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Anyone been spooked while /out/?>Be solo backpacking >first night, start in small town, hike up semi-popular trail up to lake in mountains >steep hike, but pretty short. Weather's great, passing other hikers, having fun >not allowed to camp at lake (town water supply.) >fuck that, I wanna camp near a water source so I can stay topped off for the first 2 days >get to lake, go to far side, find spot to hang hammock >about 100 feet away from shore, through trees, well hidden >set everything up under camouflage tarp >night falls, no more hikers or fishers at lake >completely hidden in the darkness under camouflage tarp >hear a loud group hiking up to shore near me, sounds like annoying dudebros >oh well, they can't see me, hopefully they'll stay quiet and I'll get some sleep >get woken up around midnight by extremely loud "EEEE! EEEEE!" coming from a nearby tree every 10 seconds >FUCKING BIRD SHUT UP I NEED TO SLEEP >dudebros make "whoop!" noises at the bird every time it screeches, laughing loudly >guess they're nightfishing and drinking beers >try and get comfortable, rustling tarp in the process >see flashlights snap up towards me at the noise >they can't see anything (still under camo tarp), but I can tell they're getting creeped out >hear some nervous whispers, go back to sleep >eventually bird starts again >find large branch, toss it out from under tent at the tree to try and scare it away >crashes loudly through the brush >dudebros getting freaked out >some start walking around trying to find the source of the spoopy noises >please don't fucking find me, I just want to sleep, this is gonna be awkward >they've stopped laughing and are snapping their flashlights up at every noises >can hear them debating about what to do, who should go check it out, etc. >bird still won't shut the fuck up >fuck it, it's go time
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>>584167 Now keep in mind, the moon is full, I'm extremely pale, and almost naked.
>grab large branch >get up, walk over to tree, and fucking slam it hard on the tree to scare the damn bird away >dudebros just hear "rustle rustle, THHUUUNK!" >dead fucking silent >they can finally see my pale, semi-human looking, hunched over form in the treeline, staring at them >remain motionless >dart down under tarp after a few seconds >they immediately start scrambling around grabbing their shit and book it the fuck outta there This is how I imagine the dudebros' night went
>head up to lake for some brewskis with the bros at midnight >hear freaky fuckin' noises in the woods >won't stop, getting creeped out >hear loud crash and thunk >see a fucking skinwalker standing in the treeline staring at us >nope the fuck outta there I think I was the subject of some guy's future "totally happened to me guys" creepypasta.
Anyone else have any interesting /out/ stories? Ever been scared in the woods, or scared someone else?
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Pretty sure i've been stalked by a mountain lion.
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>>584167 >urban exploring >old factory >went in through a hole in a wall >nice old halls and rusty stuff >other half of the factory is covered in weird fog >hear weird noises out of it >going into sam fisher mode >sneaking around it >nothing visible >going on with exploring the upper floors >noises again >weird fog spreading into my half of the bulding >fuckthisshit.jpg >going back to exit >hear weird noise again >turn around >mfw theres a fucking fire fighter with a water hose >jump out of the building >go around it on the street, acting like i totally wasnt inside a second before >mfw theres a dozen firefighter cars at the main entrance >the fucking building was on fire all the time Anonymous
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>>584217 You're lucky you didn't get picked up on suspicion of arson or trespassing at the least.
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>>584182 me too. I was stalked by something at night. I posted the story a while back.
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>>584167 >Be me, camping with friends >Take a poop >There's a blue flake in my poop >Hadn't eaten anything blue >Spooked Anonymous
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> night > walking in the woods > hear noise > get scared > walk back to car
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There's this farrow field on the hill behind my property. I camp-out in my woods near this field and one night from my camp I'm almost positive I saw aliums roaming around the tall grass. It's really thick brush between the forest and the actual open field so I crept around tryin to get a good look. It was like midnight, too. Just lots of weird lights and movement. When I heard them creeping through the brush toward me I retreated back to the campsite and just drank until I wasn't scared anymore
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>>584167 Lucky you weren't shot.
