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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 01:33:19 No.474924 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>474925 >>474934 >>475276 >>475755 >>475765 >>476140 >>476163 >>478332

You're hiking the AT minding your own business when this girl walks over and slaps your ass. What do you do? Keep in mind that she's 5'4" and 120 pounds and carries a generic hardware store double bit axe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 01:34:39 No.474925 Report

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>>474924
Tell her to leave my donkey alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 01:44:27 No.474934 Report

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>>474924
Slap hers back. Fair is fair. The fuck her stupid off the side of the trail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 04:35:31 No.474983 Report

Quoted By: >>476149

She has some kinda bandage on her right knee. I'd kick her there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 21:17:47 No.475276 Report

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>>474924
Grab her by the hips and hump her into submission.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 18:23:56 No.475696 Report

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I'm really glad this is a thing now. Even though she looks very young.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 18:28:53 No.475698 Report

Quoted By: >>475699 >>475709

>>475696

What is a thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 18:30:04 No.475699 Report

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>>475698
:^)

Not OP

Not OP Sun 08 Mar 2015 18:46:56 No.475709 Report

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>>475698
:^]

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 18:58:00 No.475716 Report

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>>475699
>>475709

:3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 19:04:18 No.475721 Report

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>>475716
>>475709
>>475699

(᷁‿᷇᷁)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 19:06:12 No.475724 Report

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>>475716
>>475709
>>475699

( ＾＿＾)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 19:53:57 No.475755 Report

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>>474924
Demand she eats a bowl of eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 20:08:52 No.475761 Report

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>>475755
Wut

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 20:14:30 No.475763 Report

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>>475761

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 20:24:35 No.475765 Report

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>>474924
find her campsite and then poop upstream of all nearby water sources.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 20:27:34 No.475766 Report

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>>475765
Jokes on you, she uses a lifestraw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 20:36:14 No.475774 Report

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>>475766
>lifestraw

yea that's what i call my dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 21:02:49 No.475784 Report

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>>475774
You got a tiny, albeit clean dick bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 22:54:41 No.475844 Report

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>>475784
a dick the size of a lifestraw would be pretty big. not very thick, but long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2015 00:00:48 No.475873 Report

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>>475844
Whatever you say pencil dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2015 00:01:27 No.475874 Report

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>smack her on the ass
>get nervous
>leave without getting her number or making a move
>instant regret
>walk innawoods and wonder why I'm so socially inept with females at times
>not pay attention and roll my ankle
>die because I'm a fat fuck that broke my cellphone when I landed on the ground after rolling/breaking my ankle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2015 01:35:56 No.475912 Report

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Finger my own butthole whilst singing the lyrics of X Gonna Give It To You.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2015 02:52:23 No.475939 Report

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>>475873
Sorry, I didn't know Ron Jeremy shitposted on /out.
a 9 inch dick is big by just about anyone's standards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2015 03:03:47 No.475945 Report

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>>475939
Nice, so you can painfully slam your mate while giving nothing to the surroundings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2015 03:18:09 No.475955 Report

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walk up behind her and eat her ass

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Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2015 03:48:55 No.475977 Report

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>>475755

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Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2015 04:19:11 No.476004 Report

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>>475945
what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2015 04:26:36 No.476010 Report

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>>476004
You don't know how sex works do you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2015 13:11:36 No.476140 Report

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>>474924
y-y-yo-you t-to

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2015 13:53:09 No.476149 Report

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>>474983
This guy.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2015 14:38:54 No.476162 Report

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AM I BEING DETAINED
AM I FREE TO GO
I draw my weapon and fire 5 shots of .357 magnum into her center mass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2015 14:40:39 No.476163 Report

Quoted By: >>476366

>>474924
tell her I used to be a Boy Scout and that this isn't the first time I've had my ass touched in the woods

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2015 22:04:22 No.476366 Report

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>>476163
top kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2015 22:15:34 No.476373 Report

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I would peanut butter up and hug her until the bears got us.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 12:39:36 No.478156 Report

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>>475755
This guy gets it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 12:42:04 No.478157 Report

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>>478156
shit...

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Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 22:25:34 No.478332 Report

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>>474924
Give her the Lovecraft stare until she slips into gibbering madness.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 22:27:37 No.478333 Report

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>>478332

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