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Anonymous Sat 04 Jul 2015 21:38:52 No.547980 View View Reply Original Report

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Hey, guys i dont know if this even belongs on here, but still. I have this problem, that i get inexplicably horny on hiking tours sometimes.

Anyone knows how difficult is to get some pussy while outdoors? How are outdoorsy girls like? Anyone care to share greentext stories?

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jul 2015 21:43:20 No.547981 Report

Quoted By: >>547997 >>548016 >>548368

There seems to be at least 1000 threads with this kinda related content up right now. Anyway idk because im asexual which is remarkably handy it seems

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jul 2015 22:23:28 No.547997 Report

Quoted By: >>548000 >>548014 >>548295 >>548296 >>548368 >>548776

>>547981
I'm also A sexual but I would like a girl who fulfills me emotionally instead of sexually.

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jul 2015 22:33:28 No.548000 Report

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>>547997
>>547980
Go to funnyjunk

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jul 2015 22:38:35 No.548003 Report

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To borrow a phrase from /trv/: if you can't get pussy at home, you're not going to get pussy on the trail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Jul 2015 22:56:43 No.548014 Report

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>>547997
Find a platonic male friend, women aren't as emotionally stable as men, plus they are more selfless especially when it comes to friends

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Anonymous Sat 04 Jul 2015 23:02:50 No.548016 Report

Quoted By: >>548566

>>547981
>Anyway idk because im asexual which is remarkably handy it seems

a friendly reminder. It doesnt matter what board you're on, comments like this make you realise that you're still on 4chan.

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jul 2015 00:54:46 No.548098 Report

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6 replies and no Brokeback Mountain reference? /out/ I am disappoint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jul 2015 01:09:31 No.548106 Report

Quoted By: >>548160

>>547980
>Anyone care to share greentext stories?

I remember a guy posting a story about picking up a runaway girl on a camping trip and having sex innatent.

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jul 2015 04:59:26 No.548160 Report

Quoted By: >>548174 >>548221

>>548106
I remember that story. He was 24 and she was 14. Right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jul 2015 05:34:04 No.548174 Report

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>>548160
I think we're thinking of different stories. The one I was talking about they were both in their 20's

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jul 2015 06:41:08 No.548196 Report

Quoted By: >>548200

>>547980
>get some pussy while outdoors?

Just get a hammock and jerk off...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jul 2015 07:06:15 No.548200 Report

Quoted By: >>548567

>>548196
Hammockfags confirmed for no gf betas

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jul 2015 08:43:27 No.548221 Report

Quoted By: >>548332

>>548160
i know the story, i think the girl was literally a 2/10 lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jul 2015 15:53:35 No.548295 Report

Quoted By: >>548350

>>547997
Well id like a boyfriend like that but it seems guys are mostly into sex and they cant just go fuck themselves when you dont want to

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jul 2015 15:55:39 No.548296 Report

Quoted By: >>548304

>>547997
Get married and have kids. Then you'll have no choice but to be asexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jul 2015 16:29:25 No.548304 Report

Quoted By: >>548327

>>548296
too true :_;
since i got married the only sex that happens in our house is me getting cucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jul 2015 16:58:55 No.548326 Report

Quoted By: >>548899

>>547980
Her mouth looks like an anus

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jul 2015 16:59:23 No.548327 Report

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>>548304

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jul 2015 17:05:20 No.548332 Report

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>>548221
Every year under 18 adds a point.

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jul 2015 17:24:13 No.548340 Report

Quoted By: >>548361

>>547980
Anyone knows how difficult is to get some pussy while outdoors?
>Easy if you bring an outdoorsy GF and drop hints all day to get her thinking about sex. Easier if there's a place for her to wash off before/after.
How are outdoorsy girls like?
>They're like... regular girls but cooler because they like to /out/?
Anyone care to share greentext stories?
>be 22 or so
>visiting lady friend in BC
>we go hiking, camp out at 6500 feet
>wake up with raging boner right before dawn
>reach over half-sleepy and start fondling her
>she starts reciprocating
>we bone furiously in that tent
>have breakfast
>hike 12 miles of ridgeline
>rains on and off all day
>sex her again back at her apartment once we've showered
>now she's getting married to a different adventurebro
>life is good

Another
>be 25 or so
>just started dating current GF
>taking a 6000 mile roadtrip
>I'm horny as a goat on viagra
>we fuck in the redwoods
>we fuck in some ancient Indian ruins out in the desert
>we fuck in the forests of the PNW
>we fuck in a ghost town
Good times...

