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Best Campfire Story

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 02:56:58 No.45678 View View Reply Original Report

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Fellow anons, sit around my campfire as I tell you one of the best outdoor stories I have ever heard, and how the guys involved became true legends, laughs and manly tears await the ones who listen the whole story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 02:59:20 No.45684 Report

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>>45678
So a few summers ago, friends of my best friend's cousin decided to go outdoors camping, they packed their stuff and headed to the nearest woods, they werent prepared for what will happen on the next few hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:02:53 No.45697 Report

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CONT: They arrived to the woods, and as any casual teenager field trip, they brought with them gratuitous amounts of alcohol and weed, they were about to have the time of their lives, in the woods.
As the hours passed by, the drug abuse was increased until some funny guy decided it would be a good idea to consume a full pack of mushrooms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:03:17 No.45700 Report

Quoted By: >>45711 >>45726

This is a nice fire you got going.
Ill sit with ya.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:07:35 No.45710 Report

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Cont: As told from the point of view of one of the friends on the field trip, she blacked out after drinking and smoking so much weed, the last thing she remember from the crazy night, was seeing the guy who ate the mushrooms heading deeper into the woods, tumbling under the influence of several drugs.

The next morning, everyone was recovering from the hangover from last night's party, picking the stuff on the floor, and waking up their friends who passed out on the grass. The thing is, that the guy who ate the shrooms was nowhere to be found, and last seen tumbling into the woods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:08:09 No.45711 Report

Quoted By: >>45726

>>45700
I read this in Sam Elliott's voice

I'll listen too, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:11:49 No.45723 Report

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Worried about their friend, they began looking for him into the woods, it didn't take long until he was spotted, sleeping in a pile of leaves next to a small cabin. That guy was covered in scratches and had the remnants of a nosebleed.
They woke him up, his first expression was of surprise and excitement as he saw the scratches on his arms and hands, the true expression of a dream come true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:12:26 No.45726 Report

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>>45700
>>45711
Ty guys, it's definetly woth the read.

Rumblo

noko

Rumblo Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:14:40 No.45729 Report

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Continue...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:15:36 No.45734 Report

Quoted By: >>45807

This is gettin juicy.

Better break out the smores.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:17:59 No.45740 Report

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The allure of the campfire entices my ears, the story my mind.

Please continue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:18:09 No.45742 Report

Quoted By: >>45749

CONT: Everyone stood there, unable to understand the guy's reaction untill he finally in the most efusive way screamed, "Omg guys it wasnt a dream, it was real, I still have the scratches, omg guys yu have to see it!" Everyone has a puzzled look as the guy proceeded, "seriously guys,found a group of elves on a campfire, I caught one of them, I swear, I wandered into the woods, and found them!" Everyone laughed at him sketptically, telling him it was only a dream caused by the shrooms, but he claimed he had the evidence needed to prove them wrong.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:19:39 No.45749 Report

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>>45742
.........................AND?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:23:57 No.45767 Report

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CONT: (I'm writing as fast as I can, and as you guys probably noticed, English is not my first language but trying my best) So the guy darted into the abandoned cabin he was sleeping next to, all of his friends followed him upstairs, you could really feel the thrill of the moment, such a discovery! The guy was really excited and as they ran upstars he told them " Guys I even tied it up, I has to be there, on the closet" as they walked into te room with a wooden bed base and a medium-size cabinet tied up so no one could open it. The guy was exhilarated, and the suspense of the moment coulnd't be bigger as he oppened the doors of it, everyone wants to believe, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:25:55 No.45780 Report

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Add some more wood to that bad boy...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:28:21 No.45795 Report

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Then there was silence, as a small deformed creature emerged from the cabinet, it was in tears, bruised and tied with the guys belt, suddenly started babbling nonesence, as any other down's-syndrome confused kid would do. Now the reactions from the group varied from person to person, the stupor from some after that finding, the panic some of them experienced (were the fuck did he found a downie right in the middle of the forest anyways?), but the general reaction of the others, mine and mostly everyone hearing this story, was bursting in laughter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:29:51 No.45807 Report

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>>45734
put it in my mouth anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:30:49 No.45813 Report

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>>45795
...............Wait, so he found a retard and tied him up.....?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:33:24 No.45827 Report

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At least one person In the group later explained to the other guys, as they headed to deliver back the downy kid, that several groups have adopted that forest for small field trips and campfires, even a small group of Down's Syndrome had a few cabins there, somehow, a big fucking drugged guy found the unattended kids on a campfire, under the effects of the shrooms thought they were elves, and had the urge to share his finding, leading into a savage quarrel with the kids ending up exhausted, filled with scratches and bites, and worth-telling story, have a nice night, anons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:33:56 No.45831 Report

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Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:38:50 No.45852 Report

Quoted By: >>45857 >>45879

I guess I'll go next. I've got a short one.
>Last summer I worked at a camp way up north in Minnesota. Middle of fucking nowhere.
>One night my buddies and I walk well off base and light up a fattie. we all get pretty stoned.
>Suddenly, "holy shit guys, look. it's the northern lights"
>We all look north and lo, there are these eerie, dancing ribbons of faint green/white light.
>We stood there, stoned out of our minds and watching these lights for probably a good hour.
>As if it couldn't get better than this, wolves start howling in the distance. we chilled there a while longer and then walked back to base. nobody was awake by this point, so watched Hot Fuzz in the staff lounge and passed out in our tents.
> To be continued...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:40:29 No.45857 Report

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>>45852
Yay, lets hear it.

Rumblo

noko

Rumblo Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:43:20 No.45870 Report

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It's not scary, but it's one I like to tell.
>Be 15
>Go out hiking with a few friends
>Go to this 'Stronghold' they built a few summers ago
>Huge thing, 10+ft tall, like a turtle shell. Very well built.
>Decide to work on it, break trees and shit, fortify it.
>Done, awesome.
>What's this other trail?
>Follow it
>Go up the trail, maybe 1-2 miles
>Top of a hill, can't see a view b/c of treeline
>I see a clearing in the distance
>Go towards it
>Jump over 2 barbedwire fences
>Enter clearing
>Huge strech of land, find out later it was a natural gas line
>Go to top of hill
>See for miles, both ways. Absolutely beautiful, even though it was overcast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:46:32 No.45879 Report

Quoted By: >>45884

>>45852

>Wake up in my tent. It's still dark out. WTF woke me up?
>Hear something outside my tent. WTF it's 4 am why are you awake?
>Out of nowhere there's this loud fucking howling.
>Oh_shit_there's_a_fucking_wolf_outside_my_fucking_tent.jpg
>Why is it here? This is a camp site... wolves do not like people. is it sick?
>Find my knife. Sit up slowly and look out my tent's fly.
>1 lone wolf is nosing around like, 10 feet away. he keeps howling.
>This goes on for about five minutes. he noses around our tents, howls somemore and walks around.
>finally someone starts getting out of his tent. Like a badass, completely naked, wearing only a headlamp stands up and yells "DAMNIT NATURE SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
>Wolf gets the fuck out of dodge. He was not seen from or heard from again.
>Naked man is still a camp legend.

Rumblo

noko

Rumblo Sun 24 Mar 2013 03:48:55 No.45884 Report

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>>45879
That guy's a badass.

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