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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 00:51:30 No.518158 View View Reply Original Report

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where do you cum when fapping in tent

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 00:59:31 No.518169 Report

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>>518158
In my mouth obviously. You don't want to waste precious proteins and sugars.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 01:01:47 No.518171 Report

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in my boyfriend's ass, exclusively. it eventually ends-up in the cathole i guess, unless he absorbs it idk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 01:41:10 No.518203 Report

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>>518158
Brokeback mountain made it pretty clear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 02:35:35 No.518244 Report

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>>518158

in a stream

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 02:42:44 No.518246 Report

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>>518158
Just cum on your stomach and let it crust over. When it's dried, you pick it out of your stomach hairs bit by bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 02:46:02 No.518247 Report

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>>518158
In her mouth of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 02:49:24 No.518249 Report

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>>518158
I just put it back where it came from. Take nothing but photos and leave nothing but footprints.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 03:56:24 No.518325 Report

Quoted By: >>523006

In my boy scout socks that I would later be forced to wear to the daily flag ceremonies for a week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 04:33:13 No.518346 Report

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>>518158
If I'm,at a camp site, I usually pop it off on a green leaf and place it directly in the middle of the fire pit so someone will eventually pick it up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 04:40:20 No.518348 Report

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>>518158
I just jizz right over the fire. It feels so liberating and makes the smoke smell so much better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 04:48:53 No.518354 Report

Quoted By: >>518476 >>518733

>>518249
So you pump it back up your urethra?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 04:49:54 No.518355 Report

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>>518249
Do you even understand what "cum" means?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 05:22:12 No.518366 Report

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WELL DONE OUT, BRAVO. TOP QUALITY THREAD.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 05:24:32 No.518368 Report

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>>518366
you like it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 11:41:35 No.518474 Report

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>>518158

Hey /out/, any tips for an ultralite jizz rag?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 11:46:54 No.518476 Report

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>>518354
>not cumming into a syringe and reinjecting it back into your testes
get a load of this pleb

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 12:03:25 No.518482 Report

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>>518474
come on

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 12:44:41 No.518506 Report

Quoted By: >>518526

I cum right where I poop, in rivers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 13:46:59 No.518526 Report

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>>518506
The minnows eat it when it hits the water. it's hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 14:41:13 No.518542 Report

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>>518247
Look at this faggot, I bet he kisses girls on the mouth and TALKS to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 14:45:15 No.518547 Report

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>>518474
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PICTURE, who is that even for?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 14:59:57 No.518553 Report

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>>518158
On my body. Wipe hand off on legs. Zip up if I feel like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 15:04:00 No.518554 Report

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>>518158
bear, raccoon, beaver, whatever is nearby

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 15:16:05 No.518560 Report

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In a tent? No
You're in the wilderness for a reason.
Just walk into the woods and when you feel like you've reached that perfect spot take your pants off and just stand there and jerk it like god intended.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 19:07:57 No.518655 Report

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>beating off innatent
>not off the side of a cliff/mountain
>not going for a 100ft cum, even if it is vertical

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 19:43:35 No.518669 Report

Quoted By: >>518671 >>518737

>tfw you've been bicycle touring for more than 2 months without ejaculating or even having a boner

Next goal: 7 months.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 19:47:01 No.518671 Report

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>>518669
Fun fact; bicycling can cause erectile dysfunction

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 19:50:46 No.518672 Report

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>>518671
is this true

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 19:52:04 No.518673 Report

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>>518672
http://www.webmd.com/men/features/biking-and-erectile-dysfunction-a-real-risk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 19:54:26 No.518674 Report

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>>518673
whelp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 19:55:36 No.518676 Report

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>>518673
>The Massachusetts Male Aging Study found that the risk was highest among men who cycled more than three hours a week.
Yeah, so at 60+ hours a week, I'm in pretty bad shape. That's cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 19:58:22 No.518677 Report

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>>518676
It's ok, having great calves totally makes up for having a non functioning dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 19:59:31 No.518678 Report

