>>545885>>546573Listen here you little moose loving pansy. I never, NEVER, touched no god damn moose. If a moose ever tried to hit on me, I would put him ass in the ground. 6 feet under.
My .45 wouldn't even finish smoking before I pissed on his corpse and laughed.
Do you hear me, boy? All moose will die unless they get the fuck back to canada where they belong. Just for posting that I'm going to go on a little hunt this weekend and round up a couple moose for you. I'll post a nice video to your homosexual tumblr blog where I fucking kill at least 8 moose on camera. Maybe that'll make you realize that I don't fuck moose, and I will really kill them if I catch them around me.
Moose are fucking scum, and they know it. Moose are dirty fucking animals that are only good for shooting. I don't even eat rotten moose meat you moose lover. I let it rot in the ground.