>>337379>>337396my brother was fucking around and picked a downed limb up off the ground to swing it at me, except he didn't realize the limb was much onger than it looked, as it was mostly buried under the leaves. so when he grabbed the end and swung it up in the air in front of me a whole mess of branches and twigs snapped up from the ground right under me and a piece of branch got stuck in the corner of my eye and forced my eyeball out of the socket, with the twig still stuck in my eye and him still holding the branch. i got the twig out form under my eyelid and grabbed my eye because the pain was stinging horribly and that's wen i felt my eye was outside my head resting in my palm. the kicker is (and this is the part that people don't like to believe) i pushed it back in
