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Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 02:54:47 No.533059 View View Reply Original Report

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if I found a full grown wolf in the wild would it be feasible to wrestle it into submission and take it as a pet?

keep in mind that im 6'2" 210 pounds and fairly fit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 02:55:57 No.533062 Report

Quoted By: >>535743

>>533059
bodyslam it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 02:57:25 No.533063 Report

Quoted By: >>533082 >>533322 >>533342

No wolves will always test the alpha until it is able to become the alpha. Meaning, if you ever got sick that wolf would sense it and fuck your shit up when you're not expecting it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 03:03:14 No.533067 Report

Quoted By: >>533085

>>533059
>if I found a full grown wolf in the wild would it be feasible to wrestle it into submission and take it as a pet?

There's only one option

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 03:19:34 No.533082 Report

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>>533063
thanks this answers my question.
I have faith I could best it a few times but im not going to risk it if it is always going to look for an opportunity to prove itself the alpha.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 03:20:55 No.533085 Report

Quoted By: >>533087

>>533067
He is a big guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 03:23:03 No.533086 Report

Quoted By: >>536346

It took generations upon generations of selective breeding to produce domesticated dogs. That wolf would have every reason to kill you and constantly wait for the opportune moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 03:23:12 No.533087 Report

Quoted By: >>533388

>>533085

Not really. He's just a jobber.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 03:46:44 No.533102 Report

Quoted By: >>533113

>>533059
gr8 b8 m8 wud r8 8/8

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 04:01:42 No.533113 Report

Quoted By: >>533348

>>533102
i was serious

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 04:16:32 No.533120 Report

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>>533059
Hi doge :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 04:24:27 No.533121 Report

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>>533059

Yes. I do this myself. It takes me about 2 hrs to wrestle it down (the first few times it was an all day thing but I've gotten pretty good at it now) and then I train it for about 4 months. Then I sell it and make a handsome profit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 05:26:24 No.533142 Report

Quoted By: >>533149 >>533355

You stupid fucking idiot. No, do not try to wrestle a full grown wolf to the ground and domesticate it. You are going to get yourself fucking killed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 05:30:15 No.533147 Report

Quoted By: >>533149 >>533151 >>533328 >>533355

>>533059
give him a egg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 05:34:48 No.533149 Report

Quoted By: >>533311 >>533355

>>533142
im a pretty big guy
>>533147
what would that accomplish?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 05:40:19 No.533151 Report

Quoted By: >>533355

>>533147
doge loves eggs. they all do.give him a hardboiled egg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 13:15:25 No.533311 Report

Quoted By: >>533548

>>533149
>Im a pretty big guy
For you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 13:28:25 No.533322 Report

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>>533063
this is just not true. omega wolves seldomly ever challenge the alpha pair.

although for your situation it would resent you for keeping him captive and either continually attack or run off.

better trying to raise one from a pup

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 13:28:37 No.533323 Report

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>>533059
i think you can handle it. pls do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 13:36:23 No.533328 Report

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>>533147
does he have a hangover?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 13:51:40 No.533337 Report

Quoted By: >>533549 >>533916 >>534359

>>533059
Op Im an expert on this.
Try to gain the suprise advantage on him, cover yourself in blood of previous killings to intimidate him, if you are in range growl at him and make yourself as small as possible.
When you have robbed close enough or when he trys to challenge you hit his jaw with your neck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 14:17:36 No.533342 Report

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>>533063
That's not true at all, you poxy cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 14:22:01 No.533343 Report

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yeah sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 14:30:47 No.533348 Report

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>>533113
Okay then by all means give it a try. The gene pool can always use a little cleansing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 14:31:43 No.533349 Report

Quoted By: >>533360

>>533059
The biggest person I regularly took down and submitted during training was around 6'6 and 240 pounds. Fit guy, police officer, fully 6" taller and 65 pounds heavier than me. I'm by no means an excellent grappler, but I can easily toy with basically anyone who walks onto the mat without previous training.

That said, I doubt it'd survive against a wolf, unless I get very lucky.

boris johnson

boris johnson Thu 11 Jun 2015 14:50:02 No.533354 Report

Quoted By: >>533360

op you wont be fighting one wolf they come in packs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 14:53:49 No.533355 Report

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>>533142
>>533142
>>533147
>>533149
>>533151
I'm fucking losing it holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 15:03:32 No.533360 Report

Quoted By: >>533366 >>533378

>>533349
hmm well I guess I wont try my luck with a full grown wolf then.
>>533354
I would only take one on if it seemed to be alone, if I know anything about north American wolf [spoiler:lit]I dont[/spoiler:lit] they are fairly timid unless provoked

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 15:25:54 No.533366 Report

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>>533360
No seriously, try it. And bring along a buddy to film it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 15:49:05 No.533378 Report

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>>533360
Sometimes wolves leave to look for new packs so you could definitely find a lone wolf. Just fucking body slam it and it will treat you like an alpha.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 16:09:26 No.533387 Report

Quoted By: >>533550

>>533059
Dont be a bitch, wrestle or slam the fucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 16:10:13 No.533388 Report

Quoted By:

>>533087
So fat ass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 16:19:32 No.533392 Report

Quoted By:

>>533059
>take it as a pet

but even today dogs that are close wolf breeds but hundreds of generations away are unstable as shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 16:45:55 No.533410 Report

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Hi. Anonymous 4 top hackers..

