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Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 15:45:15 No.375507 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>375519 >>375522 >>375524 >>375574 >>375964 >>376481 >>376491 >>376495

Ok now the worst problem ever

Help guys .. how do I keep my ass and underwear clean while being out.

So ... whenever I piss , I use to clean p*nish with toilet paper, then wasch it from water bottle, and done.

But After I need to s*it ... here is a nightmare... I want to keep my butt clean and fresh ... so I trying to pooout , near rivers and other stuff, so I can wasch my butt right after, cause the fact is - TOILET PAPER IS NOT ENOUGH .. esspecially in some ... more ... poopoo cases .

1. How do You deal with the problem ?
2. What underwear You guys use ?
3. How You guys keep Your butt clean ?

I'm Greatfull God for not being a girl... they way more fuckt while encountering same problem...

So ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 15:51:27 No.375508 Report

Quoted By: >>375510 >>375569 >>377081

This has been discussed at length before. One of the best I heard of was actually shitting in a squatting position in the river with your anus fully submerged. Make sure your ass is pointing downstream and that you are downstream from your camp.

Necromancer

Necromancer Thu 28 Aug 2014 15:57:13 No.375510 Report

Quoted By: >>375514

>>375508

I'll take "How to spread cholera" for $200.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 16:00:55 No.375514 Report

Quoted By: >>375515

>>375510
Maybe, maybe not. But thats why you do it downstream from your camp.

Necromancer

Necromancer Thu 28 Aug 2014 16:05:08 No.375515 Report

Quoted By: >>375516

>>375514

So that the people downstream can get cholera? Cholera can survive for over a week in water, like the stream you're shitting into.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 16:12:12 No.375516 Report

Quoted By: >>375517 >>375522 >>375527

>>375515
> implying I care about other people

Necromancer

Necromancer Thu 28 Aug 2014 16:16:52 No.375517 Report

Quoted By: >>375525

>>375516

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and 'believe' that you mean that and you're not just being an edgy faggot because you've got no reasonable arguments to fall back on.

I assume you care about yourself and if you're:

a. personally spreading cholera
b. encouraging others to spread cholera

(Both of these being through acts of stupidity like shitting into rivers)

Then you're more likely to contract cholera in the future (Assuming that in scenario a it doesn't kill you).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 16:23:04 No.375519 Report

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>>375507
im not sure but maybe you should rethink your diet
A couple of kleenex and maybe some wet wipes are deluxe for my /out/ self

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 16:25:29 No.375522 Report

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>>375516
If I see you do it, I will sneak into your camp at night with a bag of my own shit, and leave it beside your tent.

Die in a fire, you worthless fuck.

>>375507
Take bio-degradable baby wipes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 16:36:09 No.375524 Report

Quoted By: >>375526 >>375546

>>375507

The first and most important step to effective ass hygiene is to shave your butt.

Seriously. Get into the shower, get down there with a razor and shave your ass. Clean as a babies bottom from sphincter to cheek.

With no hair for the feces to get caught up in, a couple quick wipes will have you on your way every time.

Seriously, this could change your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 16:38:31 No.375525 Report

Quoted By: >>375553

>>375517
Nah I'm good. I purify my water while I'm /out/. And so should everyone. Anyone who drinks straight from a stream gets whatever they get.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 16:39:47 No.375526 Report

Quoted By: >>375529 >>375545 >>375556 >>375570 >>376584

>>375524
And also itch like a bitch in a few days. It will just come in thicker with every shave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 16:40:25 No.375527 Report

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>>375516
grow up you fucking faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 16:49:27 No.375529 Report

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>>375526

After I'd been shaving for a month or so I stopped getting any itch, even if I let it grow for a week or two. Just use a sharp razor and a decent lotion / cream when you shave and you'll be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 17:11:42 No.375537 Report

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Stop defecating in and near water sources you fucking cunts. And OP, speak like a fucking adult please.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 17:22:34 No.375539 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 17:42:16 No.375544 Report

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If you shit in a fucking water source you deserve to get assraped you stupid son of a bitch.

