>wake up in natural cave shelter, on furs and wool blankets, embers of a fire next to me, wild edibles and jerky drying in the cave
>Don buckskin shirt, buckskin poncho, moccasins, buckskin trousers and wool jumper
>Walk out of primitive home with throwing stick, slingshot, knife on belt and leather water bottle
>Raining lightly, the temperate rainforest in the northwest of england is fucking beautiful
>bag a pigeon with slingshot, catch 2 rabbits with snares, pick some blackberries and nettles and burdock roots
>start fire from embers, make rabbit jerky and cook pigeon and nettles on cast iron skillet
>eat food, drink riverwater in my bottle, take a piss, then fall asleep on the furs and blankets and pine boughs
I'm already training to do this so i don't have to live this shitty life. I am collecting gear, practicing hunting and gathering (I am pretty good at both, but i need to practice a lot more) going on long term survival courses, buying buckskins, and looking at place in the lake district to live. I've visisted a woodland exactly like pic related and i'm pretty set. Still need more practice (this isn't some Chris mccandles bullshit, i will buy food from the shops every week or whatever)