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>>584168 5/5 bretty fucking good
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Today I couldn' go /out/ because I was working
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Not mine but I really like this one:>july last year >live in estes park, colorado >literally hipster-central >we all get really sick of tourists who come camping during this time of year and clog up our streets >one of our friends manages to find time to get away and go into the woods non-natives couldn't find >she's a "photographer" (read: instagram) but still has an old kodak camera >decides she's going to spend the night up in the Rockies and take great photos tourists can't get >comes back the next day with four goddamn rolls of film of nature >gets them developed so she can show us the same goddamn trees from eight different goddamn angles >get really bored going through these photos she's showing us (I hate nature) >start speed-viewing, flipping all of the developed photos with my thumb >finish, blink, realizing something's off >go back slowly >"how'd you get the camera to take pictures of you?" >"I didn't?" >four pictures are of her asleep in her tent with a flashlight on her body at night
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>>584675 It was a calculated risk. The reward was worth the danger.
It was also outside a very gun-shy town. Almost everyone I passed was completely friendly, except for the couple seconds after they saw my handgun, when they were obviously scared/uncomfortable.
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I got one.>be me >be on canoe trip with friend who hasn't camped in the area before >let's call him Joe >notice that on every single lake we visit has a single bird in it >name it Jimmy >get to largest lake so far >see moose and dog tracks in the mud >notice tons of dead minnows in lake, but we haven't seen a single living fish yet >no fish for dinner tonight >establish campsite >explore an island and the shoreline >clouds start rolling in >whatever >leave canoe near lake to do a short hike >get back >look at lake >fug >where are we >Jimmy, our guardian duck, left us, and now we can tell the weather is getting worse >get in canoe and start towards the middle of the lake >Joe says he remembers seeing a white rock on the shore near our camp. >find rock, start paddling >start to hear shreiking >very loud, obviously not human >the wind hits us, we assume that is where the sounds came from >now the waves start, threatening to dump us into the cold water, and the wind blows in our faces as we struggle towards the rock >we make very little progress until the wind dies down, when it does we notice there are about five identical rocks all over the shoreline >look for our other landmarks, ones that seemed unique, like tufts of grass close to shore. There are several copies of everything we remembered seeing >wind starts blowing, and now the shrieks are piercing our ears again, but much louder >the lake has an abnormal shape, it looked like a maze, so we keep the shore to our left and eventually find the campsite >we start building our shelter >as we put the moss on the roof, we hear a series of howls >we look at each other >that was nearby >Joe says something along the lines of "the only animal im scared of is a wolf" >keep hearing it from just on the other side of the lake >start to regret bringing bear spray instead of a 44, they are getting closer >wolf howls stop for a while >go to the lake for water
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>>584186 >be me, out riding the motorcycle >stop at a big rock that overlooks the valley, neat spot to take pics >About 10 miles from the main road, about 6 from the nearest campsite >Park moto, drop pack, unload and setup camera gear >Shoot for a while... 30-60sec exposures, so a lot of standing around waiting for the shutter to click >literally nobody for miles >hear twigs/leaves rustling about 200ft away >flashlight out, scan around... nothing >searching around me, nothing >check area I heard sound from, again, nothing >back to camera >take a few more shots >hear branches again >flashlight, look again, nothing >yeah nope nope nope >stash camera in bag, bag in pack, strap tripod to pack, throw on helmet/gloves and head out >Even with the headlight from my bike in the area I heard the noise, never saw anything. Anonymous
>>584786 >watch Jimmy the bird leave us >for the entire trip Jimmy had been an indicator of our luck >every time he left, without fail, something bad would happen >and he just left us >finish filtering water and head back to site >we are a ways away from the lake collecting dead wood for a fire >we hear the howls again, they couldn't have been more than a quarter of a mile away >nope the fuck back to the campsite and start the fire that will keep us warm at night >try to go to sleep while listening to nearby wolf howls >have bearspray close by >go to sleep, but wake up when it starts to rain >to my surprise, our crappy shelter was rainproof >start trying to sleep again >hear something come out of the water near the campsite >it is huge, definitely not a wolf >I am either 20 feet away from a curious thousand pound bear or a moose who thinks our shelter looks tasty Pic related
>hear it walking around >the thoughts go through my head >those tracks near the moose tracks weren't dog tracks >it was 11:00 at night and dusk was just about to come, prime time for bear scavenging >a jogger was recently mauled in the same area >we are dozens of miles away from the closest town >I stayed frozen in fear with bearspray in my reach until I was sure it had gone away >next morning, decide not to tell joe about it. I wake up to him tending the fire >he mentions the thing waking around camp On the way out we saw moose tracks heading out of the lake, but you could only see them in the lake where the rain hadn't washed them away. We both decided to leave the lake asap, and saw even more dead minnows as we left our campsite.