I once hiked the AT for a week with no shower, and no baby wipes. I really didn't see a messy ass as EVER being an issue.

Do you know how to fucking wipe at all? Are you 12 or something? Jesus christ use toilet paper you fucking asshole and stop shitting in the water?!

Are you some kind of pampered child who's mommy worked the bidet and licked your asshole clean every day? Fucks sake....

Necromancer

Necromancer Thu 28 Aug 2014 17:43:10 No.375545 Report

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>>375526

Just shave enough to keep up with the growth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 17:43:47 No.375546 Report

Quoted By: >>375549

>>375524

This is a great way to get an infection. Better be careful shaving that shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 17:49:52 No.375549 Report

Quoted By: >>375550

>>375546

Pointless fearmongering. I've never once gotten an infection. Maybe because I don't plaster myself with fucking feces and I have a decent immune system.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 17:55:25 No.375550 Report

Quoted By: >>375552 >>376494

>>375549

lol I'm just saying be careful not trying to fearmonger. why u so mad?

I'm a nurse and have seen people get serious infections simply from shaving pubic hair and not changing the razor frequently enough or having bad hygiene.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 17:57:09 No.375552 Report

Quoted By: >>376652

>>375550

this guy obviously has bad hygiene or something wrong if he feels the need to not only wipe after urinating, but also clean his penis?

I mean come on, how many of us guys actually wipe/clean our dicks after pissing? It's simply not necessary.Sounds to me like he may have a prostate problem as well.

S Thu 28 Aug 2014 18:02:32 No.375553 Report

Quoted By: >>375623

>>375525
Implying use who forage near steams/rivers or fish near steams/rivers want your diseased shit next to any of it.

dig a hole like a good little bitch, and shit in it. fucking fag lord.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 18:09:00 No.375556 Report

Quoted By: >>375560

>>375526
Common misconception. No matter how often you shave your beard, it does not grow any faster. Same thing with butt hair. Shaving your ass sounds crazy / perverded, but it really makes your life easier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 18:28:05 No.375560 Report

Quoted By: >>375562 >>375661

>>375556
how the fuck are you gonna shave your own ass tho? blind with a safety/disposable razor and just whack away ?
im skinny and pretty damn flexible but i cant imagine pulling that off

Id either get someone to trim it for me with a machine or maybe wax it if thats possible without passing out

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 18:42:28 No.375562 Report

Quoted By: >>375604

>>375560

>Get a new disposable razor.
>Slav squat in the shower.
>Slather conditioner / shaving cream / soap all over your ass. Work it in there.
>Start in the bottom of the trench, shave outward.
>Maybe do a top to bottom run once or twice to clean up afterward.
>Done.

Congrats, you just shaved your ass like a pro. Bend over in front of a full length mirror and admire your newly shaved anus.

The first few times you do this it might feel weird, because when you sweat your ass cheeks will slide against each other, and when it starts to grow it will itch. Once you've been doing it for a while the itching stops and it wont feel weird any more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 18:47:15 No.375563 Report

Quoted By: >>375564

Are there other out people who don't need any tougher cleaning than a few wipes of toilet paper?

When I take a shit, all I need is 6 pieces TP to sand my butthole perfectly clean. Once, in the military, I was in a hurry and basically just squatted for shit, pushed the brown baby jesus to ground and buckled my pants. Afterwards the shit fucked up my butt cheeks and CO yelled me for not burying my shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 18:51:31 No.375564 Report

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>>375563
only fatminn and people with unhealthy stools need more

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 18:59:54 No.375569 Report

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>>375508
Hey! I wash my lady bits and arm pits in there

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 19:01:25 No.375570 Report

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>>375526
this is why you wax

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 19:14:47 No.375574 Report

Quoted By: >>375952

>>375507
Are you German, OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 19:51:17 No.375585 Report

Quoted By: >>376495

I just cannot comprehend how anyone could have a problem with shitting and pissing while /out/, men or women.
Squat down
let it flow
wipe your privates

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 20:30:58 No.375604 Report

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>>375562
>Congrats, you just shaved your ass like a pro. Bend over in front of a full length mirror and admire your newly shaved anus.

