No.329944 Report

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>>329769
Life, gentlemen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jun 2014 14:27:06 No.329948 Report

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>>329731
So basically I was a hunter gatherer in college?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jun 2014 02:12:49 No.330256 Report

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>>329769

Nice concept. Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jun 2014 02:41:17 No.330292 Report

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>>329645
go inna wilderness
hunt
gather
die between the age of 30-40 if you last that long

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jun 2014 03:29:00 No.330332 Report

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>Gathering
Making money.
>Hunting
Getting sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jun 2014 05:22:03 No.330400 Report

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>>329948
That's your average college students lifestyle, yeah.

I did a fair bit of urban gathering today... I hate about half a dozen loquats and a couple good sized plums from urban trees. I'm debating going out and gathering a shitload to make into /out/ rations. And jam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jun 2014 17:07:29 No.330625 Report

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You already are.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jun 2014 05:09:56 No.332078 Report

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>>329645
>Hunt
Buy some weed
>Gather
Accumulate it into a bowl

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jun 2014 05:19:48 No.332081 Report

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>>332078
>buy
>not grow
>being out of HS and buying from a dealer who doesn't grow or not growing your own
>Adventure Time bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jun 2014 05:21:40 No.332082 Report

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>>332081
chill /out/
dork

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jun 2014 01:00:28 No.332491 Report

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>>329731
> relish packs from Circle K

Gather on MY level, plebs. OC pic related.

>2014 paying for condiments

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jun 2014 18:30:25 No.332849 Report

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>>332491
slow it down Mr. Krabs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jun 2014 19:25:22 No.332886 Report

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>>332491
You're off >>>/b/
You no longer need to inform people of "oc." We post our own pictures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jun 2014 19:34:17 No.332895 Report

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>>330292
>die between the age of 30-40 if you last that long

isn't hunter gatherer lifespan skewed because of high infant mortality and not lack of old people?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jun 2014 20:23:23 No.332909 Report

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>>329731
>Go to Five Guys
>Order free water
>Order free peanuts
>Eat salty peanuts
>Drink refreshing water
>Repeat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jun 2014 11:51:58 No.333190 Report

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>>332895
Yep. From all the things I've read that actually address that, it notes that children who lived over the age of 5 were pretty much guaranteed to live into their 70's (not accounting war/sickness/famine).

The nice thing about the high infant mortality of the past is that it assures that only the most physically and mentally sound become adults.
Whereas today, we're supposed to feel sad if a single baby in Uganda dies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jun 2014 18:21:18 No.333848 Report

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>>332081
>>Adventure Time bullshit

watch your fucking mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jun 2014 17:20:19 No.334993 Report

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>>333190
>/sickness/famine
thats kind of a big thing to not take into accunt

since sickness/fammine is probably how you would die innawoods

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jun 2014 23:57:07 No.335691 Report

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>>332886
> yeah man, because every pic on /out/ is oc

Pretentious asshole.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Jun 2014 00:07:07 No.335696 Report

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>>332491
did you seriously take the time to make a ~6th Century Eastern Empire-styled iconographic mosaic of your fucking sauce packets for 4chan? And thought this bought you a permit to be condescending?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jun 2014 19:30:57 No.336053 Report

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>>335696
You prefer a southwestern petroglyph styled iconographic mosaic, fuck face?

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Anonymous Fri 20 Jun 2014 19:32:13 No.336054 Report

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>>336053
kinda

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jun 2014 23:36:11 No.337475 Report

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>>332081
obviously a joke post.
summer much?

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