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Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2015 05:55:31 No.465830 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>465831 >>465833 >>465845 >>465847 >>465855 >>465865 >>465908 >>465919 >>465924 >>465934 >>465970 >>466355 >>466705

So you're in the woods and this guy slaps your gf's ass.
What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2015 05:59:46 No.465831 Report

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>>465830
Ask him who he thinks he is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2015 06:02:51 No.465833 Report

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>>465830
Thank him. Then scold my gf for not enjoying it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2015 06:37:31 No.465843 Report

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Bury him off the trail

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2015 06:51:24 No.465845 Report

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>>465830
Give him head tell he climaxes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2015 06:55:39 No.465847 Report

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>>465830

Ask him for advice on dressing her carcass, then enjoy sharing an old-fashioned cannibal cook-out and smoke some GF jerky for the hike ahead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2015 07:08:36 No.465855 Report

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>>465830

give zero fucks. ray can slap my gfs ass any day.

TheArborist !!6EWSCPNzHJp

TheArborist !!6EWSCPNzHJp Wed 18 Feb 2015 07:20:47 No.465864 Report

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Ray's a cool guy so I guess probably try and stop her from stabbing him or whatever she'd do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2015 07:21:02 No.465865 Report

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>>465830
As a male who identifies as feminist I wouldn't be so presumptuous, patronizing or patriarchal as to do anything at all. Equality and empowerment means she is fully capable of fighting her own battles. #HeForShe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2015 07:26:45 No.465870 Report

Quoted By: >>465926

>>465865
Well some people need extra help with some stuff, I for one would need help in a situation like this or more sexual because I'd be too shocked to know what to do.
If someone came to my defense that'd be great just to let me regain composure.

Your reply may have been bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2015 08:36:26 No.465899 Report

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>>465865
10/10 response #heshouldn'tfightforher

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2015 09:47:26 No.465908 Report

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>>465830
>your gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2015 11:36:40 No.465916 Report

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Invite him back to my camp for a cup of tea and a chat

the gf should be thankful

Necromancer

Necromancer Wed 18 Feb 2015 12:00:59 No.465919 Report

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>>465830

Ask him to slap mine as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2015 12:17:10 No.465924 Report

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>>465830

Ask him what's wrong with his face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2015 12:18:17 No.465926 Report

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>>465870
You sir fell for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2015 13:03:54 No.465934 Report

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>>465830
Follow him home, whip out my portable toilet and

http://youtu.be/O9sJlIwzyAU

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2015 14:25:23 No.465959 Report

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Joke's on him, my wife has no ass. Though, he does risk losing his arm into that gaping black hole where my soul was siphoned from my being.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Feb 2015 14:51:00 No.465970 Report

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>>465830
Ask him how he managed to evade the Iraqi patrols whilst the rest of Bravo Two Zero were captured and tortured, insinuate he cooperated with them...
Then I'd pass him a fat blunt and laugh it all off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2015 05:03:13 No.466355 Report

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>>465830
i chuckle and say "marvelous" or "brilliant", then i show him how to do it even better using techniques i learned abroad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2015 21:27:29 No.466688 Report

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>>466355

>...show him how to do it even better using techniques i learned abroad

OMG, you're hilarious. How adorable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Feb 2015 21:50:41 No.466705 Report

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>>465830
I'd ask him to fuck her the indian way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Feb 2015 02:13:28 No.466840 Report

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Shake the man's hand and invite him back to camp for a threesome.

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