Later I find out that the biggest wolves ever recorded were found in the same area. Guess where I'm going wolf hunting next April.
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> be 17 > go hunting with a friend > get in woods extra early just because > sit by tree and wait for enough light to get tree stand set up to climb > damn I'm tired > just going to rest my eyes > fucking all hell breaks lose > deafening sound and hot breath on my neck > scream like I'm about to die and nope right up the tree > hang on for dear life > I don't want to die!! > hear crashing through woods and look to see deer running scared > mfw I was awoken by a young doe snorting down the back of my neck
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>>584793 You nearly got deer pussy and fucked it up.
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>>584793 I think I literally would have shit my pants.
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After lurking the spooky /k/ and /x/ skinwalker threads a couple years ago, my stomach dropped at the realization that I actually had my own encounter. Never even posted about it since I still go backpacking in supposed skinwalker territories. That and because most are going to call it fake anyway since it's so similar to the rest of them. I tell it when I'm hitch hiking though.
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>>584826 They're all fake.
Just tell it anyways.
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>>584826 Post it. Pretty please?
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>on call for work >get woken up at midnight cuz problems >drive 1.5 hours away to where problem is >in the middle of arizona desert. >closest house is 5 miles away >start working to fix problem >rustling in the bushes 10 feet from me >freak out and run back to work truck >tired as fuck and dont want be here all night, still need to fix problem >decide to get largest screw driver i had and spent the rest of the night with that clutched in my hand
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>>584167 >Camping in bumblefuck nowhere >Heavily wooded conifer forest >Nighttime >Sitting by fire >Have uneasy feeling of being watched >Been camping by myself many a times so thats not it >Hear heavy rustling in a patch of small pine trees >Shine light in direction >Trees are gently swaying side to side >Not just one, multiples >Not just the bottoms, the whole damn tree >Frozen in place holding the light on the trees >Movement stops >Hear it slowly creeping away >Can tell by sound of steps it was not a small creature I'm convinced to this day that it was a squatch.
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>>585282 How would just the bottom of a tree sway
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>>584790 Do you call them in or just spot and stalk?
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>>584167 >camping in France; pic related >had a nice but uneventful day >asleep, sometime between 2 and 4 AM >woken up by the most horrific screaming noise right next to my tent >whaddafuckwozzat >bricking it in my tent, don't wanna move till I know what's nearby >hear the shuffling of large animals all around my tent >soft grunting >boar >I'm from the UK, no idea how to deal with boar. All I know is they can be very aggressive >words like "gouge", "maim", "gore" cross my mind >suddenly the horrendous squeal sounds again >all boar freak out, run away, ripping out my guy ropes >tent is shaking like fuck, I think one jumped over >wake up in the morning, rippings all around my tent Idk if it was a close call, don't know much about boar, but in the depths of the night it was terrifying.
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>>585520 >don't know how to deal with boar You shoot them, Anon.
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>>585520 99 times out of 100 they'll run from you if they have a clear path to get away.
On the other hand, if they were rooting all around your tent and you just happened to pop up right in the middle of them then one might've attacked as a defensive measure. I would've started yelling/making loud noises in the tent, they wouldn't know exactly what it was or where it came from and would likely have just run away.
