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Anonymous Sat 01 Aug 2015 19:01:29 No.564447 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>564451 >>564455 >>564487 >>564621 >>564918 >>565252 >>565254 >>565767 >>569855 >>571814 >>576521 >>583394

>be woman on deserted island
>have headlamp with batteries
>tries to make fire with sticks
Why didn't they just short the batteries to create heat and light some leaves?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Aug 2015 19:04:32 No.564451 Report

Quoted By: >>589240

>>564447
>Why didn't they just short the batteries to create heat and light some leaves?
Because they are women

TheArborist !!6EWSCPNzHJp

TheArborist !!6EWSCPNzHJp Sat 01 Aug 2015 19:16:46 No.564455 Report

Quoted By: >>564475 >>564589

>>564447

Do we honestly need another thread about how bad women are? I don;t know if I can deal with this amount of outrage you boys are manufacturing it at.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Aug 2015 19:41:15 No.564475 Report

Quoted By:

>>564455
at least it keeps them indoors

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Aug 2015 19:59:46 No.564487 Report

Quoted By: >>564489 >>564520

>>564447
Maybe because a head lamp with a good battery is preferred to a one time fire start and a useless head lamp?

Maybe because a true fire skill is better than a neet fire trick?

Need I go on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Aug 2015 20:00:54 No.564489 Report

Quoted By: >>564501 >>571795

>>564487
Got anything that isn't bullshit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Aug 2015 20:11:44 No.564501 Report

Quoted By: >>564507

>>564489
how about it wasn't in the script?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Aug 2015 20:20:41 No.564507 Report

Quoted By:

>>564501
>women aren't clever enough to ad-lib

It's believable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Aug 2015 20:57:02 No.564520 Report

Quoted By:

>>564487
Well they spent 5 days!! trying to light a fire with sticks

Dræfend

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Dræfend Sat 01 Aug 2015 22:41:06 No.564589 Report

Quoted By: >>564891 >>583389

>>564455
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Aug 2015 23:19:51 No.564620 Report

Quoted By: >>565725 >>587819

Daily reminder once human cloning is perfected, females will become obsolete.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 01 Aug 2015 23:23:18 No.564621 Report

Quoted By:

>>564447
I'm bothered by how little you know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 00:05:17 No.564661 Report

Quoted By: >>564669

Batteries were needed for the vibrators.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 00:09:14 No.564667 Report

Quoted By: >>564912 >>565044 >>567455

Daily reminder that men need time alone in the woods to reenact broke back mountain love before returning to their misogynistic ways in the real world.
This shit gets old, I ain't even a feminist.
I would like more women in the woods. I need someone to gut the fish while I start the fire.
They are also more comfy as they come with camping pillows included

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 00:12:17 No.564669 Report

Quoted By: >>564703

>>564661
Vib up your ass, cuck.

Females are so important, you drag them to cave.

The rest of you, watch TV to find your reality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 01:11:08 No.564703 Report

Quoted By: >>566962

>>564669
You need to incubate longer in /b/ before you're ready for the grown-up boards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 07:33:02 No.564886 Report

Quoted By: >>564907

Can you all just fuck off back to seventh grade already?

TheArborist !!6EWSCPNzHJp

TheArborist !!6EWSCPNzHJp Sun 02 Aug 2015 07:39:05 No.564891 Report

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>>564589

Go back to your hill fort Dræfriend, you've had too much mead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 08:33:40 No.564907 Report

Quoted By: >>564909

>>564886
can u gag on a cock?

TheArborist !!6EWSCPNzHJp

TheArborist !!6EWSCPNzHJp Sun 02 Aug 2015 08:39:06 No.564909 Report

Quoted By:

>>564907

>buttmad at women because none of them want to gag on his

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 09:05:00 No.564912 Report

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>>564667
>tips fedora

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 09:08:31 No.564913 Report

Quoted By: >>564915 >>570954

>all this people getting buttmad

I'm starting to think this sjw shit is real,
we're making jokes about a bunch of incompetent that were put in an /out/ situation, what is it to you?
are you getting so flustered because they were women?

