OP'S CHOICES
>tent
>bivy or Bug Bivy
>tarp with insect net
>plague doctor mask
>keep dirty clothing over face(boxers, pantyhose, knee high gym sock, used condom, etc.)
>arctic expedition to find santa
>eat ten pounds of garlic
>drink a gallon of deet
>develop a sexual fetish involving creepy crawlies
>an hero
>do an internet search for better options
>shitpost more on /out/