A little TBHQ to lighten up your pucker and you're ready to do porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 21:35:32 No.375623 Report

Quoted By: >>375625 >>375637

>>375553
Yeah don't worry about all the bear deer coyote raccoon bird and fish shit. It's a river. It flows. The shit breaks down and floats away.

Sarge !ErY2TknG0w

Sarge !ErY2TknG0w Thu 28 Aug 2014 21:41:51 No.375625 Report

Quoted By: >>375627 >>375632

>>375623
Animals don't shit in the water you fucking retard. If I ever see you shitting in the river I'm gonna 1v1 you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 21:43:51 No.375627 Report

Quoted By: >>376653

>>375625
You mean to tell me that fish wiggle up on shore and shit? Yeah fuck off kid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 21:46:21 No.375632 Report

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>>375625

Necromancer

Necromancer Thu 28 Aug 2014 21:57:20 No.375637 Report

Quoted By: >>375642

>>375623

The thing is, humans share more diseases with other humans than they do any other species (Who'd have fucking guessed it?) so when a person shits in the water and passes on their diseases, there are going to be more microbes in there now which have the chance of causing a disease in other humans than if a deer or a bear shat in the water. Not to mention that mammals tend not to shit when they're drinking (Coming to a place to drink makes you vulnerable and shitting makes you even more vulnerable, plus there's other things on your mind - not saying it NEVER happens, just not often). We share even fewer disease with fish than we do other mammals, so fish shit isn't much to worry about compared to mammal shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 21:58:32 No.375639 Report

Quoted By: >>375641

All this nonsense about shaving one's brown eye is uncalled for. Not only is it dangerous its unnecessary. Breaking one clean while /out/ isn't that hard, it's all about proper squatting and spreading technique.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 22:00:37 No.375641 Report

Quoted By: >>375655

>>375639

>Dangerous

Are you fucking serious dude? Come on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 22:03:48 No.375642 Report

Quoted By: >>375643

>>375637
Which is why you should treat your water before you drink it. Why is everyone forgetting this?

Necromancer

Necromancer Thu 28 Aug 2014 22:04:57 No.375643 Report

Quoted By: >>375647

>>375642

Treatment is not always an option and isn't perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 22:06:30 No.375646 Report

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I always found that toilet paper never really did the job. My asshole would be itchy and shitty because of it.

Wipes are a blessing. Use the same piece twice by folding it in half after the first wipe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 22:12:28 No.375647 Report

Quoted By: >>375651

>>375643
> going /out/ and not being prepared to treat water

Necromancer

Necromancer Thu 28 Aug 2014 22:18:46 No.375651 Report

Quoted By: >>375656

>>375647

Not every single human being on the planet only ever gets into situations where when they need water, they have the option to treat it. Some people don't have the option and some people don't even know that they need to. There are quite a few areas where people consider the water to be safe to drink. It just takes one cunt shitting up-stream to ruin it for everybody.

I like how you ignored the part where I said treatment wasn't perfect, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 22:28:16 No.375654 Report

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why are you bleeping out swear words?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 22:31:49 No.375655 Report

Quoted By: >>375662

>>375641
There are a lot of blood vessels and nerve endings in the anus. Slip and cut yourself and you'll be bleeding like a pig

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 22:33:34 No.375656 Report

Quoted By: >>375663

>>375651

I'm not trying to be a dick man but this statement is inherently dumb. If you're going somewhere that you actually need to be drinking water from natural sources, then you should be bringing a treatment method.

