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Sexuality is part of human experience. Some of you may have girlfriends, other have girlfriends you can bring outdoor with you, but for the most of us masturbation is needed to be done. Some immature individuals will laugh about the subject, but other then that, its normal and natural.>How do you get off when in the forest, /out/? I usually bring two pair of panties, wear them, get into doggystyle position and fap while pretending to be a raped whore. It usually only happens, as a sudden craving every 2-3 days because its hard work surviving outdoor, needing to build shelter, etc hands are busy. Other times when I dont feel like getting undressed,I keep pictures of girls from various semi-nude scriptures thats been cut out, its portable. Obviously I dont have a laptop or such because I think electronical gear removes the point of going outside. Except for music. So /out/, how do you fap when it comes to be outdoor?
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I just rape a woodchuck now and then.
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>>446191 >>How do you get off when in the forest, /out/? never. waste of energy. nasty + stinky.
>>446191 >>>/hm/ Anonymous
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>find quiet spot, far away from any trail >start fapping >get paranoid at every sound. I think they're all man made >assume a group of nuns are hiking my way >stop fapping >carry on hiking with a boner
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Longest /out/ing was 14 days. Tfw cumming on the 15th. I think I might have been responsible for flooding that Jap reactor tbh
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>>446191 just jack off OP, you twisted fuck, you're giving hikers a bad rep, it wont be long before you're hiding in bushes and exposing yourself to people.
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>>446260 there are no id cards or law enforcement in the forest so why not
we go /out/ to be free
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When I was 14 I got butt naked and ran around the woods a couple of times. It was a regional park right down from my house. I can only imagine what a group of yuppie soccer moms would think if they saw a naked teenager fapping onto some pine trees.
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That glorious fap the day after you get back is part of the greatness of going /out/. Also, if you have enough energy left to fap while /out/, you're doing it wrong.
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Hook up with a wood nymph.
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recently went camping with my girlfriend, went hiking in an area where people were around but couldn't see us, primal urge took us over and we ended up fucking behind some rocks on a hill, I think some people at the bottom of said hill were watching us, but whatever
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One time I put a liter of cooking oil in my ass and shot it into the fire creating a fireball. Other than that I just beat it like I was at home except I'm laying on a bed of leaves instead.
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>>446191 >Except for music. It don't work that way.
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I my cousin caught me jacking off in my tree stand when we went hunting together. We were hunting all day and the started started going down. I didn't see anything all day and he came walking around the tree to meet up with me right when I started. I'll never jack off outside again.
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I love to masturbate after a long days walk, with dirty, calloused hands wrapped tightly around my dick with nothing but the sound of a flowing river nearby. I usually have a ferocious cumshot and an orgasm to match.
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>>447063 were you jacking off when you wrote this?
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I stick an axe up me arse. instantly cum
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>>446197 funny on so many levels.
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>>447129 I tried this with a hammer and it came out bloody
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>>447148 Suppose to put the handle end in first, not the claw.
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>>447160 I-I thought it would stimulate my m-male g-spot...
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>>447096 >tfw when anon caught me jacking off on 4chins >tfw never going to jack off on 4chins again Anonymous
>>447161 Go with a ball peen then
>peen Anonymous
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>>446191 its good exercise
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>>447095 >a ferocious cumshot and an orgasm they're different things?
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>>447221 >he's not dead inside Anonymous
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>>447188 stop it you're making me ejaculate
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>get into doggystyle position and fap while pretending to be a raped whore U w-wot m8...
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I bring a super head honcho sleeve and 8 oz bottle of silicone lube. Most of the cum leaks out the open end so I don't bother cleaning. Silicone keeps her ready all day. I just need a little saliva or a couple more drops to get it ready for another round.
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>>447674 >mad-in-america shit-tier masturbator >not a meiki heh, pleb
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>>446197 God tier.
(im just trying to fit in)
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This afternoon gf and I went for a hike. We came to a "restricted" area and proceeded past the fence, walked about 1.5 miles further down an unmaintained trail. Eventually decided we were far enough away from other people and start to bang. She's on top when all of a sudden we hear voices near by, she gets flat against me as a pair of mexican chicks walk by not ten feet from us. We have no clue if they saw anything. We start to fuck again and I come. We take a break and decide to go for a second round. Five minutes into it and we hear a group of people talking loudly so we call it quits and get dressed. So much for it being a restricted area.....
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>>446785 >One time I put a liter of cooking oil in my ass and shot it into the fire creating a fireball. I like you
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>>446191 >So /out/, how do you fap when it comes to be outdoor? I just wait for the moonshiners to show up, they take care of the rest.
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I make sure to do it downstream.