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Man. I have a couple. Biggest shit storms were in boy scouts.
Day 4 in a scout camp. We were finishing up the Wilderness Survival badge you have to go out into the wild, build a shelter, cook a meal, and survive the night. The shelter my group build was a lean to that only had one opening. I wasn't feeling well so I went to bed earlier than everyone else. I got into my 0 degree rated sleeping bag in a low 60's night.
Wake up in the middle of the night. Dark as fuck. I am burning up and I need to pee so bad. I feel like total crap. I look and I am the dude farthest in this lean too and I am going to have to crawl over 6 guys to go out. After this epic climb out, I go to stand up, and I swear to god I can't stand up. My legs aren't working. I cannot physically get up. I crawl to the closest tree and shimmy myself up. I and have the greatest pee in my life. This bullshit lasted at least 90 seconds. Get done, fall over, and crawl back to my sleeping bag.
Back in my bag and I have the spins real bad. Getting ready to fall asleep, I can feel it overtaking my brain, when I hear it. "Ewww...". I hear some dude get up and shake his bag and trying to figure out what happened to him.
Me now wide awake, I am praying to what ever god that will listen. I did not pee on this kid. I know I did, I just don't want to believe it.
Then there is the time I passed out with Hypothermia...