Iodine tablets are not expensive and not heavy. no reason not to have them. That being said, yea it does only take one cunt shitting up stream to ruin things. but your point about purification methods not being available or viable is moot.

especially when you say "some people don't know they need to" If someone thinks they can just drink any old water anywhere untreated they deserve to get fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 22:37:19 No.375661 Report

Quoted By: >>376595

>>375560
Just be careful and it is not such a big deal. Trimming and waxin is for fagots. I think those people enjoy when someone (man) is touching their testicles and stretching their penis for some sort of "shaving".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 22:40:02 No.375662 Report

Quoted By: >>375665 >>375804 >>376654

>>375655

Come on dude, how functionally retarded do you have to be to seriously cut yourself with a disposable razor?

I've been shaving my ass that way for what, 4 years? I think I've given myself a minor nick like twice. Never an infection. Never "bled like a stuck pig". Why are you even here? If you're too afraid to even shave your own ass, how do you expect to be able to go into the outdoors?

Holy shit.

Necromancer

Necromancer Thu 28 Aug 2014 22:40:59 No.375663 Report

Quoted By: >>375664 >>375668

>>375656

My main point was that water treatment can be ineffective or not available (Unable to afford it if homeless, some kid who didn't know better, emergency situation) and someone shitting in the river and increasing the risk of contracting a disease is just making things worse. Purification methods aren't 100% effective.

Necromancer

Necromancer Thu 28 Aug 2014 22:42:19 No.375664 Report

Quoted By: >>375842

>>375663

Also, I'd just like to say

ITT: A discussion about the finer points of shaving your butt-hair over-shadows a discussion about health risks associated with contaminating water

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 22:43:04 No.375665 Report

Quoted By: >>375669

>>375662
C'mon dude, just admit it. You're curious and you like to diddle at the back door.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 22:48:57 No.375668 Report

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>>375663
Oh fuck you homeless people are drinking river water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 22:49:21 No.375669 Report

Quoted By: >>375672

>>375665

So, in lieu of any ability to back up your statements or argue that the suggestion of shaving your ass makes hygiene easier, you resort to ad hominems. I take it I've won.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 23:00:22 No.375672 Report

Quoted By: >>375675

>>375669
It doesn't matter whether you're shaved or unshaven, if you squat properly you'll have just as much clean-up as if you shaved.

Squatting: proper form and easier to release feces, just as clean as shaving.

Shaving: unnecessary, risky, borderline gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 23:04:50 No.375675 Report

Quoted By: >>375806

>>375672
Squatting doesn't make your hair jungle magically go away, shit will get stuck in it.

Piggle

Piggle Fri 29 Aug 2014 03:10:32 No.375804 Report

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>>375662
to be fair, the one time I shaved my ballsack it took over a half hour and was one of the most nerve-wracking experiences I've had, so I can see why he's worried. It was totally worth it though, after I slathered 'em up with baby oil I felt like Adonis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 03:12:52 No.375806 Report

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>>375675
I honestly don't know how you get shit in your ass hair on a regular basis unless you're shitting standing up or something, I always part it both ways before I let loose the mousse caboose and it comes out fine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 04:13:16 No.375842 Report

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>>375664
>University gives mandatory community project course
>Choose little Island 100 km from nearest major island
>alliswell.jpg
>"anon, before you go home tomorrow why don't you bring our kids to sub-district jamboree?"
>Jamboree is in the next village
>open bathing and latrines in the river
>boys place is downstream girls latrines

Such is life as 3rd worlder.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 11:09:13 No.375952 Report

Quoted By: >>376488 >>376601 >>376795

>>375574

Nop, German east neibor.

Now listen up guys.. I kinda handle this problem somehow,, .. in one or another way ... pure improvization to whatever is avaiable for me, once I was on a trip ... where I had access to snow and it was best thing ever to keep yourself clean down there.

Summer. .. or dry climate ... is the worst ....
Now here is detailed description of problem:

- If You a girl - You totally fuckt.. walking on long distances... esspecially if You have some more fat on yourself - Your underwear mixed with Your urine/shitstuff from ass and sweeting ... well those peoples stick like a used jewdogs. ..

