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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 15:32:26 No.551606 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>551612 >>551620 >>551621 >>551667 >>551805 >>551908 >>551929

HI. IM FROM ITALY
IM TRYING TO GET A RELATIONSHIP WITH A GIRL. ITS MY FRIEND.
I WANT TO GO HIKKING WITH HER AND 2 MORE FRIENDS. 1 MAN AND HER GILRFRIEND.
HELP ME TO SURPRISE HER.
ANY TIP? SHE IS HOT.
IM THINK TO BUY A MORA AND GIVE HER FOR A PRESENT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 15:41:37 No.551612 Report

Quoted By: >>551650 >>551651

>>551606
>Hiking in thong
Dropped

Really nigger? A mora? Why are you being such a pussy? Just ask dammit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 15:58:11 No.551620 Report

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>>551606
good thread for /adv/
rule #1 be yourself
rule #2 be confident

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 16:04:58 No.551621 Report

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>>551606

alfredo?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 16:06:09 No.551622 Report

Quoted By: >>551635 >>551660 >>551668

do people actually take carbon blades /out/ with them?

not just mora's but any carbon blade made by anyone.. it seems immensely retarded to carry a shitty piece of steel which will instantly rust on just about everything you can possibly imagine doing. it will even rust while sitting there doing nothing if you dont keep it under special snowflake preservation conditions

literally, the only remote use i can see for a carbon blade is out in the most barren desert, and im not even sure that will work

carbon is not even that much greater than stainless steel, sure carbon holds a SLIGHTLY better edge, but its not even worth dealing with such a bitch knife
carbon is fucking cheap

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 16:06:59 No.551623 Report

Quoted By: >>551630

Not sure if serious, but...

Don't give presents to chicks that aren't your gf (yet). Unless it's their birthday and you're invited.

Presents = Insta-Friendzone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 16:31:39 No.551630 Report

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>>551623
listen to this man knows. he knows. seriously dont just start giving gifts for no reason like you're giving sacrifices to the gods or something.
basically treat women well, let her know you're interested, play with her, get her interested in you and get her turned on, but dont fall all over yourself kissing their asses with gifts and compliments

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 16:45:36 No.551633 Report

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Who the hell hikes In a thong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 16:49:35 No.551635 Report

Quoted By: >>551669

>>551622
not everyone lives in a rainforest, all i have to do is wipe my blade off after I get done using it and mine never rusts. if you're really worried just force a patina on it or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 17:50:33 No.551650 Report

Quoted By: >>551721 >>551737

>>551612
>>Hiking in thong
>Dropped
Imma be the dumb idiot then - why is that a problem?
I mean, I'm a dude, I don't know a whole lot about wearing thongs, what can possibly go wrong? Does it chafe or anything?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 17:52:53 No.551651 Report

Quoted By: >>551888

>>551612
Thongs are the original outdoor garment, prehistoric humans used to wear them all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 18:11:01 No.551660 Report

Quoted By: >>551665

>>551622
that's why I bought the orange stainless mora. it cost less too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 18:19:31 No.551665 Report

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>>551660

you're such a fucking nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 18:23:41 No.551667 Report

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>>551606
>HI. IM FROM ITALY
I'm sorry, really can't help you there.
>IM TRYING TO GET A RELATIONSHIP WITH A GIRL. ITS MY FRIEND.
"ITS MY FRIEND". You sir are in a zone, the Friend Zone. Few return from that place and fewer still ever have any serious relationship with said friend.
>I WANT TO GO HIKKING WITH HER AND 2 MORE FRIENDS. 1 MAN AND HER GILRFRIEND.
That man will surely develop a lasting intimate relationship with the woman that has friend zoned you
>HELP ME TO SURPRISE HER.
Surprise her? Tell her you are gay.
>ANY TIP? SHE IS HOT.
Tell her again.
>IM THINK TO BUY A MORA AND GIVE HER FOR A PRESENT
Think of a better troll thread and give /b a call

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 18:24:00 No.551668 Report

Quoted By: >>551894

>>551622

I have the mora in your picture, carbon blade. As long as you aren't a retard, upkeep is simple. Force a patina when you first get it and put some oil on it occasionally. As you use it a natural, more permanent patina will begin to replace the forced one. I've used my knife in the rain and pretty constant humidity (I live in the southeastern U.S.) and I never have problems. Just dry it off if it gets wet, then put oil on later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 18:27:21 No.551669 Report

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>>551635

carbon based defense force

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 18:35:11 No.551672 Report

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It looks like she is pooping out a cankle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 19:07:18 No.551688 Report

Quoted By: >>551763

Why are her legs so fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 19:44:02 No.551698 Report

Quoted By: >>551701

Why go over the rocks when there's clearly a path to the right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 19:54:00 No.551701 Report