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jul 2015 17:48:53 No.548350 Report

Quoted By: >>548396

>>548295
>I'd like a boyfriend like that

Protip, if a guy isn't fucking you he's not your boyfriend, though a guy fucking you doesn't necessarily make him your boyfriend either

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jul 2015 18:12:14 No.548361 Report

Quoted By: >>548557

>>548340
You lucky motherfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jul 2015 18:27:26 No.548368 Report

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>>547981
>>547997
>Asexual
>I have a brain problem
ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jul 2015 18:35:13 No.548371 Report

Quoted By: >>548730

>>547980

Fuck it. Just do what I do. Have a wank in the woods. Who's gonna fucking see you?

If your hiking and see a pretty girl, as if she wants it. If she says no, say you'll eat her out. 9/10 times she'll drop them laces right away.

That or, shoot and kill a fox, then fuck it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jul 2015 19:11:34 No.548396 Report

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>>548350
And if you dont want to fuck he doesnt want to be your boyfriend either

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jul 2015 19:46:27 No.548403 Report

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>>547980
Easy for me but then again, it's easy for me to get pussy at home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jul 2015 00:18:09 No.548557 Report

Quoted By: >>548779

>>548361
Luck had very little to do with it, I worked those gals hard.

The important thing to remember is that most women WANT to be fucked mightily, you just have to convince them you're the best man for the job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jul 2015 00:33:29 No.548566 Report

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>>548016
Yup.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jul 2015 00:36:00 No.548567 Report

Quoted By: >>548747

>>548200
Hammockfag here with gf and alpha disposition.
>inb4 samefag or bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jul 2015 06:08:19 No.548730 Report

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>>548371
Hmmm, well said.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jul 2015 07:12:09 No.548747 Report

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>>548567
>I get dubs
>you don't
We all know the truth. It's okay son, one day you can be tent master race too.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jul 2015 10:21:27 No.548776 Report

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>>547997
do not be a spineless beta

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jul 2015 10:23:38 No.548777 Report

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>tfw phimosis
18 but been stretching for 4 months now and I
've only got it halfway
didn't know you were supposed to pull it back until I was 14.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jul 2015 10:29:21 No.548779 Report

Quoted By: >>548880 >>549770

>>548557
>>The important thing to remember is that most women WANT to be fucked mightily
if more men could understand this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jul 2015 15:40:05 No.548860 Report

Quoted By: >>549496

>>547980
Who is she?

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jul 2015 16:10:42 No.548880 Report

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>>548779
>I bet that piece of text is written by a beta virgin.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jul 2015 17:18:16 No.548899 Report

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>>548326

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2015 05:24:23 No.549253 Report

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2015 09:08:56 No.549310 Report

Quoted By: >>549345 >>549347

>Be me
>Be 20
>Go on fishing tour with friend
>Find 3 hot chicks and their duff partying
>Deyrunnedouttabeer.swf
>Tfw you have three cases and a fifth of makers
>Started partying, they were already drunk when we got there
>They start twerking
>Greatsuccess.dll
>One is single
>Is metalhead, my favorite
>targetacquired.mkv
>they wanna go in tent and have kissing contest
>All of my wut
>Its cool, drunk enough to roll with it
>They start piling on my buddy, get the single one aside
>Tfw the pussy is toight like a toiger
>Start fucking the little minx
>ABANDON SHIP!
>having trouble getting hard cause whiskey, her mature friend is pissed
>BOMBDROP.EXE
>she says she's 17
>Turns eighteen, three days later
>MFW

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2015 11:30:57 No.549345 Report

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>>549310
>Be me on hunting trip up in the hills in the middle of nowhere
>Walking along trail see beautiful blonde sun bathing naked.
>I look at her
>She looks at me.
>I ask "Are you game?"
>She purrs back "I sure am".
>So I shot her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2015 11:35:34 No.549347 Report

Quoted By: >>549539

>>549310
Straight from facebooks/9gags edgy meme part

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2015 19:01:00 No.549496 Report

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>>548860
This

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Anonymous Tue 07 Jul 2015 20:43:25 No.549539 Report

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>>549347
Actually, it is true. Happened at fish lake. About 8 miles up sinlahekan road from conconully washington. We met them when my buddy was bringing me shit tickets because the kaybo was out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2015 04:51:39 No.549770 Report

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>>548779
That's some Supreme writing right there.

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