>>442975Oh man, once I was at the nearby state park for my usual jog, all of the trails are well maintained and can be done in a little under an hour or two, I just go because nice change of scenery and occasional hot chicks.
Anyways, I was there once, shorts, T shirt, running shoes, and I jogged right passed to faggots in full digital woodland, boots, three day pack, machete, the works. Wacking their way through the bush, parallel to the trail about ten feet in.
Probably some of the funniest shit I have ever seen out there, only second to the time I jogged passed an entire family of tards (Full blown, wearing a helmet tards, save for the father, who looked on the verge of suicide) and one got to close to the river (had just rained and the banks were slick as fuck) and slipped and her sister ran to help and slipped, and her mother ran to help and slipped, all sliding towards the river, coated in mud, they gained footing on the roots just shy of the water.