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Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 08:47:12 No.375397 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>375423 >>375450 >>375492 >>375494 >>375532 >>375596 >>375710 >>375714 >>375747 >>377995

im done /out/
im fukken done
what do i make these bastards into besides stew
i average 4 a day no problem
thinking fur lined pouches for jars or maybe mittens
yes its legal to trap where i live and they ate muh garden

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 08:55:00 No.375403 Report

Quoted By: >>375404 >>375733

Two words. Homemade fleshlight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 08:57:43 No.375404 Report

Quoted By: >>375409

>>375403
nope

yes op you can use squirrels fur. It's really not that hard to prepare fur and hide so look it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 09:02:14 No.375409 Report

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>>375404
Awwww c'mon man! You can even get creative and make one time use fleshlights while theyre still alive if you use the ductape trick! Keeps em from popping.

opium

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opium Thu 28 Aug 2014 09:48:15 No.375423 Report

Quoted By: >>375733

>>375397
can you turn them into jerky ?

i love jerky but i donno if it tastes good from squirl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 10:44:06 No.375432 Report

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Put up an ad saying you have squirrels to give away for free to a budding taxidermist

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 11:51:57 No.375440 Report

Quoted By: >>375509

Gladiator Squirrel Fights.

>tape knives to them

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 12:21:12 No.375446 Report

Quoted By: >>375461

Roast the head then smash it open to eat the brains.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 12:36:40 No.375450 Report

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>>375397
bring it to local park.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 13:17:42 No.375461 Report

Quoted By: >>375463

>>375446

> edgy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 13:21:59 No.375463 Report

Quoted By: >>375489

>>375461
Not him, but what's so edgy about eating brain?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 13:38:13 No.375470 Report

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inb4 put it in your ass. You could always ask /b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 14:28:43 No.375487 Report

Quoted By: >>375493

Squirrel is good pan fried with potato chunks onion and garlic.

You could boil them into dog food

Or launch them at your enemies out of a potato cannon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 14:31:35 No.375489 Report

Quoted By: >>375575

>>375463

brain will fuck you up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 14:34:34 No.375492 Report

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>>375397
I give the tails to my cats, they love batting them around. Sometimes I put them in a container full of catnip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 14:37:17 No.375493 Report

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>>375487
>launch at enemies
This is always good. I used to throw roadkill in the back of a guy's truck because he was a dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 14:39:19 No.375494 Report

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>>375397
Chinese style sweet 'n' sour is delicious.
Stew them with ale, onions and mushrooms and serve with mash.
They're good in curries.
Stock the freezer up until you've wiped the little bastads out and eat like a king for free.

My springer would quite happily live on squirrel too, if you don't gancy eating them yourself then find someone with a dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 15:55:49 No.375509 Report

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>>375440
this
post results

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 16:56:53 No.375532 Report

Quoted By: >>375559 >>375620 >>375891

>>375397
Skin them, take the meat, then bury everything else underground. Why bury? Because you can wait a few months and dig them up and have nice clean bones for jewelry. In fact, I'll pay $10 per skeleton. I'm not skilled enough with fur to make anything useful, but I like tuning bones into trinkets, goth kids buy bone jewelry at a high price if I tell them the bones are from a grave dug baby.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 18:25:46 No.375559 Report

Quoted By: >>375619 >>375891

>>375532
are you for real? if you stick around maybe we can set something up
i am getting a mass capture cage this week probably
pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 19:18:21 No.375575 Report

Quoted By: >>375606

>>375489
only from humans and mad cows

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 20:13:55 No.375596 Report

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>>375397
feed them to your dog

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 20:29:39 No.375603 Report

Quoted By: >>376106 >>376764

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 20:42:25 No.375606 Report

Quoted By: >>375618

>>375575
There is a squirrel spongiform encephalitis. Most cases of human infection have occurred around West Virginia where squirrel brains had been considered a delicacy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 21:06:11 No.375618 Report

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>>375606
>mad squirrel diesease
damn, didnt know bout that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 21:14:10 No.375619 Report

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>>375559
Yeah, if you could provide a steady flow of nice clean skeletons that would be great and would save me money from having to buy from other vendors. If you have a skype or something we could keep better contact, but if you would prefer email thats possible too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 21:21:49 No.375620 Report

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>>375532
>
10 PER SQUIRREL?
shieet nigga maybe il have to start killing them
does it matter if red grey or fox?
how much would you pay for coons and possum?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 00:02:11 No.375693 Report

Quoted By: >>375697

Stew! Oh wait you already mention that... Umm thick soup maybe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 00:15:57 No.375697 Report