I hunt them all the time here in TX at night with a semi-auto .308 and a 500 lumen tactical light. I just stalk around the woods/pastures in the dark and try to walk up on a herd, get within 20-30 yards, turn the light on, and try to drop a couple. I've only really been scared 2 times -- once I came upon a herd in waist tall grass, killed 3 (using all 3 bullets I had in the gun at the time...) and then just had to turn off the light and stand there motionless while about 12 young piggies and a couple of the remaining adult sows frantically ran about all around me for what seemed like forever before finally picking a direction and running off into the woods, the other time I shot and wounded a ~275lb boar on the run and foolishly followed him into some REALLY thick woods, I got within 10 feet of him twice without even knowing it (undergrowth was so thick I couldn't see anything and it was pitch black) before he would get up and go crashing through the woods again. That was really foolish, a mortally wounded pig is much more likely to attack than a non-wounded one
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>>585520 similar experience, they ran past me, about 30 feet away on a small path, screaming like the devil was behind them. couldn't sleep after that for a while.
second encounter was a bit more heavy, had to get my bag from where we sat down first, went to get it and heard a loud growl/snore, froze and walked slowly to "basecamp" where i build my leanto shelter.
they were quiet for a few minutes and then came back to check it out but when they got to close we shined our flashlights at them to scare them off.
the smell was terrible, the riek like sewer or something like that.
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>first year of uni which is out in a small village, ivory tower feeling >after class me and gf decides to walk a bit in the woods >having a good time >get lost because not giving a fuck about tourist signs >getting darker >these woods and mountains are the only place in my country where boars live > try to find our way to another village >hear rustling by the path >manmode activated im rhinking about kicking the first thing that comes out of the trees >rustling intensifies >small boar comig closer >gf lets out a freaking loud scream >boars get the spoops rustle away from us >finally end up in the next village
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>Summer 5 years ago >Get call from a few old friends >Childhood friends Kenny and Pablo want to hang out and catch up and we rekindled our friendship over exploring places together and being spooked >They love spooky things and we've always had each others backs especially when things go south this summer particularly we've spent a large portion of our time going into places at night, woods, parks, buildings etc >They talk about this place by us they want to explore an abandoned psych ward that is known to have done some fucked up shit before being closed down >Tons of stories around our area of it being haunted as well as having crackheads stow up in it. >okay >Promised night comes so I meet up with Kenny and suit up we joke about taking bats to deal with crackheads nothing dangerous as security guards watch over the entrances and we don't want to get shit >Head over to meet Pablo who is driving >Get to Pablos house and he's invited three people without telling us >fine >Pablos girlfriend Tina who we barely knew, and two of tinas friends Mike who is this short skinny kid who smells of weed and Tanner this 6'1" foot tall bearded man >They start shit talking about how ghosts are going to get Tina and about crackheads >Kenny saying he will just pick up a pipe and bash their heads >Pablo says as long as we stick together if we encounter crackheads it will be okay kenny thinks we should just beat the shit out of them and I think we should just gtfo >Decide to not bring any weapons due to security being raised recently >We pass the usual entrance most people use and Pablo says we're going around into the woods to get there >the usual entrance is at the front between a fence and down into an underground pass >The woods are north of a nature preserve >around 12am little before as we start our venture into the woods
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>>584684 >hate nature Why are you on /out/? That's not a snarky question, just curious.
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>>586257 >first part of the woods we're walking down just bullshitting the layout of our path was woods , stream , and a few long abandoned paths >Mike is making loud noises trying to scare us and pablo laughs and joins in bothering Tina >Tanner is freaking out about spider webs and says he's terrified of spiders despite being a big burly man so we go around a few ways making the trip longer than it would have been >We find a long path and we decide to take it for the better part of the way though during the whole walk down the path can't help but feeling uneasy about the woods that completely engulf the path >We get to this part where there is a road and it's some kind of industrial place has a bunch of security guards and lights >We sneak past and get to a clearing >The clearing is surrounded by trees but has sand and dirt in the center tire marks. We stay by the outskirts >Mike is still making retarded sounds and Pablo tells him to shut the fuck up >Pablo seems a bit on edge and keeps looking to the woods and telling us to be quiet >We get past the clearing and get into more dense woods probably around 1:30am now and venture south towards the a large fence that encloses an area that is completely surrounded with a locked gate past that towards the back is a shack really rundown with large vats and containers that are locked on 3 sides are woods the opposite facing side of us is the ward in the distance >Kenny looks at the shack which is off towards the south part near woods and climbs the face saying he wants to go check it out >Pablo sternly tells him not to and just to trust him and we should stick together >youapussybitch >kenny hops over while everyone stays back in our side of the woods and goes to the vats which are a a little bit away from the shack and then seems to struggle with them and heads towards the shack >Mike laughs and does a scream again >this time a blood curdling scream echoes back >its close Cont.
