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Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 15:10:35 No.361871 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>361881 >>361883 >>361899 >>361924 >>361929 >>362022 >>362534 >>362540 >>362945 >>363146 >>364395 >>364458 >>364921 >>366379 >>366405

Give me some information that might save my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 15:21:41 No.361881 Report

Quoted By: >>361895

>>361871

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 15:32:10 No.361883 Report

Quoted By: >>361892 >>361906 >>361943 >>362826 >>364396

>>361871
Datura seeds are delicious an nutritious.

Eat as many as you can find.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 15:43:20 No.361892 Report

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>>361883
Fuck off troll the guy wants advice to save him not poison him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 15:44:39 No.361895 Report

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>>361881
You beat me to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 15:50:46 No.361899 Report

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>>361871
Suicide is for losers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 16:03:28 No.361906 Report

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>>361883
>mfw imagining deliriant trip miles out into the woods, all alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 16:33:32 No.361917 Report

Quoted By: >>361923

Around blacks, never relax

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 16:43:23 No.361923 Report

Quoted By: >>361926 >>362918

>>361917

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 16:44:34 No.361924 Report

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>>361871
Water is important

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 16:49:46 No.361926 Report

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>>361923

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 16:51:59 No.361929 Report

Quoted By: >>361937

>>361871
If your're going to play dead to avoid a larger predator or are trying to avoid a lightning strike, always drop your britches, grab yer ankles and offer up your pucker with a sassy disposition. Google "lordosis behavior" for more in-depth pointers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 17:15:39 No.361937 Report

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>>361929
Don't forget to soil yourself for the scent

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 17:21:14 No.361943 Report

Quoted By: >>361948

>>361883
datura trip stories are always fucking hilarious

I sorta want to try some one day. In like a padded cell or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 17:26:27 No.361948 Report

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>>361943
Fuck that shit.
Experiences seem to vary between horrible trips, doing dumb shit while blacked out, and rewiring your brain permanently and never coming back.

That stuff's not called Devil's Trumpets for no reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Aug 2014 20:03:04 No.362022 Report

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>>361871
>Give me some information that might save my life.
burn your us-american passport.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2014 22:32:37 No.362534 Report

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>>361871
Always ask an anonymous vietnamese cartoon website for life-saving advice.
Also, OHP in the squat rack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Aug 2014 23:02:18 No.362540 Report

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>>361871
a baggie of vaseline soaked cotton balls in a sandwich bag in your backpack could come in handy in damp weather for starting a fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2014 09:15:15 No.362826 Report

Quoted By: >>362862

>>361883
Also belladona is edible, eat as much of it as possible when you see it for a good amount of protein, vitamins, minerals, atropine, essential fats, carbs and fiber. Brew a tea out of it if you can

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2014 11:36:03 No.362855 Report

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Breath air 8^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2014 11:50:36 No.362862 Report

Quoted By: >>362885

>>362826
This kills the camper.

Always wipe with plants that have red lining around their leaves, or red stems.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2014 13:01:36 No.362885 Report

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>>362862

>This kills the camper.

i lol'd hard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2014 13:22:36 No.362899 Report

Quoted By: >>364689

anal beads can be used in slingshots for catching small game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2014 14:12:51 No.362918 Report

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>>361923
Lol. Around bass watch your ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2014 14:18:05 No.362920 Report

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Never screw an Asian hooker without a condom.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2014 16:02:11 No.362945 Report

Quoted By: >>363462

>>361871
If you're lost at sea and dehydrated, funnel sea water through your ass to re-hydrate yourself without ingesting it.

It could save your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Aug 2014 21:31:07 No.363146 Report

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>>361871
le rugrating face

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2014 09:02:19 No.363462 Report

Quoted By: >>363471

>>362945
hey that sounds kinda possible

is that possible?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Aug 2014 09:55:39 No.363471 Report

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>>363462
you die from dehydration.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Aug 2014 16:44:37 No.364127 Report

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>itt: opposite day

identity politics dont matter

identity politics dont matter Fri 08 Aug 2014 19:49:45 No.364202 Report

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never approach an elk

uncle buck

uncle buck Fri 08 Aug 2014 20:39:05 No.364217 Report

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Bitches ain't shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Aug 2014 20:39:25 No.364218 Report

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never chew tree branches and NEVER EVER CHEW ANYTHING THAT GROWS FROM THE GROUND AND IS NOT A WILDBERRY

