well theres this one place me and my friends like to smoke weed out inna woods, at the end of the trail are these BIGASS cliffs that overlook the whole town, and as im sure you can imagine, even if the actual situation is just slightly scary, any kind of mind altering anything makes it a bahjillion tmies scarier.
anyway
>we hike out there for a boys night out, smoke lots of weed, tell lots of stories, and just generally have an all around good-friends time
> we chillin, and because of the kickass view we all decide to howl for whatever reason
>very very very far in the distance we hear some more howls, keep in mind its like 11 at night
>we are all like "AWW DUDE DAT SHIT IS AWESOME, WE SPEAKIN TO DA CYOTES" and we all revel and discuss the kickassness that is howling with the coyotes
>the whole time i think its other people camping, because we have run into other people in the area often
>they howl back some more
>howls are closer
>"dude thats awesome, they are getting closer" they howl back again... couldnt hear anything this time
> 15 minutes later
> hear howls pretty damn close
>i was so baked i still didnt give a shit, but then, some of the higher tolerance smokers, who werent AS baked were like, "yo we should probably leave"
>and as soon as everyone else got the fuck up all at one time and quickly my baked comfy mind went into HIGH SURVIVAL MODE NIGGER
>i noped the fuck up, and noped the fuck to the front of the group
>we cover like 20 feet and suddenly hear a howl, but its much much closer, as in these things must have heard us moving about and booked it towards us
>we all start powerwalking the fuck down this trail
>the rest of the guys start sayin shit like "man, the one time i didnt bring my knife" and "shit dude i forgot my knife too"
>at this point i am shitting brix, because im baked, its pitch black out, we have nothing more than 2 shitty, dim energizer flashlights, and none of us have weapons