- yop if You a guy with hairy ass, my is not that much for my luck I guess ,, ,, You also gona stink like a jewdog. If You sweet ... esspecially down there = You better take off underwear and pants off ... and walk naked around .. seriusly ..

I clean myself somehow after every poo thingy, and even after each time I take a piss... if I have no access to water - I making a roled armor from toilet paper over my p8nis, or on backside I put some toilet paper over my underwear... It works preety fine till next time I will have access to water where I may wasch myself ...
You can keep Your underwear really clean, without being a dirtynigga type.

My Advice for womens while going on those few-days trips or so - put skirt on, no underwear .. do not use pants till you do not must to. ..

For guys all is fine - but my tips from above should do the trick, BUT STILL wasching Your ass is a must, at least once per 3-4 days... If You want to feel comfortable that is ...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Aug 2014 11:50:04 No.375964 Report

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>>375507

Use a bidet, pic related. Little squeeze bottles that you fill with clean water. Spray yourself after you poop, then use your toilet paper to dry.

You'll get cleaner than you would by toilet paper alone. And, you'll need a whole lot less toilet paper, too. Squeeze bottles aren't very heavy, and you leave them empty when not in use, so they're not a pain to carry. Don't poop in the river anymore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 05:02:33 No.376481 Report

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>>375507
It's all about proper squatting technique. I guess I've taken for granted that I have been shitting in the woods since I was small. The correct squat spreads your butt cheeks and lines up your rectum for a quick, direct evacuation, with a minimum amount left on the rim. Takes me seconds, if that. I have developed perfect aim, always hit the hole. If your shit is reasonably dry, then it should only take three wipes total, if that. I only use regular toilet paper, no sissy wet wipes. And I don't use underwear, never a problem. I like baggy shorts, let 'em swing freely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 05:11:24 No.376488 Report

Quoted By: >>378235

>>375952
>jewdog
>dirtynigga
Your English is hilarious

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 05:16:26 No.376491 Report

Quoted By: >>376497

>>375507
Your ass is probably not as dirty as you think. I don't even bring toilet paper, it feels like littering and I don't need it. I use moist moss ideally, but rocks, clumps of grass, and wide leaves also work fine.

Bring TP if you want, but getting so paranoid over wiping your ass is ridiculous. Especially if you are wiping with toilet paper, there is no reason to worry about it.

Pic related, one of hundreds of beautiful bathrooms and all natural wiping materials I've used

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 05:23:10 No.376494 Report

Quoted By: >>376668 >>376669

>>375550
I knew a guy that got DQ'd from the military at MEPS for a pubic hair follicle that got ingrown when he shaved his pubes. The doctor took one look at it and called it genital worts and permanently disqualified him.
Point of the story is, don't shave your privates. Let it all grow out like nature intended. Comb it to get the loose hairs out, but do not shave.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 05:23:22 No.376495 Report

Quoted By: >>376658

>>375507
Here is how I do the doo-doo innawoods:

>Find tree away from campsite.
>Bring a small chisel or trowel, some toilet paper, and a mini trash bag.
>Lean against tree (doing squatz and eatin oatz helps with this).
>Push that shit out into the hole under the tree.
>Bury it.
>Wipe my exit terminal with toilet paper.
>Double bag the used toilet paper and throw it out when I reach an area with a dumpster or a trashcan.

pretty much>>375585
It ain't rocket science OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 05:29:09 No.376497 Report

Quoted By: >>376569 >>376673

>>376491
>wiping your ass with rocks
This is a new level of manliness that I must try.

Necromancer

Necromancer Sat 30 Aug 2014 10:44:09 No.376569 Report

Quoted By: >>376673

>>376497

I've heard that rock climbers often use a technique called 'smearing' where they use a rock to spread their shit all over a bigger rock so that it dries up quicker and flakes off in the wind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 12:23:03 No.376584 Report

Quoted By: >>376585

>>375526

Can't they remove hair permanently with lasers and shit now?