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>>586289 >kenny runs off and takes into the woods south far away from us and we all get down close to the ground away from the fence. >We try calling kenny and texting him but no response at this point mike tanner and tina are freaking out saying we've got to go >pablo and me are definitely uneasy but we're not leaving kenny >Tina begs for us to leave pablo tells her to shut the fuck up we're not leaving without kenny >a good 20 minutes past and I see something head towards the shack it's big and on all fours hunched over and skinny >Tell pablo before the rest of them see it and we go back into the woods deeper >We start to hear crunching behind and heavy breathing >ohfuckohfuck >its kenny >Ask him what the fuck happened and he says the vats had marks all over them but were locked with large shackles and he smelled something awful towards the shack and started heading there but saw something move in the woods so he booked it thinking it was a guard that is until he heard the scream >Kenny says he lost his phone and was bumbling around scared swears he saw something moving in the woods towards the shack >Says he thought we left him and he was really shaken and kept frantically thanking us for staying >At this point tina mike and tanner were begging scared wanting to go back and so were we so we started the same way back except making sure to keep away from the part of the forest I saw that thing and we heard the scream. >Pablo pulls me and kenny aside and tells us that ever since we got near that path that something was watching us and thats why he wanted mike to shut up but he didn't want to freak us out >Tell kenny what I saw near the shack and he goes pale >Said he saw something demented hunched over but thought he was just seeing things so he didn't tell us >We make a line with Pablo and the two other guys at the front and me and kenny at the back >We hear another scream but this time it sounds like mikes from before. Cont. Anybody even around?
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>>586332 Yes, type faster faggot
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>>586332 Young people are silly.
Yes fuck you 30min for each chunk paste it next time
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>>586332 Sorry trying to get some work done while doing this so going slow also looking over a picture of the area to make sure I remember right.
>We start hauling ass and pablo stops theres a fork in the road and he tells us to go to the one in the right while we do he stays behind a bit >He starts shouting that this isn't funny and just to come out >We ask him what he's doing and he said he just saw something run by the other road >he says again that if they're pretending to be a murderer or just fucking with us to fuck off and that he knows they've been following us >Tina freaks out and says what the fuck and starts begging pablo to leave we start going and pablo is at the back now >it starts to downpour on us it's around 3am as the rain starts pablo tells us to run as we come across the last path that leads out of the woods and we haul ass >Don't know if it was the heavy rain or who was following us but I hear something that sounds like it's coming after us Cont.
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>>586348 >We book it out of the woods and down a residential road where pablos car is parked me and kenny look back and see this large black figures head chest and arm sticking near the edge of the woods it slinks back but still is focused on us >We get to the car and tina yells what the fuck that was about and pablo says we were being followed since we got there >About 30 minutes into the drive back in the car pablo gets a phone call it's from kennys number >We answer it and we hear rain like the caller was outside and we hear breathing we hang up the phone and keep receiving calls for the next 20 minutes same thing keeps happening. >Pablo tells me and kenny later that as soon as the rain started coming down he saw something book it towards us >nope That's pretty much that no clue what that was or if it was just a deranged crackhead I never went back kenny and pablo have and have used the proper entrance so they didn't have to go through the woods to get in and said some shit about hearing ghosts but I don't know about that they brought me back some stuff from the place We all kept away from that side of the woods area from then on though.
