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Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 23:50:14 No.498599 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>498604 >>498617 >>498760 >>499173

Dumbest shit you have seen on N&A?

Also, greatest asses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 00:03:44 No.498604 Report

Quoted By: >>498607

>>498599
I've haven't really watched this show much, I saw one and it seemed like they really gave thegirl a hhandicap over the guy, is that common?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 00:09:03 No.498607 Report

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>>498604
Yes. The whole show is one huge feminist hugfest

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 00:19:55 No.498617 Report

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>>498599
>Also, greatest asses.
pic not related obviously.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 00:25:32 No.498621 Report

Quoted By: >>498941 >>498944 >>499225

Most of the grils are useless twats. But Alison was badass. 10/10 would /out/ with anywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 04:49:11 No.498760 Report

Quoted By: >>498928

>>498599
He does have a really nice ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 15:37:23 No.498928 Report

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>>498760
I knew someone would go there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 15:47:11 No.498929 Report

Quoted By: >>498934 >>498941

I never watched this show, but do they spend the entire show naked? Shouldn't they try to find a fig leaf or something? At least some kind of sun protection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 16:00:08 No.498934 Report

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>>498929
they give them this sort of burlap bag that they use to cover their balls/vag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 16:18:50 No.498941 Report

Quoted By: >>499186

>>498929
This woman >>498621
Made clothes and hats. The guy was not much into it at first and got crippled by sunburn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 16:20:10 No.498944 Report

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>>498621
>wove a hat from leaves

impressed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 19:32:05 No.499045 Report

Quoted By: >>499085 >>499178 >>499186

Seth Rogan and James Franco were str8 professionals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 21:05:59 No.499085 Report

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>>499045
I really wanted to watch that episode but i missed it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 00:16:38 No.499173 Report

Quoted By: >>499971

>>498599
When they cooked a snake for 2 hours. It sounded like a rock when they hit it on the ground. And then the dumb fucks did it a second time with a new snake. It was that dumb Mormon boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 00:19:10 No.499178 Report

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>>499045
I bet it was those faggots who pitched the idea of the show just so they had a reason to get naked. I would watch it for a laughs. those two are like me and my friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 00:37:30 No.499186 Report

Quoted By: >>499203 >>499220

>>498941
>The guy was not much into it at first and got crippled by sunburn.
>Ginger walking around in the sun like he's a badass motherfucker
>Spends rest of episode half dead with sunburn

It was hilarious.

>>499045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4fqFWghZqo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 01:06:10 No.499203 Report

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>>499186
She was more useful when on the rag then when he was at full capacity. Plus he shit right outside of their hut because he drank untreated water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 01:31:26 No.499220 Report

Quoted By: >>499224

>>499186
This is what I don't understand about these people. If I were naked in a sunny tropical island one of my priorities would be find a way to protect my skin. Her hats were great but I couldn't find anything I would just try to cover my skin with mud or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 01:37:26 No.499224 Report

Quoted By: >>499972

>>499220
I'm really confused about this though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 01:37:51 No.499225 Report

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>>498621
Being a guy who lives in Hawaii, I could tell where she was from based by how she acted. She definitely pulled her weight, but the whole imma-try-and-act-like-a-cute-21-year-old-surfer-chick was annoying as all fucking hell. Those cunts are all over the place here.

Most notables IMO:
>The first season was probably the best.
>Third season brought in a slight "let's hook up and fuck" element
>The twitter pop ups are fucking annoying.
>Why the fuck does no one fashion some kind of shoe at the very get go?
>Season 1, ep 08. Cassie is a fucking cunt. Even after admitting that she is not out material, in ep 09 she had to justify her actions by stating that if the conditions were different she 'could have' made it. I call bullshit. No speculative words, either you do or you don't. Forrest, Russell and Manu are cool as fuck though.
>Season 2, ep 01. The first team couldn't have picked the dumbest place to make a shelter, the proceeded to make a stupid one at that
>Season 2, ep 03. That Mormon dude was an assclown, and that enviro chick needs to be slapped back into the real world
>Season 3, ep 03. Justin took a while to man up and get over himself. Dani was a bitch too.
>Season 3, ep 07. Corinne is a bi-polar cunt. Chris is a bit head strong and a guido but he did make several attempts to rectify the friction between them.
>Season 3, ep 08. Phaedra jeapordized the mission by being a dumb ass. Black Macgyver is a bro though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 09:16:53 No.499971 Report

Quoted By: >>499975 >>499994

>>499173
>dumb Mormon
why did you use the same adjective twice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 09:22:01 No.499972 Report

Quoted By: >>499980 >>500958

>>499224
The show's motif is nudity.
The irony is they have to blur it anyways.
But I imagine they tell them not to make themselves any serious garments.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 09:31:56 No.499973 Report

Quoted By: >>499976

I wish they wouldn't edit out the boobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 09:33:47 No.499975 Report

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>>499971
Wow rude

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 09:34:05 No.499976 Report

Quoted By: >>499977

>>499973
Right? I mean...what's the point of the show even?
Europe already got over boobs in TV after a certain hour of night or whatever, why can't we?

