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Anonymous Sat 02 May 2015 21:06:39 No.507967 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>508086 >>508151 >>508306 >>508433 >>508503 >>508580 >>510143 >>510153 >>512816 >>515275 >>517183

Ask a guy who just killed a wolf with his hatchet followed by a bodyslam while defending his GF anything

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 May 2015 21:33:24 No.507975 Report

Quoted By: >>507983

post waifus
what mods you using?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 May 2015 21:48:00 No.507983 Report

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>>507975
Nope IRL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 May 2015 21:49:23 No.507984 Report

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Manny or Floyd?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 02 May 2015 21:51:23 No.507986 Report

Quoted By: >>507987

Why were you antagonizing a wolf? "Defending"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 May 2015 21:55:24 No.507987 Report

Quoted By: >>507998 >>508011 >>508076 >>510154

>>507986
Camping with GF. It came into our site and was growling and moving towards her. I thought to myself I can take this rangy oversized dog so I pulled out my hatchet. I made sure my hands were in continuous motion and eventually hit it into submission. By then my adrenaline was going so I picked it up and bodyslammed it. That finished it off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 May 2015 22:14:21 No.507998 Report

Quoted By: >>508303

>>507987
So you were lurking that thread
Good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 May 2015 22:39:58 No.508011 Report

Quoted By: >>515554

>>507987

After I calmed down I was like "heh, how did these things get so feared throughout history?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 00:35:24 No.508076 Report

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>>507987
Describe for us how you ate its beating heart op

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 01:11:41 No.508086 Report

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>>507967
Tell me what it's like to post while your pants are on fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 02:17:29 No.508104 Report

Quoted By: >>508105

what model hatchet were you using, how sharp was it?

what did it feel like to chop into a live creature with a hatchet? go into detail about this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 02:22:06 No.508105 Report

Quoted By: >>508107 >>508164 >>510115

>>508104

Gransfors small forest axe. Felt pretty terrible but it is him or us. Really though, why are these things so feared throughout history?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 02:25:35 No.508107 Report

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>>508105
I didn't mean emotionally felt, I meant physically felt. Also muh nigga small forest axe/10

if it was only one I could see how it wouldn't be a problem, but they hunt viciously in packs, imagine taking on 10 of those fuckers with your axe you'd be dead as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 04:02:11 No.508136 Report

Quoted By: >>508138

How laid did you get after

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 04:05:19 No.508138 Report

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>>508136
Im going to guess... very

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 04:43:24 No.508151 Report

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>>507967

pics or it didn't happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 05:02:55 No.508164 Report

Quoted By: >>508173

>>508105
nice bait edgelord,
also in case you're actually telling the truth and just come off as a bragging fourteen year old ,a wolf is a predator that hunts in a pack think of fighting of a singular piranha rather than a school.

Sasquatch !j33hRvXovk

Sasquatch !j33hRvXovk Sun 03 May 2015 05:16:41 No.508173 Report

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>>508164

>in case you're actually telling the truth

my god....what has humanity come to.

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Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 07:38:57 No.508219 Report

Quoted By: >>508235 >>508238 >>508301

I just had a thought. What if it was a mother wolf and it had pups nearby and it was trying to scare you off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 08:34:04 No.508235 Report

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>>508219
Awweh I hope not. If that's the case I will make it my life's work to find OP and cut off his dick with my very blunt generic China hatchet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 08:54:13 No.508238 Report

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>>508219
PETA will fucking murder him with a rusty spoon, then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 13:30:06 No.508301 Report

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>>508219

It was male

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 13:31:08 No.508303 Report

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>>507998

What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 13:42:44 No.508306 Report

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>>507967
things that didnt happen: the thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 18:18:07 No.508433 Report

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>>507967
>This thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 18:45:57 No.508451 Report

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So what did OP do when the rest of the pack showed up?

