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Anonymous Thu 03 Sep 2015 14:09:58 No.585419 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>585434 >>585471 >>585485 >>585533 >>585569 >>585571 >>585634 >>586117 >>586255

How do you guys meet people when camping?
I can go to the most crowded campsite but it seems like I never make any friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Sep 2015 14:38:30 No.585434 Report

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>>585419

I mostly get disappointed if when I run into other people while camping. I take it as an indicator that I've failed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Sep 2015 14:45:48 No.585437 Report

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If you can''t fap 24/7, you are still too close!

...or around the wrong kind of peeps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Sep 2015 16:40:50 No.585471 Report

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>>585419
The point of camping is to get away from people, breh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Sep 2015 17:16:20 No.585485 Report

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>>585419
OP, if you're going up to people, introducing yourself, and asking them if they want a Throat Sploosher, you shouldn't be surprised when no one wants to be your friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Sep 2015 18:55:03 No.585533 Report

Quoted By: >>585536 >>585621

>>585419
Wear a plague doctor mask. Sneak into their tents at night. Then lay on ground and moan. Just dont forget to offer them crisps in the morning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Sep 2015 18:56:30 No.585536 Report

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>>585533
>crisps

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Sep 2015 19:41:51 No.585569 Report

Quoted By: >>585574 >>585576 >>585580 >>585841 >>586090

>>585419
What kind of people are you trying to meet? The only people i've met in the woods have been party people and homeless people.
>be innawoods
>farther in than usual just for fun
>9:00pm hear trucks
>9:15pm hear bro tier chatter
>9:20pm assortment of WOOO! and NIGGA!
>continues for approx. 2hrs
>had enough
>locate enemy base
>targetsacquired.wav
>scanning....2 vehicles.....4 twiggers
>too easy
>wait until they turn down music
>they're getting ready for bed
>back to my camp
>dutchwarcry.mp3
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XCG_ETMZvyg
>quickly back to their camp
>twiggers are losing their shit
>WAT THE FUCK WAS THAT YO?! YO YALL HEARD DAT YO?!
>cringy ebonics continue
>Please go see what it was please go see what it was please go see what it was
>YO FUCK DIS LET'S GO SEE WAT DAT WAS YO, GRAB A STICK YO GRAB A STICK YO
>they go
>run into their camp, oh shit there's a dirt road
>it goes around a bend, there's an overgrown fire trail right off the road
>go to closest truck, unlocked
>still hear them crashing through woods
>I release parking break, push truck
>holy balls trucks are heavy
>no way i'm getting that on the fire trail, so just leave it in middle of road, about 50yds away facing camp, both doors open, took keys with me
>quickly back to their camp
>hear them coming, phase two aborted
>straight into the bush I go
>they arrive
>never before have I heard YO and NIGGA repeated that many times
>twiggers are now shitbrick factories
>YO FUCK DIS YO FUCK DIS WE OUT NIGGA WE OUT
>WHERE'S MY DAD'S TRUCK YO WHAT THE FUCK YO
>OH MAH GAH OH MAH GAH
>continues for 5 min, they pack up
>how has nobody seen the truck yet?
>they're in the remaining truck, 2 in front, 2 in bed
>start it up, lights on, now they see the truck
>pure terror, twiggers spin wheels and bolt, can't hear what they're saying
>ah, nice and quiet
>HAH! They left their beer
>pour out one beer, scoop up beer-mud
>crudely write HUSH in giant letters on hood of the truck they left
Cont.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Sep 2015 19:44:15 No.585571 Report

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>>585419
It's rare to run into anyone else but times
That I have I usually see someone struggling, offer to help them or chuck them a stubby beer after they are finished if they are looking knackered.

If you want to make friends just be helpful and friendly but not a fucking doormat. Easy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Sep 2015 19:44:59 No.585574 Report

