hammocks are cringe worthy
bear grills isn't that bad, but he is not worth discussing on this board
one day, this world will be too polluted to support life. the aryan master race will take to the stars. in the meantime, it's perfectly acceptable to not pack out your trash. in the grand scheme of things, it simply doesn't matter
people who brings electronics /out/ are cringe worthy
if you don't boil, filter, or chemically purify your water, then you deserve to get sick from the relaxing river shit that i took
black bears are your friends. they can be safely fed. they are much nicer than black people. they are nothing like grizzlies. you need not fear them
people who bring commercial freeze dried food /out/ are cringe worthy
"hurr durr i'm gonna be homeless soon". nobody cares. these threads are the cancer killing this board
no drug or sexual conquest can match the high you get when shooting an endangered animal
global warming is a kike scam
vegan backpackers are cringe worthy
mora knives are good for poorfags, and i don't mean that as an insult
paracord and cuben fiber are not indestructible. if you abuse them, they can and will rip
euro posters on this board are cringe worthy and autistic
an ultralight tarp and bivy are infinitely more versatile than a tent. fuck tents(except for a small number of situations)
polefags are cringe worthy(unless the terrain is quite rugged)
you have a moral obligation to build a fire when you go /out/ to areas where they're "illegal". no statist bullshit is going to ruin my weekend
if you see a woman out on a trail hiking alone and she's dressed provocatively, she wants the d. even if she screams that she doesn't want the d, she wants the d. you have a moral obligation to give her the d. i'm not even joking
paying camping fees is for cucks
park rangers have no actual authority, and they know it
you don't need a groundsheet, you wuss. it's like you're trying to bring carpet into the great outdoors