Inb4 it was only 1 wolf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 19:50:48 No.508503 Report

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>>507967
>gf

had to take the lie one step too far, anon. otherwise woulda had me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 21:08:27 No.508561 Report

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in this day and age of cellphones. Not posting pics

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Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 21:27:05 No.508580 Report

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>>507967

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 22:53:26 No.508680 Report

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>>508303
This thread is still active. You didn't think it was noticeable that you are taking bait from one of the other threads and posting it here?
>>501734

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 May 2015 23:33:53 No.508712 Report

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You bullshit this hard often?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 May 2015 23:06:13 No.510115 Report

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>>508105
>gransfors

yeah, now i know you're lying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 00:17:19 No.510143 Report

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>>507967
I just have one question... Why didn't you use your Mora?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 00:30:48 No.510149 Report

Quoted By: >>516164 >>517603 >>517632

>be cheap colgans walmart hatchet.
>hope one day to be bought by a cub scout so we could go on awesome adventures.
>instead get purchased by some fedora wearing neckbeard mouthbreather.
>he sharpie draws a "cutie mark" on me.
>most of my time is spent sitting on he nightstand for home in case of a home invasion (as if black people want to steal his anime wall scrolls and mlp toys that he cums on.)
>one day he takes me /out/.
>sadly its to his backyard where hes made a really shitty pup tend out of garbage bags.
>suddenly a neighbors pug shows up.
>neckbeard wheezes as he lobs me at the poor dog.
>of course i travel less than 10 feet.
>dog walks away.
>fatty mctuboh lies about the whole thing on the internet.
>i spend the rest of the trip being swung at water bottles while he make kung fu noises.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 00:45:19 No.510153 Report

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>>507967
ask a guy that just lied on the internet anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 00:48:31 No.510154 Report

Quoted By: >>510669

>>507987
did she gave you some sex at least?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 May 2015 21:17:03 No.510669 Report

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>>510154
Misogynist detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 May 2015 17:14:08 No.511090 Report

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pics or didnt happen

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Anonymous Sun 10 May 2015 22:59:05 No.512816 Report

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>>507967
>no pics
>killed housepet with hatchet
>implying GF
Sure thing buddy

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2015 03:22:24 No.514780 Report

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>>512816
pic related, the "wolf" op killed

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2015 21:03:52 No.515275 Report

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>>507967

>be atreu
>suddenly gmork.swf
>oh hello handy sharp rock
>wolf slayer

GET TO MY LEVEL BRO

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Anonymous Thu 14 May 2015 22:03:09 No.515336 Report

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> You will never perform the atomic elbow on an unsuspecting wolf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2015 02:13:54 No.515554 Report

Quoted By: >>516275

>>508011
nobody is afraid of a wolf. Wolves on the other hand...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2015 02:20:07 No.515555 Report

Quoted By: >>516276

>>514780
i fucking hate little toy dogshits like that. completely pointless creatures, and abominations of nature as well i might add. i hope they all die in one giant inbred half-blind barely-able-to-walk genetic catastrophe heap. in a fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 May 2015 21:02:42 No.516164 Report

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>>510149
is what happened

anonymous

anonymous Fri 15 May 2015 21:59:08 No.516194 Report

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 May 2015 01:33:06 No.516275 Report

Quoted By: >>517209

>>515554
Wolves are the same thing as a wolf dumbass its just plural.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 May 2015 01:38:49 No.516276 Report

Quoted By: >>516277

>>515555
the quads don't lie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 May 2015 01:39:59 No.516277 Report

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>>516276
they never do

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 May 2015 16:01:42 No.517183 Report

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>>507967
It's ok mate, I've got good dreams when I sleep too. If you want people to believe you then how about you use that cellphone to take a picture of the dead animal instead of making shit up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 May 2015 16:28:18 No.517209 Report

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>>516275
That's the point retard. One wolf, meh. A pack of wolves, you're fucked.

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definitelynotboggle !!yQ93LWT0vUz Mon 18 May 2015 03:05:45 No.517603 Report

Quoted By: >>517629

>>510149
hahahahahahahahahahhaha
jesus christ
best post /thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 May 2015 03:34:32 No.517629 Report

Quoted By: >>517661

>>517603
is that tim b.?

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Anonymous Mon 18 May 2015 03:39:47 No.517632 Report

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>>510149
I would just like to impartially point-out that although the Coghlan's pack axe is kinda cheep and useless their camp axe is pretty solid and weighted very well. Coghlan's makes plenty of junk but it's not just to be automatically written-off. They're a decent company and frankly they're in the business of solving problems. Ok.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 May 2015 04:44:27 No.517661 Report

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>>517629
It's Ralphie you dolt

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