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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2015 20:44:26 No.440924 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>440930 >>440997 >>441119 >>441716 >>441758 >>441840 >>441936 >>442338

You're hiking in the backcountry when this guy appears out of nowhere and slaps your GFs ass. What do you do? Keep in mind that he has an English accent and has his own line of axes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2015 20:53:42 No.440930 Report

Quoted By: >>440940 >>440943

>>440924
Ask him which flowers are edible and if he'll make me something to eat.
In all seriousness though, Ray Mears is one of my favorites.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2015 21:05:56 No.440940 Report

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>>440930
R u avin a giggle m8?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2015 21:10:01 No.440943 Report

Quoted By: >>440997

>>440930
I'll bash ur fukkin ed in ah swear on me mum

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2015 22:27:28 No.440997 Report

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>>440924
>>440940
>>440943
nice same-faggotry OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2015 01:49:55 No.441119 Report

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>>440924
allow him to bake me some bread then slowly back away making sure to properly put out the fire as I do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2015 15:45:04 No.441592 Report

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Ask him to sign my Mora.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2015 17:51:04 No.441690 Report

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punch him right in the stomach, then kick him while hes down

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2015 17:56:08 No.441698 Report

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>implying Ray would do such a thing

I've met him IRL a few times. He's a pretty nice guy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2015 18:11:02 No.441716 Report

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>>440924
>getting butthert over based ray mears
>not wearing your own pair of short shorts while /out/

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2015 18:33:39 No.441738 Report

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I'd let him fuck her if she was down.

Ray is awesome. I've learned a lot from his shows and books so its the least I could do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2015 18:57:19 No.441758 Report

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>>440924

I would ask him to impregnate my gf so my kid can be awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2015 19:15:44 No.441769 Report

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>>441758
>my kid
you mean ray's kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2015 21:26:37 No.441832 Report

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>>441769
No, the kid would never know (s)he's not actually mine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2015 21:30:38 No.441836 Report

Quoted By: >>441961

>>441832
It would, because it's ray's kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2015 21:36:44 No.441840 Report

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>>440924
take this retarded shit back to /b/, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jan 2015 23:45:44 No.441936 Report

Quoted By: >>442013

>>440924
Thank him for the privilege and ask if he wants some bannock bread after he's finished having sex with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2015 00:16:41 No.441961 Report

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>>441836
True dat...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2015 00:56:36 No.442013 Report

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>>441936
ray mears takes your bannock bread and uses it to wipe the froth off the tip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2015 03:17:15 No.442121 Report

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I would scream "thats my purse, I dont know you!"
Then kick him in the testicles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2015 09:42:24 No.442338 Report

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>>440924
Well, I'm a Texan so naturally I'm going to shoot him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2015 11:26:50 No.442363 Report

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Probably stand back while she beats the shit out of him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2015 13:46:17 No.442408 Report

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Physical violence wouldn't work against him since he knows Judo.

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