>>356959Nope. Not allowed. Listen carefully, these are your choices:
1- a secondhand utensil, crudely formed from plutonium with a badly scratched lead coating. It's being sold in a rat infested open sewer of a thrift store staffed by child molesters with visible open sores who can't refrain from 'touching' themselves.
2- a newly made spork, constructed of scrap grade material from defunct ICBMs with a melamine antioxidant coating. Made in an open sewer of a third world factory by horribly maimed brown children who are 10% underweight, don't speak English and pass contagious diseases around like a doobie at a Grateful Dead concert. About every 3 days one dozes off during her 18 hour shift (girl children deserve less food because muh culture, so they're cheaper to employ) and gets pulled into the machinery. The resulting discoloration on product and packaging winds up in discount stores.
Choose carefully. You begin a 30 day deathmarch immediately after making your selection.
