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mfw my dad bought my mom some mallard ducklings for her birthday cuz they were cute and after learning they will just fly away and he'd not have to take care of them any more.
mfw he parks their big stinking tub he kept them in when they were young right behind my computer desk chair for the next 4 months.
Every time I was outside those cute little quacking fuckers would fallow me EVERYWHERE. And eventually they did fly away except the one that slammed into to the side of the chicken coop and broke it's neck.
Now we have a few families of ducks that return to our pond and raise ducklings there every year.
I don't hold it against you for eating them but i can't