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>>551698
But then who would look at her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 20:36:09 No.551718 Report

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PORCO DIO FAI RIDE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 20:42:46 No.551721 Report

Quoted By: >>551727 >>551820 >>551895

>>551650
Thongs are trashy and unattractive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 20:50:44 No.551727 Report

Quoted By: >>551791 >>551895

>>551721
my penis says otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 21:16:23 No.551737 Report

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>>551650
Sweating, thin line of fabric from ass to vagina, infections.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 22:07:39 No.551763 Report

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>>551688
>Why are her legs so fat
>her
Because,... well, I'm afraid I have some bad news anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 22:58:17 No.551791 Report

Quoted By: >>551824

>>551727
Your penis is probably trashy as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 23:18:48 No.551805 Report

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>>551606
gonna need to see more of that ass OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2015 23:50:26 No.551820 Report

Quoted By: >>551825 >>551895

>>551721
lol ok faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jul 2015 00:01:42 No.551823 Report

Quoted By: >>551836 >>551896 >>551908

HI IM THE OP!
IM NOT IN THE FRIENDLY ZONE
WELL WE ARE FRIENDS FOR 4 YEARS BUT ONLY IN THE UNIVERSTY. WE TALK SOMETIMES. AND GO WITH MORE FRIENDS TO CINE OR PARTY BUT NEVER HAVE ANI HUGS OR KISS OR NOTHING.
SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND BUT 6 MONTH AGO THEY BROKEN.
SHE DONT HAVE A KNIFE. I ASKED. I TELL HER THAT I HAVE SOME KNIFE FOR HER.
BUT I WANT TO BUY ONE NEW AND GIVE HER FOR A PRESENT.
I WANT THAT SHE KNOW THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR ME.
I THINK IN THIS PINK MORA IN CARBON. IN A GUNSTORE NEAR OF MY HOUSE. VERY CHEAP.
SHE IS VERY FEMENINE. IM REALLY SURE THAT SHE WANT IT
WE ARE GONNA BE 3 DAYS AND 2 NIGHT OUT
THE COUPLE HAVE A DOUBLE TENT
I HAVE A SINGLE TENT
AND MY FRIEND IS CALLED Sofia A SINGLE TENT.
I LOVE SOFIA! SHE IS SO LOVELY.
HELP ME PLEASE.
IM LOOKING FOR VIDEOS OF BUSHCRAFT
IM TRIYING TO MAKE FIRE WITH WOOD.
AND LEARN SOFIA TO DO IT.
IM VERY NERVOUS.
I NEED SOME GIRLFRIEND FOR THE SUMMER.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jul 2015 00:01:58 No.551824 Report

Quoted By: >>551825

>>551791
ask your mom, she'd know

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jul 2015 00:10:19 No.551825 Report

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>>551820
>>551824
and you guys wonder why none of the girls you meet are into /out/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jul 2015 00:11:20 No.551826 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jul 2015 00:25:11 No.551836 Report

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>>551823
>For the summer
You manwhore.

But seriously, couldn't you just go on youtube instead of being this autistic?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jul 2015 00:59:28 No.551843 Report

Quoted By: >>551890 >>551908

OP HERE
IN ITALY SUMMER IS THE SEASON OF LOVE
ALL THE PEOPLE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
I MUST GET ONE AND GET ONE KISS OF HER
IM THINKING ABOUT TO GIVE HER A CANTEEN AND BANDANA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jul 2015 02:13:27 No.551888 Report

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>>551651
I think you're thinking of loin cloths. Iirc, they were originally worn over the ass to provide a bit of protection when sitting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jul 2015 02:18:06 No.551889 Report

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Yes. Make her para cord ranger beads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jul 2015 02:18:29 No.551890 Report

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>>551843
OP if you're Italian all this stuff should come naturally

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jul 2015 02:36:01 No.551894 Report

Quoted By:

>>551668
Force a patina?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jul 2015 02:36:24 No.551895 Report

Quoted By:

>>551721
i agree
>>551820
>>551727
dont be a trashy hamburger american, patricians here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jul 2015 02:38:46 No.551896 Report

Quoted By: >>551910

>>551823
Aren't you pasta niggers good at romance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jul 2015 03:03:35 No.551908 Report

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>>551823
>>551606
>>551843
STOP FUCKING YELLING

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Jul 2015 03:09:35 No.551910 Report

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>>551896
NIGGERS? WHO? WE? THE REAL EUROPE PEOPLE?
WE ARE LEGION. BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR WORDS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jul 2015 03:53:47 No.551926 Report

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Thongs are degenerate and disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Jul 2015 04:03:12 No.551929 Report

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>>551606

Fuck off go in the woods and jerk off by yourself, nigger.

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