To me it would have been just as funny if they were men.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 09:22:39 No.564915 Report

Quoted By: >>571799 >>586697

>>564913
>>>/lgbt/
women are simply worse at survival situations where there are no men around to do the heavy and dirty work. You think cave women were hunting? they foraged for food at most. It's not even that women are generally less competent than men, more importantly it's that our species has had eons of natural selection that have best suited women for tasks that don't require lots of physical strength or constitution. you think a gender studies class unravels millions of years of biological underpinnings?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 09:24:15 No.564916 Report

Quoted By:

a good deal of these posts should
>>>/lgbt/
women are simply worse at survival situations where there are no men around to do the heavy and dirty work. You think cave women were hunting? they foraged for food at most. It's not even that women are generally less competent than men, more importantly it's that our species has had eons of natural selection that have best suited women for tasks that don't require lots of physical strength or constitution. you think a gender studies class unravels millions of years of biological underpinnings?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 09:50:02 No.564918 Report

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>>564447
You need to make a full loop so intensity can find its way. With metallic wires, you can do that. It would fuck the batteries and the sparkles would deliver close to no energy, so it is probably a bad idea, but it could work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 09:52:39 No.564919 Report

Quoted By: >>564926 >>564940 >>578683 >>586699

>Modern
Women are more shit tier.
Because society literally trains them to be shit. Because that is what we find attractive.
Walking around in high heels and painting your face every morning for 30 minutes is what this image driven society wants these women to do.
No its not because genetics. If you believe that you should consider suicide or at least make yourself impotent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 10:08:34 No.564926 Report

Quoted By: >>564931

>>564919
this.

It sucks man. I don't really respect people who cant look after themselves. All women I've been with are like overgrown children. I feel like i take on a father type role in relationships because their so useless.

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Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 10:16:17 No.564928 Report

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ISLAND QT!!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 10:19:31 No.564931 Report

Quoted By: >>565032

>>564926
Maybe you should go to the countryside?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 10:52:00 No.564940 Report

Quoted By:

>>564919
that's just the status quo for cuck level city slickers. they deserve it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 11:35:39 No.564952 Report

Quoted By: >>564955

Who giveining no fucks??! so many sandwich girl can cook on fire anyway. No matters how girl can get fire!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 11:39:51 No.564955 Report

Quoted By:

>>564952
But they could not get fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 11:41:57 No.564957 Report

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Haha how stupid your brain...whos the fuck needing afire to cook sandwich

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 15:55:48 No.565032 Report

Quoted By:

>>564931
Country girls are no better if you're looking to escape patriarchal Christian gender roles though at least they ride horses. Go to a northeastern or west coast city.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 16:25:21 No.565044 Report

Quoted By:

>>564667
>but anon, I don't want to touch the fish it's stinky
>what about worms and parasite anon?
>gutting it? What I just tell you about it stinks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 21:12:08 No.565252 Report

Quoted By: >>567481 >>578681

>>564447
>Why didn't they just short the batteries to create heat and light some leaves?

Try this with AA or AAAs. Report results.

I'll save you the trouble...there's not even close to enough voltage. AAs are 1.5 volts. It would be hard eve with a 9 volt unless you had steel wool. Plain wires are too thick, conduct current too easily and won't heat up with low voltage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 21:15:57 No.565254 Report

Quoted By: >>565313 >>566914

>>564447

>Shorting out your light source for a fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2015 22:16:13 No.565313 Report

Quoted By:

>>565254
What do you expect from a redneck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Aug 2015 15:26:29 No.565725 Report

Quoted By: >>567441 >>577183

>>564620
>Daily reminder once human cloning is perfected, males will become obsolete.
you still need a womb

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Aug 2015 15:43:10 No.565734 Report

Quoted By:

Honestly, I've gone camping with quite a few of my male friends who proved to be less than useless in /out/ situations. Many people, both male and female, don't have any /out/ knowledge or skills in this day and age.

