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Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 19:59:14 No.453031 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>453033 >>453285

Hey /out/ I'm an ultralight weight guy looking for the best lightweight tent for sex. What are my options

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 20:01:51 No.453033 Report

Quoted By: >>453165 >>453176

>>453031
well first off avoid anything with wool it is way too abrasive on your glans
I would also discourage the use of steel tent pegs, I have learned the hard way that rust and urethras do not mix

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 20:25:31 No.453045 Report

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headroom, headroom, headroom. No pun intended. Sucks balls bending your girlfriend over in a tent and having to push your head against the top of the tent all bent crooked. First rule of two person tent buying. Get in it on your knees. If you have room, you're good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 20:34:18 No.453048 Report

Quoted By: >>453053

I'm assuming you're a virgin, or sex pleb if you think you need a specific tent to bang in the woods... It's not that hard to figure out. Do it outside the tent, you're in the woods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 20:44:04 No.453053 Report

Quoted By: >>453056

>>453048

Not everyone lives in florida bro....it's janurary for fucks sake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 20:47:28 No.453056 Report

Quoted By: >>453062 >>453578

>>453053
Have sex during the day. 69 that shit, there are many ways to have sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 20:54:11 No.453062 Report

Quoted By: >>453066

>>453056

There can still be snow on the ground during the daytime, as well as still be freezing cold. Do you go outside at all?

>there are many ways to have sex

Thanks professor, did you look that unique, little know fact up in a textbook?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 21:01:51 No.453066 Report

Quoted By: >>453075 >>453123 >>453227

>>453062
hahaha. Don't get your panties all in a bunch. Remember where you are.
Ask a ridiculous question, get ridiculous answers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 21:16:42 No.453075 Report

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>>453066
>69 is ridiculous
ridiculously HOT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 22:23:08 No.453123 Report

Quoted By: >>453583

>>453066

what does that ridiculous question/answer saying have to do with that conversation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 23:21:04 No.453165 Report

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>>453033
Not bad sir

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Jan 2015 23:46:27 No.453173 Report

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1. Build fire.
2. Build lean-to appropriate distance from fire.
3. Put reflector aimed at lean-to around fire.
4. Have sex in warmth.

alternatively just put a fucking blanket on, you half-man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 00:01:46 No.453176 Report

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>>453033
10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 02:17:32 No.453227 Report

Quoted By: >>453276 >>453583

>>453066

I don't think any panties were bunched anon, you just kinda sound like a kissless virgin/person who has no idea what they're talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 02:45:39 No.453237 Report

Quoted By: >>453274

holy shit why did I come to /out/ it's like reddit 2.0

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 03:52:36 No.453274 Report

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>>453237
holy shit why don't you go back to reddit, we don't serve your kind here

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 03:56:27 No.453276 Report

Quoted By: >>453583

>>453227
>are you a wizard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 04:12:48 No.453285 Report

Quoted By: >>453307 >>453313 >>453585

>>453031
OP has clearly never had sex in the woods. You get one night then it turns gross. Buy a fucking tent that's comfortable and warm (i.e. heavy, expensive, or both) because otherwise you're going to be alone anyway. Also start working on your manlet leg muscles because you're going to have to hump all that snivel gear for your alleged woman. There is no such thing as "lightweight camping" with women involved, although there is some charm in having a woman around to delicately arrange a dozen rocks into an impressively flat table for dinner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 05:29:56 No.453307 Report

Quoted By: >>453317

>>453285
>you get one night then it turns gross
>not loving that stank

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 05:48:24 No.453313 Report

Quoted By: >>453317

>>453285
>pussy smells GROSSSSSS
haha, closeted much?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 05:57:46 No.453317 Report

Quoted By: >>453573

>>453307
>>453313
Bunch of god damn madmen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 17:49:10 No.453519 Report

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Goes inna woods , no one around, wants tent to hide in for sex, afraid squirrels may enjoy scene,
OP is definitely a nature noob

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 19:22:55 No.453573 Report

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>>453317
if your girls pussy stanks like that she needs to change her diet man.

and you know, wipe ever once in a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 19:31:37 No.453578 Report

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>>453056
Nigga my mouth isn't going anywhere near a vaheena with any more than a few hours worth of hiking sweat built up.

Just don't expect cute, romantic outdoors sex. It's sweaty, awkward (in a tent anyway) and there are only limited options for cleaning up the various fluids sluicing over your sleeping mat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 19:40:14 No.453583 Report

Quoted By: >>453911

>>453123
I know I am not the only one who thinks this is a ridiculous thread, and question. Maybe to sex n00bs it's not. I don't mean that in a mean way, or anything, but it is pretty silly.
>>453227
I sound that way, or OP does? Sex in tents is not complicated. What kind of crazy sex are they having to need a special tent???
>>453276
I would have held out if I knew this. Damn....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 19:41:56 No.453585 Report

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>>453285
I am a woman, and I wash my vag in the woods. Baby wipes, or a little water. Tell your woman to wash that shit. Don't want to attract any animals, you know.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Jan 2015 04:19:28 No.453911 Report

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>>453583
>sex n00bs

....this and your previous post leads me to believe you are in fact a kissless virgin. Please see yourself out of the thread now.

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