Quoted By: >>375700

>>375693
Or perhaps a thin goulash

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 00:21:32 No.375700 Report

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>>375697
Maybe some spicy chili

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 00:32:10 No.375705 Report

Quoted By: >>375712

Squirrels make an excellent pot of Brunswick stew!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 00:40:40 No.375710 Report

Quoted By: >>375713

>>375397
$10 per squirrel, that's highway robbery

I'll pay $12 per squirrel skeleton, $14 if you soak the bones in hydrogen peroxide before shipment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 00:41:44 No.375712 Report

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>>375705
He said no stew

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 00:42:38 No.375713 Report

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>>375710
how much for other animals

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 00:43:17 No.375714 Report

Quoted By: >>375733

>>375397
codpieces OP. make every one of those little ginger-haired fucks into a codpiece. and give them to you older relatives for christmas.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 01:39:18 No.375733 Report

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>>375403
>>375714
>>375423

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 01:42:25 No.375736 Report

Quoted By: >>375743 >>375747 >>375750 >>375758

Have you given any thought to RELEASING them if you're not going to put them to good use, you stupid fuck? The native americans would be ashamed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 01:46:56 No.375743 Report

Quoted By: >>375748

>>375736
as per my states law taken animals must be destroyed and not relocated
http://hrcaonline.org/Portals/0/docs/PDF/Backcountry/Coyote/NuisanceWildlifeLaws.pdf
and as i stated they are eating my garden

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 01:49:54 No.375747 Report

Quoted By: >>375751

>>375397
an important question: how would you dispatch these mother fuckers anyway? pop a cap in their ass or what

>>375736
>why don't you let the aniamals you caught to stop from destroying your property go so they can once more return

also he is trying to find a good use for them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 01:49:55 No.375748 Report

Quoted By: >>375753

>>375743
actually i re read it and tree squirrels CAN be relocated but i already am gathering furs and making dog food out of them i just wondered about more uses
the bone jewelry sounds legit and so does the cod pieces

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 01:50:46 No.375750 Report

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>>375736
They're already too ashamed of being all but exterminated in their own land by the palefaces to give a fuck about squirrels.
OP is disposing of vermin, you snivelling little bleeding heart faggot.
Releasing them would kind of defeat the object of catching them in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 01:52:18 No.375751 Report

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>>375747
i break their necks wearing two pairs of work gloves
i wash my cage and everything that touches it after every catch i am auper careful and always practice handlig safety/ppe
ive been in the market for a pistol but i procrastinate so much itll probably be after hunting season ends
right now drowning chambers work for larger stuff like the coons

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 01:53:23 No.375753 Report

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>>375748
i'm glad you like my furry codpiece idea OP that means a lot to me today

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 01:54:16 No.375756 Report

Quoted By: >>375761 >>375780

Fleshlight cover. Beer coozie

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 01:56:15 No.375758 Report

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>>375736
>muh noble savages
Have you met many Native Americans? They buy drugs and alcohol with their casino money and most of them don't give a single fuck about nature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 01:59:58 No.375761 Report

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>>375756
thats fucking awsome

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 02:29:13 No.375780 Report

Quoted By: >>375784 >>375929

>>375756
beer cozy idea in too if i get a real pretty non ragged bastard
came home from a 4 hour shift to this somehow
(2 magpies)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 02:44:34 No.375784 Report

Quoted By: >>375929

>>375780
one flew into my house and stared at me on top of my door for a few minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 07:33:10 No.375891 Report

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>>375532
>>375559
People on etsy will pay a good price for a well skinned hide and a good tail from a squirrel. Just tell them they are roadkill and there is a bunch of them where you live.

Necromancer

Necromancer Fri 29 Aug 2014 10:21:53 No.375929 Report

Quoted By: >>376099

>>375780
>>375784

Give them food and their freedom. They don't know you trapped them but they see you releasing them. Maybe they'll be total bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 17:59:48 No.376099 Report

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>>375929
i dunno man corvids are mad smart and these two birds nest in my yard.the one was SUPER PISSED
look at his face ive never had a bird stare at me for so long
i did throw them my oats though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 18:18:17 No.376106 Report

Quoted By:

>>375603
NeotHare.png

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 19:14:40 No.376764 Report

Quoted By:

>>375603
That's fucken evil.

Jo on rails

Jo on rails Sun 31 Aug 2014 05:39:40 No.377124 Report

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>Howdy neighbor! Whatcha doing with all them dead squirrels?
> "I wear them on my dick."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Sep 2014 14:38:16 No.377995 Report

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>>375397
Me and my grandfather would extract their brain, fry it, and use it for meatballs in spaghetti.

Swamp cuisine mother fucker

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