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Innawoods stories?
Innawoods stories.
> greentext
> be me, quite young
> camping in france with daddy
>told to look out for wild boar as they are present in the woods
> clap your hands and shout as loudly as you can to scare them away, I was told
> be early morning, wandering back from nearby campsite shop with a baguette
> hear rustling in bushes
> clap and shout
> rustling continues
> become increasingly scared
> clap louder and scream
> suddenly snake comes slithering out of brush, through the grass edge of the path about a foot in front of my feet
> fight or flight engaged
> start smacking snake with baguette
> daddy heard my scream and comes running down path, probably expecting kidnapper
> finds me in a stamping frenzy attempting to beat a snake to death with a crusty french bread
> snake slithers off when dad grabs me and pulls me away
> need to buy another baguette
Innawoods stories.
> greentext
> be me, quite young
> camping in france with daddy
>told to look out for wild boar as they are present in the woods
> clap your hands and shout as loudly as you can to scare them away, I was told
> be early morning, wandering back from nearby campsite shop with a baguette
> hear rustling in bushes
> clap and shout
> rustling continues
> become increasingly scared
> clap louder and scream
> suddenly snake comes slithering out of brush, through the grass edge of the path about a foot in front of my feet
> fight or flight engaged
> start smacking snake with baguette
> daddy heard my scream and comes running down path, probably expecting kidnapper
> finds me in a stamping frenzy attempting to beat a snake to death with a crusty french bread
> snake slithers off when dad grabs me and pulls me away
> need to buy another baguette