Sorry for taking so long never told this story before and just saw an chance now at work and I'm a slow typer.
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>>584710 ahh camping near sandy hook huh
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>>584787 Problem with mountain kitties is you don't hear them at all. I want a neck guard for when I go out. I've had a dog playfully grab the back of my neck before and I'm not one to panic but feeling teeth on both sides of my neck gave me the kind of adrenaline rush I really don't like. I don't like the idea of combining that with an oversized cat that can clear 50 yards in seconds, totally silently. Ever watched a cat stalk its prey and kill it? You think, nah, that cats not gonna get it, its gonna get seen, but then the cat gets it. Evolution works. You're just an animal like all the other rabbits and squirrels and mice with the same weaknesses and vulnerabilities.
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>>586531 Except we can make neckguards, fashion foot-long pieces of sharpened steel and have learned how to control chemical reactions to an impressive degree.
Nigga we're the deadliest animal this world has ever seen, that aint ever gonna get old for me.
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>Be in Army, Ft. Lewis, WA. Go to Yakima Firing Range, high desert in eastern WA, for field training exercise. >First day, set up tents in canyon identified as Rattlesnake Canyon on map. Within minutes, we've killed two sidewinders with our tent pegs. I have deathly fear of snakes. >Finish eating MRE's for dinner right about dusk. I need to take a dump do I grab my e-tool and walk about 100 yards away to dig cathole. >Cathole dug, I drop pants and sit on e-tool handle at the edge of hole, butt hanging over hole. >Look down and see rattlesnake coiled up about six inches away from right foot. My rifle is just out of reach to my left. I start shaking uncontrollably. >Take flashlight with red lense off my web belt and shakily shine it at snake. It's freaking rock.
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>>584217 Why would you stay in an abandoned factory that had 'weird fog?' If it's not fire, it's sure as hell going to be something you don't want to inhale.
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>>586267 >Not mine Probably posted on /x/
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>>584167 it was actually a cool story. Would have loved to see the faces of the dudebros as they saw you OP.
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>>584167 >>584168 welp, they never went night-fishing again.
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I was camping with a few friends and we went on a walk. We saw this light from far away and we thought it was just another human, but then he pointed his light at us for about fifteen seconds. we walked awayand we kept on looking back, but it came closer and closer (we thought). turns out it was at the exact place it was earlier on. then we just reluctantly walked away :|
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>>585367 it wasn't just the bottom branches on the pine tree moving, which would indicate a small animal. The whole damn tree was moving.
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>Me and my friend exploring outside an old mine shaft. >Checking out tiny caves that probably connect into it. >Hear a gust of wind come out of one, check it out wondering if there's air movement through the shaft. >Hearing the wind pretty consistently every 30 seconds or so. >There's no real build up, just a deep gust that starts and stops after about 10 seconds, can't feel any breeze. >Realize the wind stops whenever we move away from the entrance. >Friend and I start to realize that it's not wind. >It's something breathing. >Sounds fucking huge, we have no idea what kind of animal it could be. It sounds big enough to be a bear or mountain lion. >Can't look into the cave without crawling up into the entrance. >Friend and I getting spooked but curious. >Decide to throw a rock to be 200% sure it's not wind. >Hear it breath louder and more aggressively, sounds like it's coming closer. >Friend and I panic and book it away from the cave. >Spend the rest of the day trying to figure out what the fuck it was. I got a video of it when we thought it was still just wind.
https://youtu.be/_A2IXvtgkD8 Anonymous
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>>587009 It's never just the wind, anon. Never..
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>>587025 That's only true in movies and spooky story threads though. In real life, 99% of the time it really is just the wind.
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>>587026 Does the wind close your screen door and lock the hook latch while you're working in the backyard? I wish it was just the wind anon..
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>>587009 Nigger how could you think that sounded like wind? That's a fucking mountain lion HISS-GROWLING at you.
ffs you were almost a victim of darwinism.
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Sounds like hissing to me too. Could be any number of animals that hiss as part of their threat display.
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>>587029 No, that's just you're wife not wanting to deal with you.
