I have a challenge for you /out/.

Simple Simon decided that he was going to go camping, but he is simple and messed up a couple things. Your job is to keep him alive for 2 nights so he can leave on the third day.

The season is winter. Snow is visible under the shade of evergreen trees, but in the open sunlight the ground is only cold. The first night will be clear and cloudless. The second night will have a heavy wintry rain.

Simple Simon brought the following items with him for this journey.

-plaid shirt, cotton wife beater underneath, jeans, boxers, thigh-high cotton socks, boots, a heavy jacket
-an air mattress (since he was told not to sleep directly on the ground)
-a sleeping bag
-a hammock
-small knife that has a point but is dull along the edge
-can opener
-small pot
-2 cans of Bush's Baked Beans
-1 pack of banana pudding cups
-small water bottle
-Bic lighter
-6'x6' tarp to make a tent

Simon also left his cell phone locked in his car, along with his keys, but that's another adventure.


Can you keep our friend alive?

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