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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 06:30:35 No.482647 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>482649 >>482652 >>482809 >>482866

>Step aside anon this forest is being clear cut to build a giant strip mall. It'll have lots of parking lots, starbucks, and all kinds of industrial complexes

>So please move back we have a lot of trees that need to be cut down. Care to help?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 06:35:22 No.482649 Report

Quoted By: >>482651

>>482647
only time I would be willing to help clear cut an area is if im getting paid to do it. and I get to keep all the old growth/burl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 06:36:54 No.482651 Report

Quoted By: >>482653 >>482664 >>482731 >>482949

>>482649

Yes and Yes

You get $500 for every tree you knock down. Would you like a chainsaw or would you bring your own?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 06:37:50 No.482652 Report

Quoted By: >>482654

>>482647
Right on man, that's what we have reserves and protected forests for, thanks for helping to boost the economy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 06:38:53 No.482653 Report

Quoted By: >>482656

>>482651
$500 bucks for every tree? Where's the dude telling me I've entered the Twilight Zone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 06:39:10 No.482654 Report

Quoted By:

>>482652

Your welcome anon. We wanna make sure you wanna have enough parking space for your gargantuan Hummer H2

Proud American Patriot you're.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 06:40:11 No.482656 Report

Quoted By: >>482658

>>482653

Don't be silly anon come on come help its a big job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 06:41:41 No.482658 Report

Quoted By: >>482660

>>482656
For 500 a tree I'd just burn the entire forest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 06:42:57 No.482660 Report

Quoted By: >>482663

>>482658

Don't be ridiculous anon think of all the toilet paper and toothpicks we can make

Burning it would be wasteful and uneconomic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 06:45:17 No.482663 Report

Quoted By: >>482665

>>482660
Too bad no lightsabers, can't you just line up bulldozers and topple them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 06:46:03 No.482664 Report

Quoted By: >>482666

>>482651
I'd go with a stihl with an 18" bar chainsaw, the newer ones with the fancy anti fuck your shit up, kickback feature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 06:46:14 No.482665 Report

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>>482663

Oh we are! Just not in the area we're standing in

Besides don't you just love the sound of a loud saw eating thru a tree and watching it topple.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 06:47:22 No.482666 Report

Quoted By: >>482668

>>482664

Chop them all down Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 06:49:05 No.482668 Report

Quoted By: >>482670

>>482666
trips have spoken...

I haven't used a chainsaw in a few years. last one I used was from the 80s and after 5 minutes of running it, the vibrations made you so you couldn't feel your hands any more...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 06:51:09 No.482670 Report

Quoted By: >>482673

>>482668

Why use an Axe anon? You're not a macho tough guy and Chainsaws were designed for convenience and to speed up production.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 06:58:12 No.482673 Report

Quoted By: >>482676

>>482670
#1 chain saws a pretty good money pits if you're not careful... especially starting off. gear + chains + bars + 2 stroke fuel + sharpening kits.

#2 I haven't needed to chop down anything bigger then the thickness of a wooden power pole would be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 06:59:45 No.482676 Report

Quoted By: >>482677

>>482673

Well we offered to give you one. Don't think of it as a loan its yours to keep as a badge of honor

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 07:00:38 No.482677 Report

Quoted By: >>482680

>>482676
OP, you're strange...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 07:03:04 No.482680 Report

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>>482677

I am drunk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 07:59:33 No.482699 Report

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See you in 5 op

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 08:15:31 No.482703 Report

Quoted By: >>482710 >>482726

outta my way, I gotta help deforest this shithole so they can build a burger restaurant. I've got nine kids to feed, you hippie fucks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 08:41:07 No.482710 Report

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>>482703

>Not owning a Hummer H2

Commie Hippy Eurofag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 09:26:06 No.482721 Report

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Good luck logging this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 10:11:10 No.482726 Report

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Im from seattle. You sold me at starbucks. But my coffee hand and ipod hand might get dirty. So can i give you 500$? Oh and can i get a frapacunnio

and tell that man to put away that gun its sca
ry and i think he rapes little girls and kills babies >>482703

Let me blog this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 10:38:59 No.482731 Report

Quoted By: >>482856

>>482651
>500$ and you keep the wood
Stop cutting trees, I will fucking take care of this entire forest.

TheArborist !!6EWSCPNzHJp

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TheArborist !!6EWSCPNzHJp Sat 21 Mar 2015 11:48:31 No.482748 Report

Quoted By: >>482749 >>482753

I'm in. MS880 comming through. Dibs on the biggest ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 11:51:09 No.482749 Report

Quoted By:

>>482748
Mother of god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 12:09:35 No.482753 Report

Quoted By:

>>482748
overcompensating for something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 14:08:49 No.482809 Report

Quoted By: >>482909

>>482647
Just let me do it. That fucking woman can't even use a chainsaw. Just look at her back cut! it's not even lined up with the fucking hinge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 16:19:00 No.482856 Report

Quoted By:

>>482731

Go nuts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 16:34:39 No.482866 Report

Quoted By: >>482870

>>482647
>letting a woman operate machinery

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 16:40:50 No.482870 Report

Quoted By:

>>482866

Anon a powerful business woman bought out all 600,000 acres of forest. Do you have something against successful women?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 18:01:26 No.482909 Report

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>>482809
yeah but on small trees they dont need to be she is likely saveing time although i have no idea why she is cutting with the top of the bar and her trouses/gloves are too dam clean

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 18:15:55 No.482913 Report

Quoted By: >>482916

im in where are we stacking the timber and can i cut a cord or two of fire wood at lunch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 18:21:08 No.482916 Report

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>>482913

The timber is being shipped on the trucks to the privately owned saw mill

and yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 19:38:08 No.482949 Report

Quoted By: >>482951

>>482651
>$500 for every tree you knock down
that sounds like bullshit, lumberjacks aren't making thousands of dollars an hour.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 19:45:06 No.482951 Report

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>>482949

We're a private lumber company anon our boss is a very generous woman

she also hates nature hence why she wants this forest eradicated

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