I have decided to renounce my United States citizenship before the end of days and leave civilization behind whilst moving towards greener pastures in Papau New Guinea, where I will live with the Korowai tribe.

At first they will be hesitant, but I will earn their trust by completing the hunting rites, then breed with their women. Eventually, we will put our differences behind us.

The kevlar vest is for poachers only. Gotta be sensible about this.

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