Quoted By: >>585575 >>585576 >>585580 >>586090

>>585569
>back to my camp
>sit, oh shit I still have keys to the hush truck
>run back to truck
>open glovebox, awww yisss vehicle registration with mailing envelope, now I have one of their addresses
>back to camp, celebrate with spam
Now I know where this road is so I use it to get to what became my regular spot. I never did get around to using the mailing address, but the keys did find a home in my pack
>3 months later
>ah the quiet-
>AWWW YEAH NIGGA WOOOOO!
>not again
>4 twigs, 4 grills
>drinking heavily. Lots of noise. Go back to camp.
>wait, noise dies down
>back to their camp
>they're telling spoopy stories, eventually get to story about hush truck
>grills proper spooped
>weee have to peee, keep us safe!
>they go, all of them
>can hear muffled giggling and occasional guffaw
>dutchwarcry.wav
>vaguely hear frightened whispers
>silence........for about 30 min
>what are they up to?
>twigs show up, glock in hand
>my time here is done
>creeping away
>WE HAVE A GUN DON'T FUCK WIT US NIGGA
>back at my camp
>make pointy stick with notch at other end, wait
>back to their camp
>assassin's creed my way to hush truck
>hello old friend
>push pointy stick into ground, blocking driver door, hang keys from notch
>went over to dirt road, quietly poured out some water and scooped up mud
>wrote hush again, hood, both doors, windshield
>retreat to hiding space
>wait, 2 or 3 hours
>sun coming up, grill opens tent
>right back inside, panicked conversation
>YO GET UP GET UP GET UP GET THE GUN GET THE GUN
>everyone freaking out, scanning the woods
>THOSE ARE MY KEYS YO WAT DA FAK YO WHY DEY GOT MA KEYS?!?!
>guntwig sweeping his friends repeatedly
>grills want to leave, twigs want to stay and freak out more
>grills start walking, twigs get in trucks, grills get in they leave
>gotta go fast
>run to their camp
>they left everything
>use as much of their shit as I can to spell out HUSH near what's left of their fire
>back to hiding spot
>hours pass
Cont.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Sep 2015 19:46:41 No.585575 Report

Quoted By: >>585580 >>586090

>>585574
>why am I still here?
>sounds of trucks
>twigs brought a whole pile of twigs now
>YO NIGGA WTF and YO BE QUIET YO ad nauseam
>guntwig wants to stay
>everyone else wants to leave and some do
>remaining twigs gather shit up and nope outta there
>guntwig rolls down window
>FUUUUUUCCCCKK YOOOUUUUUUUU
>they leave
>mfw walking to my car

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Sep 2015 19:46:44 No.585576 Report

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>>585569
>>585574
Skinwalker pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Sep 2015 19:51:23 No.585580 Report

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>>585569
>>585574
>>585575
not sure if real or not but I kek'd nonetheless

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Sep 2015 21:27:20 No.585621 Report

Quoted By: >>586171

>>585533
>/out/'s oldest meme
Oldfag confirmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Sep 2015 22:04:51 No.585634 Report

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>>585419
I just go up to people and start talking to them. Its pretty clear most of the time if they want to talk to you or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Sep 2015 22:55:10 No.585659 Report

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Food. If you make big meals and have leftovers, share them. Same goes for fishing and extra fish.

I generally move if people are within earshot though. I only share my woods with family, and even then I prefer to go alone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Sep 2015 08:33:43 No.585841 Report

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>>585569
>MFW There's something out there and it ain't no man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Sep 2015 18:06:04 No.586090 Report

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>>585575
>>585574
>>585569

good read

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Anonymous Fri 04 Sep 2015 18:58:53 No.586117 Report

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>>585419
Aw yisssssss Throat Splooshers!!!!11!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Sep 2015 20:44:16 No.586171 Report

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>>585621
/out/ is only like 2 or 3 years old. That's like saying that knowing /pol/'s oldest meme makes you an oldfag. Newfag detected

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Anonymous Fri 04 Sep 2015 22:15:42 No.586255 Report

Quoted By: >>586896

>>585419
>be me camping at age 10-12 with my dad
>super drunk party people camping next door
>camp next to them for a few days, friendly with them (from what I remember. As a young man I was eager to make friends and probably bothered the shit out of them)
>fishing with my dad off the shore, where the beach is very short, steep and rocky.
>drunk dude is sitting in collapsible chair closeby, less than 1 foot from a 10 foot long, 50 degree, rocky descent into the water
>dude loses balance in chair, slowly and painfully tumbles down over very large sharp rocks

I can still remember bits of it today. he was in his swimming trunks and tennis shoes, he was bald.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Sep 2015 00:19:37 No.586896 Report

Quoted By: >>586946

>>586255
What happened man, did the guy just say screw it and set up a tent in the water or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Sep 2015 01:26:36 No.586946 Report

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>>586896
that post is from 2 days ago anon

Sorry

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