Every few years I like to hitch up into northern Ontario, up around Matawa, and spend a week in the bush, just me, my tent, and a backpack. And one of the things I enjoy doing during this time is stripping off all my clothes and running naked through the trees.

Does anyone else do this? The last time I posted this in here, a couple of years ago, people acted like I was totally bonkers. It's an incredible, primal feeling, unlike anything else I've ever experienced. I like to rub myself on trees and mossy stones just for the tactile pleasure of feeling bugs and and twigs and dirt tangling in my chest hair and pubes. It sets off all kinds of instinctive hindbrain feels that you will never, ever experience in any other way.

How about it, anyone else enjoy stripping off and sprinting through the underbrush, or am I completely off my rocker?