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So, I just saw /out/ was killed by a ticking thumb bomb because someone rolled trips, fortunately they passed it to /r9k/ while they were at it. Surprisingly the thread was pruned So since I was in the process of trying to save us but couldn't post it because the thread was pruned, and for some ungod known reason this crappy thread is still here I just wanted to let you know we are all dying right now. But, don't worry I have some para cord and a mora. I'm pretty sure I can save us. Hang on tight, it's dark out, let me just get some light going. I'm going to need to use this Magnesium/Flint Fire Starter to get a fire going so I can see what I'm doing... hold on, hold on, shit, my tinder is wet, good thing I keep some extra stored in this altoids can sealed with beeswax. Wait, wait, oh fuck me God dammit wolves are coming they must have smells the blood. Some asshole probably has been feeding them chunks of meat on a rock table and nite they aren't afraid of humans. I'm gonna have to climb into my hammock where they can't reach me.. shit, I really wish I hadn't gotten my ax stuck in that fucking unseasoned log. Good luck guys, wake me in the morning if your still alive (i really hope my buddy comes to snuggle up with me while i hide from the wolf down there, I'm not gay but a bj would be nice right now)...(crap, I totally didn't mean to write that, jk, wasn't me)... (unless your okay with it, I suppose we could try and not tell anyone)...(totally not gay though, no kissing... or balls touching... okay?)
