>>570781You don't need to say a word. I've tried this method personally many times and it has never failed me. Whilst this method works in most locations, I have found that it is most effective in crowded, indoor locations such as a shopping mall or house party.
Stand about 5 meters away from your prospective mate. Wait in this location until the person you are trying to court makes unsolicited eye contact with you. Once this happens, slowly draw your high-end handforged Swedish axe (nothing less than Gransfors or Wetterlings will suffice) from your 65L pack. It is crucial that you do not break eye contact while doing this. It may be difficult at first but after a while it should become one fluid motion. Slowly begin to shave all of the hair from the lower sections of your leg with your freshly honed, razor sharp edge. Make sure that you do not look down at what you are doing as this would cause a break in eye contact and would require you to restart the entire process. After one of your legs is bare from the knee to the ankle, slowly stand and walk carefully towards your soon-to-be qt gf. Once you are about a meter or so away, extend your arm in their direction (not the arm that is holding the axe, this will cause them to panic and you will be required to restart the process). If the process was done correctly, they will promptly lock arms with you. As soon as this happens, walk in the direction which is most convenient to you and they will follow, still in awe of the seemingly infallible manliness of their new mate.
That's all there is to it.
