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Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 19:10:57 No.456804 View View Reply Original Report

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You can only post in this thread if you have done the following

1-Lived in a tent for over 2 months
2-Shat in the woods
or 3-gotten drunk hundreds of miles from the nearest bar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 19:18:21 No.456807 Report

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This is a board full of americans and city slickers. no one is going to post in this thread

swede

swede Sat 31 Jan 2015 19:32:58 No.456811 Report

Quoted By: >>456947

I don't see what 2 and 3 has to do with being /out/

I've taken multiple shits in the woods
>school field days
>scouts
>military service
>orienteering
>when at some beach in the woods and there aren't any porta-potties

Though "hundreds of miles" is quite an extreme measure in terms of not being near a bar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 19:33:42 No.456812 Report

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I have shat in the woods. 'Twas glorious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 19:33:59 No.456813 Report

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>>456804
i took a shit in the woods on a few occations while innawoods with my dad when i was 16-17
People always make it seem like such a big fucking deal, the only bad thing about it is that you need to make sure you dont step in it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 19:46:14 No.456819 Report

Quoted By: >>456821 >>457505

>>456804
I've shat in the woods many a times.
Most memorable?
> be me
> be 23
> 10 day backpacking trip in the U.P fall of 2009.
> evening is approaching
> gotta poo bad
> dig hole behind log on a bluff overlooking Lake Superior
> sit on log watching the sunset while taking a glorious dump
> get back to camp to cook dinner
> hot meal + post dump calm
> sunset
> goodness

Pic related: the dinner

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 19:53:20 No.456821 Report

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>>456819
Pic related: the sunset

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 19:59:22 No.456824 Report

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>>456804
need some clarification. You talking about living in a tent for 2 months at a time or the accumulation of all your time spent in a tent?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 20:09:33 No.456827 Report

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>>456804
>Shat in the woods
Those a river count?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 20:49:19 No.456843 Report

Quoted By: >>456877

>>456827
why wouldn't it? You shit in a river everywhere you go. You've made sure to let us know this for almost a year now. mind as well change your name to "River Shitter"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 21:18:04 No.456853 Report

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Id rather shit in the woods than a public toilet anyday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 21:36:24 No.456858 Report

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>>456804
I shat in the woods when I was 10, fishing with my uncle. I even wiped myself with leafs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 21:42:27 No.456861 Report

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>>456827

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 21:44:22 No.456862 Report

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>>456804
You can't be in Europe and more than a decade miles away from a bar.
Scandinavia need not apply.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 22:22:15 No.456868 Report

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Cool, I can post in this thread. 3 for 3.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 22:25:20 No.456869 Report

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>>456868

well maybe not the last one, hundreds of miles is a little extreme. But pretty far, I'll go with that.

And also it wasn't a tent but a tarp, and if it wasn't raining I just cowboy camped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 23:05:26 No.456877 Report

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>>456843
http://youtu.be/H8gDWCISN8A

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 23:11:15 No.456879 Report

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>>456804
i think rubbing one out is a requirement.

what fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 23:13:20 No.456881 Report

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Travelled across North america on motorcycle living out of a tent.

I think most people have taken a dump in the woods.

I don't drink though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 23:22:21 No.456888 Report

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I shat on an island.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 23:45:27 No.456895 Report

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>>456824
2 months at a time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 23:46:46 No.456896 Report

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>>456804
On my last trip out (7 days) I brought a 750ml bottle of vodka with me.

Needless to say I both got drunk and shit in the woods in one fell swoop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Jan 2015 23:50:02 No.456900 Report

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>>456862
>decade miles
yuropoors, when will they learn?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 01:43:32 No.456947 Report

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>>456811
Come live in Montana, "hundreds of miles" is neighborly. And yes, have done several times, though I dug a latrine.

Ho, lordy, whiskey in the high Rockies is some fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Feb 2015 22:30:54 No.457349 Report

Quoted By: >>457533

>>456804
2 out of 3 ain't bad. Got drunk out in the sticks and had to deal with the D.A.D.S. on the way back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 01:33:52 No.457428 Report

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>>456804
i've done 2 and 3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 03:30:42 No.457479 Report

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story time for my outdoor wood shitting experience.

> be 12 have a nasty habit of holding my shits for days at a time
> when i finally cant hold it in anymore i run to the bathroom yelling "EMERGENCY!!! EMMEERGENCCCEEEE!!"

> be skateboarding home from school
> feel the bumps in the road and the vibrations from the skateboard jossting the poo inside by rectum.
> have to hold it in.
> cant hold it anymore because of the wild vibrations forcing the poo out of my bunghole.
> go to the woods
> shit
> best shit of my life
> from then on i had a very strong connection and love of the woods.

> love you /out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 04:18:17 No.457505 Report

Quoted By: >>457531

>>456819
michigan bro. Where did you go in the UP? I have a cabin near sault ste marie but never ventured much out of town

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 05:03:54 No.457531 Report

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>>457505
The Porkies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 05:05:30 No.457533 Report

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>>457349

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Feb 2015 14:16:57 No.457670 Report

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>>457533
You took the words right outta my mouth

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