I've been thinking of looking into that, as I have kind of a hairy ass. It's a pain, I have no idea why hair there survived natural selection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 12:28:13 No.376585 Report

Quoted By: >>376588 >>376590

>>376584
justshave a few times and it doesnt get bad
try nair

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 12:40:52 No.376588 Report

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>>376585

But shaving is a hassle. If there's a permanent solution, I'm all over that shit. I don't want to be a slave to routine if I don't have to be. Not to mention permanently removing it saves me money, the world some used razor trash, and my backpack a bit of space.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 12:48:01 No.376589 Report

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All I know is before I shaved my girl never ate my ass. Now that I'm smooth and clean she eats my ass for breakfast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 12:51:54 No.376590 Report

Quoted By: >>376627

>>376585
Do not do that. I,m speaking from experience. If you wanna know what it feels like to set your balls of fire just put some nair on em

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 13:23:19 No.376595 Report

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>>375661

>drones on about shaving his asshole
>calls other people fagots

Dude you are full on fucking ridiculous

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 13:56:59 No.376601 Report

Quoted By: >>376639 >>376660

>>375952
why are dutch people so weird

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 14:56:30 No.376623 Report

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If i catch anyone of you guys shitting in a water source, i will go full /k/ on your ass. I may cut you up and eat you for dinner or i will lather honey all over you and tie you to a tree for the bears. get fucked

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 15:04:25 No.376627 Report

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>>376590
i nair'd my chest once just to get a feel for it before i tried it on my gnethers and holy fuck ouchtho.png

i was careful not to get any on my nurples but i got nair around the edges and it burned the skin through and they bled

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 15:23:50 No.376639 Report

Quoted By: >>376645

>>376601
>German East Neighbor
>Dutch

You may be holding your map upside down anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 15:38:00 No.376645 Report

Quoted By: >>376648 >>376650

>>376639
Dat eastern Europe... How has no one conquered all those countries no one gives a fuck about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 15:40:29 No.376648 Report

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>>376645
Nobody wants them. As soon as election time comes they fall into civil war and/or cross the borders to Germany-France-UK to live off goodwill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 15:41:42 No.376650 Report

Quoted By:

>>376645
actually that happens ~ every 50 years

I vote for the re-reinstatement of the Holy Roman Empire for the burgeoning century

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 15:47:25 No.376652 Report

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>>375552
I sometimes used to wipe after pissing, just to get that last sneaky dribble

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 15:49:33 No.376653 Report

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>>375627
Fish only shit at nighttime
If u drink in day u be fine

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 15:52:36 No.376654 Report

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>>375662
>"If you're too afraid to even shave your own ass, how do you expect to be able to go into the outdoors?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 15:57:53 No.376658 Report

Quoted By: >>376829

>>376495
Why not bury the tp with the shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 16:00:07 No.376660 Report

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>>376601
*Why are austrian people so wierd?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 16:25:14 No.376668 Report

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>>376494

this story is either fake or the doctor is a fucking idiot.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 16:29:59 No.376669 Report

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>>376494
>DQ'd from the military
>don't shave your privates

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Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 16:42:21 No.376673 Report

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>>376497
Really isn't that intense. More painful than normal obviously, especially if you fuck up, but be careful and use the smoothest rocks you can find and its nbd.

>>376569
This is true. Desert trekkers do the same thing.

The one thing that should really be mentioned in this thread is HAND SANITIZER. More important than wiping your ass completely is making sure there is no shit on yours hands. A little pit a poo in your trunks won't kill you, but a little pit a poo in your food might.