Also what was the episode where that based always happy guy takes out the blue coral snake?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 09:35:33 No.499977 Report

Quoted By: >>499979

>>499976
I remember the first time I went to yurop and saw porn on tv...I was very confused

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 09:38:05 No.499979 Report

Quoted By: >>499981

>>499977
I remember being in Germany and seeing a large collection of dildos in a sex shop right in the middle of the downtown. They had like a red light street, I'd never seen that before in my life. It was pretty funny but left me wondering what was the big deal and why it wasn't allowed in burgerstan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 09:39:36 No.499980 Report

Quoted By: >>500605

>>499972
No but I mean I'm confused about that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 09:40:30 No.499981 Report

Quoted By: >>499982

>>499979
The best part of Germany for me was the white chocolate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 09:43:15 No.499982 Report

Quoted By: >>499985

>>499981
Chocolate covered grapes, the biggest grapes I'd ever seen.

But honestly, what really made it was the rural areas for me. A lot of it's just flat fields but even the humble architecture is charming and it's a great climate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 09:43:33 No.499983 Report

Quoted By: >>499984

I never watched the show. It looked like nonsense

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 09:44:27 No.499984 Report

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>>499983
It really is, but it's honestly not as retarded as it looks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 09:45:04 No.499985 Report

Quoted By: >>499987

>>499982
Yuck grapes. Pears are best fruit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 09:46:59 No.499987 Report

Quoted By: >>499988

>>499985
Pears are good but they feel kind of sandy. Green grape master race, you uneducated floozy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 09:48:17 No.499988 Report

Quoted By: >>499991

>>499987
Nooooo enjoy seeds in your mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 09:51:03 No.499991 Report

Quoted By: >>500631

>>499988
You're seriously not aware of seedless grapes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 09:52:25 No.499994 Report

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>>499971
omg get rekt son, burn that mormon faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Apr 2015 12:54:55 No.500603 Report

Quoted By: >>500629

I watch but for the life of me I cannot understand why they spend days laying around insead of constantly foraging. NO one has ANY working knowledge of the edible plants around them. At least twice I have seen assholes walk by snakes or be afraid of them and not simply butcher them for meat. Or when they have bans plants / palms te don't make wells out of them for water. They literally get weeks of notice and do not prep at all for this shit. I have seen MAYBE 4 people on the whole show who weren't complete asshat fringe fucksticks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Apr 2015 12:55:59 No.500604 Report

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That should have been banana/palms they* Fucking iPad autocorrect

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Apr 2015 13:01:31 No.500605 Report

Quoted By:

>>499980
confused about what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Apr 2015 14:11:39 No.500622 Report

Quoted By: >>500674

y'all are leaving out the best part of the episode with the guy who got sunburnt. remember when he digs that well and starts drinking water straight from it and gets diarrhea? ends up shitting all over the place outside the tent and the chick ends up stepping in it and gets on his ass about not covering it up at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Apr 2015 14:35:48 No.500629 Report

Quoted By: >>500635

>>500603
Do they know where they will be left or do they just know that they will be left somewhere naked?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Apr 2015 14:40:17 No.500631 Report

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>>499991
He doesn't eat them, I suppose he isn't that much into research about them. But I do enjoy some seed in my mouth, if I can't find seedless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Apr 2015 14:42:55 No.500635 Report

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>>500629
Not an excuse to being complete cunts. You have some things everywhere. If I knew where I was going I'd stock up on knowledge about the climate. Edible shit, poisonous shit etc. If I don't know, I just read the SAS survival handbook. It's a good all-rounder. Well translated into Czech, too.
>>500555
Nice trips, m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Apr 2015 16:44:33 No.500674 Report

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>>500622

See >> 499203

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2015 01:40:18 No.500958 Report

Quoted By: >>500960

>>499972
All that being what it is, i find the challenges posed by having no clothing and little gear interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2015 01:43:32 No.500960 Report

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>>500958
It seems to vary by the person. Some are making garments on day 2. Others go full neked the whole trip

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2015 01:55:11 No.500970 Report

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As produced as this show is, and how little the skills relate to being naekd in da woods, is there any recommended guides to this stuff for reality? Or is there a good way to train up how to trek in the wilds with no gear? Its definitely an appealing skill to have, and all in all seems pretty neato to know how to handle this shit.

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