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Anonymous Mon 03 Aug 2015 17:25:34 No.565767 Report

Quoted By:

>>564447
>Why didn't they just short the batteries to create heat and light some leaves?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2015 03:50:04 No.566914 Report

Quoted By: >>570979

>>565254

Battery for light source = perishable

Fire for light source = replenishable and multi purpose

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Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2015 06:02:28 No.566962 Report

Quoted By:

>>564703
I'm glad someone said it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2015 00:08:58 No.567441 Report

Quoted By:

>>565725
Bitch didnt you see the nigga that put a womb in his stomach

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2015 00:29:45 No.567455 Report

Quoted By: >>569457 >>578686

>>564667

>guts fish
>doesn't fillet them

stay pleb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2015 01:26:27 No.567481 Report

Quoted By:

>>565252
this thread isnt about outdoor stuff. its about saying women are dumb lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Aug 2015 11:55:54 No.569457 Report

Quoted By: >>573747

>>567455
Can't you fillet after gutting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2015 02:52:24 No.569855 Report

Quoted By: >>570405

>>564447
You need at least 12V, cuz.

Could wire 8 AA's in series I guess.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2015 23:07:08 No.570340 Report

Quoted By: >>570399 >>570958 >>571014 >>571835

guise im feeling very attacked and unappreciated

https://youtu.be/ZvOTEgdGykM

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Aug 2015 00:26:45 No.570399 Report

Quoted By:

>>570340
She was on another one too. She got paired up with a fat guy and kept complaining how he smelled like shit and was lazy. She ended up passing out from a heat stroke and getting sent home. He literally sat in a hole he dug for 21 days and made it. Funniest shit I'd ever watched.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Aug 2015 00:32:32 No.570405 Report

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>>569855
The voltage in the video camera batteries is probably at least 12V if not higher. The producers would likely shit a brick if they tried using them that way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Aug 2015 19:06:56 No.570832 Report

Quoted By: >>582760

i dont give a fuck what you niggers say. I'd want my GF out there with me so i can at least fuck her every here and there making my survival situation much better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Aug 2015 23:10:50 No.570954 Report

Quoted By:

>>564913
For me it's more that these threads are shit

Women suck at survival stuff, I know it, you know it, everyone but the most deluded of SJWs knows it.

Do we really need a thread dedicated to putting down the weaker gender constantly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Aug 2015 23:15:08 No.570958 Report

Quoted By:

>>570340
Any other period of time they would have just given that woman a smack round the back of the head and she'd have shut right up

What a fucking child

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Aug 2015 23:49:17 No.570979 Report

Quoted By:

>>566914
>Fire for light source = replenishable and multi purpose
>gets it from a fucking battery
genius

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Aug 2015 01:02:41 No.571014 Report

Quoted By:

>>570340

This is considered adult behavior in women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2015 04:05:27 No.571795 Report

Quoted By:

>>564489
How is a wanting a working head lamp bullshit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2015 04:09:45 No.571799 Report

Quoted By: >>573453

>>564915
When there's women in the outdoors who are actually getting shit done and your sitting in your basement getting assmad on a nippon image board, your theory kinda falls apart

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2015 04:42:08 No.571812 Report

Quoted By: >>573435

One of them even had huge glasses too. 5 days? lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2015 04:47:19 No.571814 Report

Quoted By:

>>564447
>Why didn't they just short the batteries to create heat and light some leaves?
Because that's not how "reality" TV works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2015 05:42:29 No.571835 Report

Quoted By: >>571843 >>584869

>>570340
>have a reality show where point is that their naked
>have it censored

I'll never understand americans

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2015 05:51:12 No.571843 Report

Quoted By:

>>571835
THE KIDS MAN
IT'S FOR THE KIDS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Aug 2015 19:49:17 No.572115 Report

Quoted By:

This thread, ladies and gentleman, is a good peak into the future of the intellect and thought process of the human race.. what difference does out make? It wont exist.. just the type of intellect in this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2015 21:20:47 No.573435 Report

Quoted By:

>>571812

Really? And no one thought to use them?

