Know ye that reposing special trust and confidence in the survival skills and abilities of "Bismark" I do award him the title of /out/ champion. All you NEET fags who wanna go live innawoods need to get on this guy's level.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/09/21/he-ditched-his-family-and-spent-six-years-on-appalachian-trail-after-being-accused-of-9-million-fraud-heres-how-he-finally-got-caught/