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>>518676
I cycle about 5hrs a week now but used to cycle more like 20hrs a week. I don't really use the seat though so maybe my grundle hasn't been flattened too much

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 20:13:24 No.518684 Report

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>>518678
>>518677

I'm really not too worried. I've had many a good fap the evening after riding a century, and not needing to while touring is more convenient than worrying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 21:44:40 No.518733 Report

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>>518354
Do you even turkey baster?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 21:47:45 No.518737 Report

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>>518669
Your next load is going to have chunks in it. It'll hurt. You'll sleep like a dead thing that night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 May 2015 21:49:40 No.518738 Report

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I stand over a river and do it since there's the off-chance it'll fertilize some fish eggs and create some freaky fishmen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2015 03:31:23 No.518928 Report

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>>518738

Don't do that, you'll create another North Dakota

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 May 2015 06:12:35 No.518987 Report

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>>518158
>2015
>not fapping outside

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2015 15:42:57 No.519580 Report

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>2015
>not cumming into an orange peel

Get your shit together /out/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2015 15:48:04 No.519583 Report

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>>518158
in ur moms butt.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 May 2015 17:34:07 No.519635 Report

Quoted By: >>519641 >>519848

>>518158
>2015
>not using the sheer force of your ejaculations to shoot a deer in the heart from 500 yards away
>not using a dick-mounted scope

wasted ammo m9

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2015 17:54:37 No.519641 Report

Quoted By: >>519803 >>519848

>>519635
>not freezing lines of your cum to make bow strings
>not fashioning a bow of of orange peels
>not using the ultimate /out/ bow to baton moras

What are you, a faggot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 May 2015 23:00:46 No.519803 Report

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>>519641
>not using your cum to glue moras together
>not building a giant mora out of cum-covered moras
>not batoning straight through a redwood with said giant cum mora

PLEB
L
E
B

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 May 2015 00:36:42 No.519848 Report

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>>519635
>>519641
>>519803
that got out of hand

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 May 2015 16:45:43 No.520140 Report

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>>518672
Buy a recumbent, no health problems, more comfy and faster

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 04:01:39 No.520404 Report

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>>520140
that looks like it would hurt your neck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 05:32:55 No.520430 Report

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>>520404
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 16:04:19 No.520617 Report

Quoted By: >>520691

>not seam sealing you tent with jizz

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 18:42:58 No.520691 Report

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>>520617
Cuts the life of your tent in half,,,, it dries and the seems crack once you have saturated them all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 May 2015 18:43:33 No.520693 Report

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>>518158
into the fifth dimension.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 03:13:06 No.521033 Report

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>>518474
Lol no way thats real xD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 24 May 2015 22:38:53 No.521478 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 May 2015 02:10:41 No.521613 Report

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>>519848
lol

>>518474
Testicles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 May 2015 04:07:51 No.521665 Report

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>>518158
in your mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 May 2015 04:29:42 No.521669 Report

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>>518158
sphagnum moss

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 May 2015 04:41:29 No.521672 Report

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>>521669
Goddamn it anon, I squeeze water out of that shit to drink when I am on the trail, like a real /out/ warrior.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 May 2015 04:47:48 No.521676 Report

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>>521672
guess you are squeezing a bit of cum out of it too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 May 2015 05:22:08 No.521690 Report

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If you aren't eating your cum, you are a literal faggot. I require nutrients.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2015 04:24:37 No.523006 Report

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>>518325
Shit. This gave me feels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2015 04:30:51 No.523010 Report

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>>520140
How about them hills?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2015 06:02:19 No.523043 Report

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Baby wipes are the best to clean yourself up inna bush. Whether that means wiping your dick you haven't looked at for 3 days, wiping cum off your belly, or throwing one to your gf

All types of /out/doorsman should pack some baby wipes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 May 2015 07:09:59 No.523074 Report

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>>518474
primitive jizz rag. tanned birch bark

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