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2015 21:48:55 No.573453 Report

Quoted By:

>>571799
reddit pls go

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Aug 2015 08:47:35 No.573747 Report

Quoted By: >>575116

>>569457
There is no point in gutting if you are filleting because the guts stay inside the rib cage anyway and you throw the carcass out. Its like asking why dont you take the bark off of sticks before starting a fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Aug 2015 14:32:40 No.575116 Report

Quoted By:

>>573747
Oh that makes sense, I really don't like fish and it's been years since I ate a whole fish

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2015 23:11:52 No.576521 Report

Quoted By:

>>564447
So how long did it take them to make fire?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Aug 2015 06:16:30 No.577183 Report

Quoted By: >>578622

>>565725
I don't think perfected human cloning relies on a womb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 12:58:26 No.578622 Report

Quoted By:

>>577183
It would be some sort of incubation chamber

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 15:48:09 No.578681 Report

Quoted By:

>>565252
I was thinking the same thing... I've done the steel wool thing with a 9 volt, wasn't sure about AAs. More voltage difference, more heat, makes sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 15:49:10 No.578683 Report

Quoted By: >>578687

>>564919
Chivalry is dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 15:51:54 No.578686 Report

Quoted By: >>580098

>>567455
On an uninhabited t island I'd eat the whole damn fish.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2015 15:54:09 No.578687 Report

Quoted By: >>581266

>>578683
Chivalry's been dead since Friday, Oct 25, 1415

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2015 11:47:56 No.580098 Report

Quoted By:

>>578686
Fish scales have minerals that would be hard to get elsewhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2015 11:44:58 No.581266 Report

Quoted By:

>>578687
Chivalry never actually existed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Aug 2015 14:01:44 No.582760 Report

Quoted By:

>>570832
Just another mouth to feed m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2015 03:27:17 No.583389 Report

Quoted By:

>>564589

What kind of jacket is this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2015 03:52:51 No.583394 Report

Quoted By:

>>564447

How do you do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2015 12:09:05 No.584869 Report

Quoted By:

>>571835
It really defeats the purpose of the show for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2015 21:34:53 No.585074 Report

Quoted By: >>586543 >>589043

Why the fuck would you short the battery

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2015 07:56:58 No.586543 Report

Quoted By:

>>585074
Why wouldn't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2015 16:18:44 No.586697 Report

Quoted By: >>587731 >>587839

>>564915
actually cave women did hunt.
do some fucking research before you talk out your ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Sep 2015 16:19:52 No.586699 Report

Quoted By:

>>564919
this. not to mention that your average modern city boy is completely useless too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Sep 2015 11:13:54 No.587731 Report

Quoted By: >>589224

>>586697
Berries, the most dangerous game

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Sep 2015 16:25:05 No.587819 Report

Quoted By:

>>564620
what bout muh genetic variation

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Sep 2015 17:35:50 No.587839 Report

Quoted By: >>589224

>>586697
I suppose the ugly ones had to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Sep 2015 11:41:46 No.589043 Report

Quoted By:

>>585074
Fire is very important and much more useful than a head lamp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Sep 2015 11:46:17 No.589046 Report

Quoted By:

>be sane person
>watch survival shows

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Sep 2015 20:13:14 No.589224 Report

Quoted By: >>590812

>>587731
>>587839
A U T I S M I N I T ' S P U R E S T F O R M

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Sep 2015 20:42:23 No.589240 Report

Quoted By:

>>564451
>>>/pol/

Anonymous

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Quoted By:

>>589224
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