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Mum told me about this>renting house in village, house is really near woods >dad's away working >she goes to bed, the two pet cats with her in bed >door open slightly >suddenly hear a really loud moan come from down the corridor >cats sit bolt upright proper spooked >she's home alone but doesn't go and check >find out weeks later that the landlady's father or something died in the house recently (not sure if that bit is true)
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>>587262 But I live by myself..
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>One night took a small amount of lsd and made a fire next to our local lake (woods of Minnesota) >Smoking cigarettes and watching the trees >Cool trees dude they're like fractals all those branches >I'm near the lake about 50ft from the shore >Can't really see the lake because of dense forest but I can hear fish and birds lightly splashing around >Crickets and other animals making their noises >The symphony of nature being conducted by the swaying arms of the trees >Good trip man >Suddenly trees stop swaying >Symphony of nature goes silent >Wtf >No crickets, no water noises just silence >Hear a flapping noise in the air it's slow and deliberate and huge >It's descending >Huge splash noise in the middle of the lake >Wtf >Holding my breath >A single quack >The quack of the God of ducks >It was long and low and bassy >The giant king of all ducks starts beating its wings on the water and quacking huge bass notes >The water sounds are like white-water, its wings beating cause the wind to blow again but in my direction >I smell the stink of decay >I can't see anything my fire is binding me >I stomp it out >Superduck goes silent >I look out from the trees carefully, its pitch black, no moon no stars >I see nothing >I sit back down near the fire place >Huge squall of wind blows my hat off, the trees are bending against the wind, leaves and twigs hitting my face, I close my eyes and curl up fetal position >One more huge bassy quack, right above me >Another gust hits from above and blowing down on top of me >Wind goes back to normal >Crickets and other nature sounds turn back on >Trees start conducting the symphony again
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>>587009 Yep that is clearly not wind. Run run run!
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>>587266 >Also my dad said he was driving at night once and suddenly saw a lorry coming the other way on the wrong side of the road and swerved to avoid it, pulling over. Looked back and there was nothing there. Found out later that a lorry driver had died weeks before there. Sp00ky!!!
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>>587291 I'm reading this and thinking "man this is sp00ky" and then I see this: >>A single quack
>The quack of the God of ducks. What a sp00k killer man. I was getting in to it.
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>>587299 Like you wouldn't cower in fear at the great undead God of Ducks. Fug off.
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>>587302 You fug off. There is no god of ducks.
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>>587304 I seen 'im, boy. He gave me his blessing.
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>>587304 >But there are skinwalkers and ghosts who drive trucks Mfw
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>>584684 The woods really are fucked
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>>587547 Since the beginning of society, the woods are where we put societal outcasts and misfits. You might live in a safe country, with strict weapons laws, but if you go into the woods alone, you might get your face carved off by a madman with a piece of stone.
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>>584167 last weekend:
hiking with friends
need to take a piss
hike innawoods for 20m for a little privacy
hear a grunt behind me
think it's a boar
turn around but nothing there
pissed myself
fuck you boar
Anonymous
>>585282 >not just the bottoms How would just the bottoms of a tree sway?
Anonymous
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>>588638 it wasn't just the bottom branches on the pine tree moving, which would indicate a small animal. The whole damn tree was moving.
Anonymous
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>>584217 Do you not have a sense of smell?
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>>587571 nope. now we have crack and heroin and they stay near the crackhouses.
Anonymous
>>584802 would totally fuck a deer
Anonymous
>>586537 No sidewinders in WA, only venomous snake we have is the western rattlesnake (don't believe the lies of timber rattlers or diamondbacks), if that puts your mind at ease at all . . .
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>>585563 Well... Good luck with that - dunno where you come from but european boars get to have a really thick hide on their backs. So thick that even some of usual callibre hunting rifles are not rnough.
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>>584217 I call bullshit. With how every thing would of been, you would Def know who was there and why. Even if they think the place is abandoned, they'll still be yelling out for ppl who might be squatting there.
Anonymous
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>>589178 Thanks for saying this for me anon.
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