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Aug 2014 20:45:31 No.364223 Report

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Don't go rowing without a boat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Aug 2014 23:05:52 No.364281 Report

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Birds usually got to water holes after sunrise and just before sunset, you can follow them if you need water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Aug 2014 03:18:33 No.364395 Report

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>>361871
Don't put twinkies on your pizza

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Aug 2014 03:19:34 No.364396 Report

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>>361883
jesus, that looks like a Cloyster eating raisins

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Aug 2014 04:55:07 No.364458 Report

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>>361871
When finding yourself in a riptide, and being dragged out to sea, swim as hard as you can directly towards the shore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Aug 2014 04:57:41 No.364460 Report

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it's only a cold sore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Aug 2014 10:31:07 No.364525 Report

Quoted By: >>364735 >>366401

The moss growing on your compass always growth on the northern side. That way you can tell where north is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Aug 2014 10:49:20 No.364534 Report

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when dealing with snakes, red touches yellow, he's a kind fellow or if you find a snake rattling its tail you should always pick it up, this is a common greeting just like dogs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Aug 2014 17:52:28 No.364689 Report

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>>362899

That .gif

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Aug 2014 18:38:19 No.364735 Report

Quoted By: >>364889

>>364525
What if my compass is new and has no moss??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Aug 2014 00:32:50 No.364889 Report

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>>364735
you are so fucking fucked holy shit i hope you have a gun to make it painless

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Aug 2014 01:19:51 No.364921 Report

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>>361871
If you're out in the ocean and dont know where land is, swim towards the direction birds fly at dusk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Aug 2014 02:40:01 No.364956 Report

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If you get lost, just remember that the moss grows on the outside of the trees

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Aug 2014 02:57:59 No.364968 Report

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>Some anon lurking ITT will gamble his life on whether or not that one post was a troll

You can make a nice torch out of twigs and tree resin.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Aug 2014 16:09:52 No.365217 Report

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>>if you find a snake rattling its tail you should always pick it up, this is a common greeting just like dogs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Aug 2014 17:00:21 No.365234 Report

Quoted By: >>366284

If your compass has no moss, you can always rely on the sun. It will always point to the center of the solar system.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Aug 2014 02:33:30 No.365540 Report

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Red wings tonight, bareback's alright.
Red wings last week, better do Greek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 07:13:55 No.366284 Report

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>>365234
Hehe, I liked that one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 12:29:57 No.366379 Report

Quoted By:

>>361871
>stay out of Ferguson,Missouri

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:01:27 No.366387 Report

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>Give me some information that might save my life.
every bit of information in this thread so far is 100% solid and legit

source: I'm a certified dead man

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:35:17 No.366399 Report

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If it's not on, it's not on

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:42:02 No.366401 Report

Quoted By: >>366493 >>366510 >>366548

>>364525

moss doesnt exclusively grow on the north side of things you fucking moron

stop spouting ancient fucking bullshit, it grows ANYWHERE, and tends to be lusher, thicker and greener on south facing trees innawoods

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 13:55:17 No.366405 Report

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>>361871
if you are allergic to some foods, don't eat them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 17:46:44 No.366493 Report

Quoted By: >>366548

>>366401

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 18:22:36 No.366510 Report

Quoted By: >>366548

>>366401

Seriously?

FUCKING SERIOUSLY?

THAT WAS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THAT COMMENT? THAT WAS REALLY THE BIG THING THAT STOOD OUT TO YOU AS MISINFORMATION?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:16:25 No.366534 Report

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If your boat capsizes while at sea, be sure to thrash in the water as much as possible to spook any curious sharks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:43:28 No.366548 Report

Quoted By: >>366619

>>366493
>>366510
I think >>366401 just got you two. Well done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:43:50 No.366549 Report

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Fat stains on cotton will keep longer if you put butter on them from time to time. This might some day save your hide.

Thank me later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:45:32 No.366553 Report

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If a black bear offers you bread and salt as a welcoming gift, friendly decline, turn 360 degrees and walk away. Don't trust those motherfuckers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:49:21 No.366557 Report

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Whenever you cross a rainbow trout with a double chin, it has the right of way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 19:55:21 No.366559 Report

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All the things i could teach you ... if only ... if only ...

BTW, ticks let go of your skin if you tickle them. I'm not kidding either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Aug 2014 21:17:36 No.366619 Report

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>>366548
Yeah, jokes on us.
He was just pretending to be retarded...

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