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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2015 17:02:31 No.460518 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>460572 >>460627 >>460640 >>460801 >>460803 >>464931 >>465884 >>466042

Take a look at this overpriced gimmicky bullshit. I bet they'll sell like hotcakes.

http://zubinaxe.com/

TheArborist !!6EWSCPNzHJp

TheArborist !!6EWSCPNzHJp Sun 08 Feb 2015 17:24:52 No.460527 Report

Quoted By: >>460563 >>460618 >>460816 >>464945

Is this real life?

Why the fuck would you want a slingshot on the tip of a 5 foot staff? What possible use does a saw have on the end of a 5 foot staff other than limbing branches, a task that would be of no help on most /out/ expeditions. And the "axe", what the fuck is that meant to be?

I do like that they put a fish shaped cut-out on the harpoon though. That'll help me remember I have a brain the size of a goldfish's for spending almost 400 cunting dollars on this shit.

Good find OP. Lol'd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2015 18:15:18 No.460563 Report

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>>460527
i can see using the saw to cut higher tree limbs. idk what your'd need that for in a hiking situation, and im pretty sure you could find the same thing at home depot for a lot less.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2015 18:28:08 No.460567 Report

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>2015
>not hiking with an axestaff
>shiggyniggy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2015 18:39:04 No.460572 Report

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>>460518
>Our unique attachable Axe Blade design makes easy work of chopping firewood, making kindling or tackling any of the trail uses for an axe or hatchet.

because when i want to chop firewood, i want to use a 60" axe with a total weight of 4 lbs. guess where none of that weight is? the axe head. saddest part is, i have friends who will see this and think it's the best damn idea for TEOTWAWKI. and that's how they'll describe it.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2015 20:09:00 No.460618 Report

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>>460527
Are you seriously asking why you'd want a slingshot on the tip of a 5 ft top?
>fucking pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2015 20:32:42 No.460627 Report

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>>460518
>spear
can't be used for hogs, no crossguard thing
>fishing spear
can't be used for anything smaller than a marlin or a tuna, wrong geometry in every way
>???
???
>saw
useful in the back yard around power lines and nowhere else
>slingshot
l e l
e
l

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2015 20:51:42 No.460635 Report

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How about a wool shirt with 65% polyester and 35% cotton panels for $350?

http://www.fjallraven.com/mountaineering-shirt-no-3

opium

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opium Sun 08 Feb 2015 21:00:38 No.460640 Report

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>>460518
man thing is the shit! have you seen the amazong axe short handle ?! it only 10 dollars ! what a inovation!

and dosn't it look sturdy as fuck? a single screw on top of a thining pieces of round wood is perfect!

and you can even buy a extra compass cap that attches (at the bottom ) on your tatical walking stick. its even made from rubber so it doubles as a impact dampener. or you can attach the compass to your 10$ short stick to have better grip in those tactical extrem hicking situattions

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Feb 2015 00:51:13 No.460799 Report

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>>460635
>fjellroven

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Feb 2015 00:57:15 No.460801 Report

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>>460518
Fish spear looks useful, I live near a lake with lots of carp and catfish lazily swimming on the surface.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Feb 2015 01:00:02 No.460803 Report

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>>460518
>http://zubinaxe.com/
The sling seems silly but would help in clearing out the squirrel infestation.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Feb 2015 01:04:17 No.460806 Report

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>>460635

To be fair, only about half of the $350 wool shirt isn't actually wool.

> Robust trekking shirt made from soft, warm Shetland wool with reinforcements in G-1000 Eco at the elbows, shoulders, back and hips.
>
> Outer material: G-1000® Eco: 65% polyester, 35% cotton

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Anonymous Mon 09 Feb 2015 01:15:19 No.460816 Report

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>>460572
>because when i want to chop firewood, i want to use a 60" axe with a total weight of 4 lbs.

I would think you remove the axe head from the shaft prior to using it to chop firewood.

Though as the axe head is held on to the (hollow) handle with two cheep ass screws made in a Chinese gulag, it'll likely break after a few chops and fly up and hit you in the face....

Also;

>>460527
>almost 400 cunting dollars on this shit.

Are you fuck'n kidding me?!

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Anonymous Mon 09 Feb 2015 04:51:53 No.460937 Report

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Guys. SRSLY. Is this an /out/ YLYL thread? Because it seems like an /out/ YLYL thread.

It HAS to be.

...SRSLY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 21:23:31 No.463272 Report

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They might do okay if they reduced the price by 90% and only sold the attachments

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 21:45:44 No.463280 Report

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>>460635
If fjallraven was actually just about producing decent gear for people who actually want to use it, that shirt would be $35 instead of $350.

This kind of pricing is why I can't take fjallraven seriously and don't own any of their products.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2015 20:16:44 No.464931 Report

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>>460518

They look flimsy as hell too.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Feb 2015 20:44:46 No.464945 Report

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>>460527
>an "arborist" wondering about a 5 foot slingshot

>what is a BigShot throwball launcher

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2015 07:53:42 No.465884 Report

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>>460518

This is what i'd imagine people would make if they had never been outside and were told they needed to make things that would help them to go outside

TheArborist !!6EWSCPNzHJp

TheArborist !!6EWSCPNzHJp Wed 18 Feb 2015 18:08:26 No.466027 Report

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>>464945

For all the tree surgery you're going to be doing while out hiking right?

Anyway, compressed air master race.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2015 18:40:41 No.466042 Report

Quoted By: >>466104

>>460518
I want something to collects fruits but they don't seem to do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2015 20:24:30 No.466104 Report

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>>466042
get a lacrosse stick - just swing at whatever fruit you want to pick and it will catch it in the net.

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