So I'm looking for a Leatherman multitool to buy and every single one I can find has a god damn bottle opener.
What the fuck? Who needs bottle openers?
I have opened thousands of bottles without needing one, why the hell is there one on every single multitool I can find?
Even the MUT has one and its supposedly made for demolition experts in the military. If you can't open a bottle with the back of a knife or a BIC lighter or any tool that has a hard edge, you shouldn't serve in the military, let alone anywhere near explosives.

Are the tool companies trolling us with this?
Did some idiot add it while he was drunk and everyone just copies it?
What's the deal with bottle openers?

Also I need multitool recommendations.
Are there any secret tips or is leatherman the go to brand?
Where is the point of diminishing returns?