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 20:17:05 No.533501 Report

Quoted By: >>533505 >>533516

You're all talking shit but let's say that I take a young cub bear from their mother. I could create a huge empathy and trust with it over the years and end having a bear /out/ bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 20:21:05 No.533505 Report

Quoted By: >>533514

>>533501
1. You better make sure you kill its mom first.
2. That's completely different than trying to wrestle a fully grown wolf with your bare hands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 20:29:26 No.533511 Report

Quoted By: >>534350

>>533059
Asking such a question; you have zero chance of getting within 500 yards of a wolf in the wild.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 20:31:33 No.533514 Report

Quoted By: >>533557

>>533505
>1. You better make sure you kill its mom first.
Not really, just use a vehicle to and you'll be fine.

>2. That's completely different than trying to wrestle a fully grown wolf with your bare hands.
agree

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 20:33:29 No.533516 Report

Quoted By: >>533526

>>533501
Just don't forget to shave it to increase coolness factor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 20:44:05 No.533526 Report

Quoted By: >>533544

>>533516
Is that a bat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 21:06:43 No.533544 Report

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>>533526
its a lvl 1 rat.

Druid

Druid Thu 11 Jun 2015 21:10:40 No.533548 Report

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>>533311
Kek

Druid

Druid Thu 11 Jun 2015 21:12:09 No.533549 Report

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>>533337
This. It works every time.

Druid

Druid Thu 11 Jun 2015 21:13:45 No.533550 Report

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>>533387
Hes a pretty big guy

Druid

Druid Thu 11 Jun 2015 21:19:47 No.533557 Report

Quoted By: >>533573

>>533514
Okay, lets take a look at the situation.
>try to steal cub, which would be close to its mother at all times
>cubs yells for help
>now try to get that fat ass fucking cub in your vehicle while momma bear (who is really fucking pissed at this point) charges at you, full speed, with the full intention to kill your gimmlette ass

No. You are a fucking retard.
Oh my god i hope nature seriously tears you a new ass hole because you are pretty fucking full of yourself to think you are going to steal a cub from a momma bear, assuming of course you are still using your... BEAR HANDS!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 21:50:05 No.533573 Report

Quoted By: >>533690 >>533702

>>533557
negro pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 22:07:14 No.533588 Report

Quoted By: >>533597

This thread is full retard but somebody really does need to start selectively breeding bears like that project with foxes in Russia

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2015 22:23:08 No.533597 Report

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>>533588
Too late

http://www.awsm.com/img/2010/vladimir-putin-riding-bear.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2015 01:21:59 No.533690 Report

Quoted By: >>533796

>>533573
10/10 cuteness level

Would risk life to hug

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2015 01:48:49 No.533702 Report

Quoted By: >>534038

>>533573

I spent this morning doing instinctive shooting on pictures of bears with a large former game warden/SWAT guy yelling at me to reload and switch between targets. Hope if one really does charge I'll have enough sense to take it out

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2015 04:15:27 No.533796 Report

Quoted By:

>>533690
Seriously tho bear cubs are so qt they should be illegal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2015 04:44:12 No.533810 Report

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>>533059

you have to jam your entire fist down its throat each time it opens its mouth
really work your fist in there

he has no leverage and cannot bit down hard when your fist is being jammed down his throat
if you keep doing it, he will stop trying to bite you.
thats when you feed him a piece of jerky for his good behavior

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2015 04:49:15 No.533814 Report

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>>533059
The best way would be to grab it's tail and yank it back towards it's head. This will break it's back. Works for any dog with a long tail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2015 09:03:03 No.533916 Report

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>>533337
First real laugh I've had in ages. Thanks anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Jun 2015 16:01:29 No.534038 Report

Quoted By:

>>533702
do you yell `ìts comin right for us``

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2015 01:24:13 No.534350 Report

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>>533511
This
it's like none of these niggas actually go outside haha
For the most part, predators will take off at the first whiff/sight of human. So I hope you're Kenyan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2015 01:37:23 No.534359 Report

Quoted By: >>534360

>>533337
>you hit his jaw with your neck

What? How do you hit something with your neck? Do you mean fist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2015 01:40:58 No.534360 Report

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>>534359
Just trust the other anon and try it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2015 03:20:16 No.534393 Report

Quoted By: >>535189 >>535225

>>533059
Once he saw you he'd probably run away. Wolves tend to avoid humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2015 15:51:40 No.535189 Report

Quoted By: >>535225 >>535393

>>534393
No they don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2015 16:45:01 No.535225 Report

Quoted By: >>535228

>>535189
>>534393
Yes they do... you'll never get into a wresting match with one, wolves never kill anyone basically. and if you did, you'd be killed by his pack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2015 16:48:30 No.535228 Report

Quoted By: >>536025

>>535225
> Killed by his pack

WRONG!. Just bodyslam the alpha and you become the alpha

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2015 19:13:13 No.535320 Report

Quoted By:

>>533059
Just make sure you set up cameras in the proximity so that the csi can find the footy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2015 20:42:02 No.535370 Report

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u have to poop on it's head

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2015 21:12:00 No.535393 Report

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>>535189
Yeah they do, assburger faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2015 11:35:35 No.535743 Report

Quoted By:

>>533062
That would straight up kill it though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2015 21:24:56 No.535998 Report

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>>533059
>Look into wolf hybrids, realise they are fucking wild animals with a faint possibillity of beeing domesticated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2015 22:24:41 No.536025 Report

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>>535228
Make sure you rape his bitch to prove you're the alpha.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2015 13:04:14 No.536346 Report

Quoted By:

>>533086
not really, just watch that russian video where they selectivly breed foxes for good temperament. In a short space of time, their foxes basically turned into dogs.

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