>>380066You write like a girl I used to go out with before she got fat.
River shitting is not a troll, no matter how much you want it to be. It's a way to shit without having to wipe, an enormous advantage in the wild (you'd know if you ever left the keyboard and went out).
Also you seem to be implying that I'm the same guy who posted this first, which isn't the case.
It may shock you to realise that river shitting is more widely practiced than one person, but you need to deal with it.
Keep foraging for wiping leaves, pleb. River shitting master race will continue.