Pic is another bathroom of mine

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Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 19:23:51 No.376765 Report

Quoted By: >>376806

Had anyone had success with snow? I tryed it once and it just kindof fell apart and got my ass wet, but it would be really convinient if I could do it right.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 20:13:23 No.376795 Report

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>>375952
sei kein depp und nehm halt feuchttücher, heast die leid heutzutoag

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Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 20:38:47 No.376806 Report

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>>376765
Don't use it to wipe initially, use another material (moss, leaves, rocks, etc), then use it to clean up whatever's left. It always falls apart for me, too, but I find it's a good way to make sure you're not leaving shit stains all over yourself.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 20:43:28 No.376812 Report

Quoted By: >>376829

What the fuck guys How is that even an issue?
I went camping, like, 4 times in my life and this has never been a problem. Go behind a bush, spread them cheeks, take a dump, then wipe with whatever you got at your hands. Toilet paper, tissues, clean looking leaves, some piece of cloth you wanted to get rid of anyways. If you got some desinfectant clean your hands before eating at the very least.

Hell, on some festivals i'd rather go shitting in the woods than in the toilets they've got there.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Aug 2014 21:29:14 No.376829 Report

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>>376812
This. Humans have been shitting innawoods for 3 million years. Have we really devolved this much?

>>376658
It's got bleaches and chemicals in it. Don't want to poison the ground.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 02:49:57 No.377036 Report

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Personally, if I didn't pack TP, I lean my back against a tree or boulder, spread my cheeks at max width with my hands, and shit.
When you do this, shit doesn't get everywhere on you. You just have to make sure it exits your anus without touching your ass.
For more protection, stay in that position for a minute or so after shitting, so whatever's there can dry up.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 04:06:54 No.377081 Report

Quoted By: >>377090

>>375508
Why does anyone do this...
Just fucking dig a hole AWAY FROM WATER and squat. It isn't that fucking hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 04:20:19 No.377090 Report

Quoted By: >>377097

>>377081
You're missing the point. Shitting in a river means no cleanup, just drying.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 04:31:43 No.377097 Report

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>>377090

No. You are missing the point.

If you feel the need to shit in a river, you are doing something wrong.

I've hiked the AT for up to 8 days at a time with no shower, and I never felt like I had a messy ass. No shaven ass, no cleanup other than toilet paper.

You fucking assholes need to learn how to shit.

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Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 04:42:47 No.377100 Report

Quoted By: >>377102 >>377108 >>377287 >>378222

http://youtu.be/H8gDWCISN8A

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Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 04:45:11 No.377102 Report

Quoted By: >>377716

>>377100

What a great share. Thanks for contributing to the discussion bro. It's people like you that make 4chan an informative and mature place.

FUCK KILL YOURSELF YOU CUNT FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 05:01:47 No.377108 Report

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>>377100
Fucking why

Jo on rails

Jo on rails Sun 31 Aug 2014 05:26:07 No.377115 Report

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You sound like a straight up faggot who should just stay indoors

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Anonymous Sun 31 Aug 2014 15:08:23 No.377287 Report

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>>377100
Why? I'm speechless. He wanted to, he didn't need to.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Sep 2014 00:39:00 No.377716 Report

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>>377102
This.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Sep 2014 21:25:18 No.378222 Report

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>>377100
Thats horrible.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Sep 2014 21:40:18 No.378231 Report

Quoted By: >>378236

bring these

burn after use

/thread

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Anonymous Mon 01 Sep 2014 21:46:46 No.378235 Report

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>>376488
Hear hear, I had hearty lulz

>armor

Lost it hard

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Anonymous Mon 01 Sep 2014 21:49:01 No.378236 Report

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>>378231
Do you have any idea how bad those smell while burning? Not to mention they will have shit on them.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Sep 2014 22:19:22 No.378245 Report

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Mossy stones are plentiful in Wales and parts of Scotland. If I'm feeling partiually fussy I rinse them out first to get rid of any bugs that may be in there, otherwise it works great.

And the arse hair debate is fucking stupid. I mean, seriously, who shaves their arses? Balls and body hair I can almost understand but is it really nessecary to shave up your crack?

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Anonymous Mon 01 Sep 2014 23:05:43 No.378276 Report

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I just carry a box of these while backpacking. Use the pair I'm wearing to wipe with and then pull out a new pair.

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