Hello /out/,
I've been seeing a lot of patch threads lately and I felt like it's the right time to lend a hand.
For those of you not familiar with Kommandostore, we're a company spun off of /k/ which sells a lot of military surplus clothing and equipment along with teeshirts, patches, and other goodies we custom manufacture.
I'm posting here now, because KommandoStore is doing a run of patches for /k/ very soon. I've got a graphic team already working on prepping the designs for production, it would be trivial for us to throw in a few more for you guys on top of that.
Provided more than 100 people want any given patch we have the resources to get manufacturing and distribution done cheaply, and the previous experience necessary to ensure that we're delivering a quality product.
TL;DR If you can dream it, we'll buff up the design, and have it available on our site in about 2.5 weeks.
Available patch types:
Iron on 100% embroidered patches with merrowed (sewn) border
Hook and Loop 100% embroidered partches with merrowed (sewn) border
Hook and Loop vinyl patches
Feel free to post in this thread or email me directly at
[email protected] .
-Ivan
Anonymous
Run 100 each of the bear at the table, the shield with the ursa major, the mora shield, and the cairn kicker. All 100% embroidered w/ merrowed edge and iron on backing. Don't run them where they look like hammered dog shit with zero definition on the bears face. Make a better cairn kicker patch than the shit that was just produced. Maybe offer different constellations in the shield patch. Some people wanted Orion, others the Southern Cross, etc.
Mainebub
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Plz save us ivan
Anonymous
>>611286 just fuck my shit up
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Anything but PVC/vinyl and I'll get 5 from you ivan.
Anonymous
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>>611306 > Your wife's painting skillz needz workz NE Head designer !iEq8QhFtjI
>>611295 Mind posting these?
Looking it up is rather hard with the archive dead and normie search giving nothing.
Anonymous
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>>611286 Pls make it fuckin happen. At least the shield and the cairn kicker.
Anonymous
>>611295 No iron back, it ruins the patches.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>611316 Here is the Mora Bear.
Anonymous
>>611316 The shield with Orion that I shit out of Paint.
Anonymous
>>611316 The shield with no constellation.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>611316 The original round patch design. Notice that there is actually detail inside the white portion of the face. Unlike the craptastic PVC shit.
Anonymous
>>611316 The OP patch proof I had made as woven patch.
If possible, have the 100% embroidered patch made with this level of detail.
Anonymous
Nugget Enterprises LLP !f3R0h5hKwQ
Nugget Enterprises LLP !f3R0h5hKwQ Wed 14 Oct 2015 15:19:16 No. 611327 Report >>611324 For the record our pvcs do have the nose filled in, the OP picture was a misprint and no one has updated the site yet.
Anonymous
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>>611316 See
>>611318 Given the ultimate choice, I would prefer a patch with no backing at all. If a person wants velcro, sew it on your own fucking self. And if they want it on a bag, shirt, whatever, don't be a douchebag and learn how to sew.
Anonymous
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>>611327 Either way, those patches are shit.
Anonymous
>>611326 I have 50 coming. They will be sold somehow. Have a Tictail store already, but probably won't go that route.
If Ivan wanted to purchase them all from me at my cost, I would sell them to go up on their store.
Nugget Enterprises LLP !f3R0h5hKwQ
Nugget Enterprises LLP !f3R0h5hKwQ Wed 14 Oct 2015 15:22:39 No. 611331 Report Anonymous
>>611331 Once I have them in hand, I'll shoot you an email through the store.
Attached is the design that another Anon had made into cairn kicker patches. IMO there needs to be something different done. I will post another image next reply.
Anonymous
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>>611334 Something with a stylized stick figure kicking over a cairn would be a better patch. The attached image is just something I found to illustrate my idea, it would need better refinement prior to becoming patch worthy.
Anonymous
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>>611331 Here is a thread on how -not- to do the patches (even though the shield patch is pretty based)
>>610509 Anonymous
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>>611331 Email was just sent with the details on the patches I could sell you.
sc/out/patch3.0
I have 200 of the bear with Mora patches coming friday. If you want those Ivan I would sell them to you for cost. After the oatch fiasco that one anon created I have lost all motivation to sell.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>611334 That cairn kicker design is pure gash m8.
There was a design that was simply a boot kicking over a cairn, which wasnt perfect but was way better than that piece of shit.
Nugget Enterprises LLP !f3R0h5hKwQ
Nugget Enterprises LLP !f3R0h5hKwQ Wed 14 Oct 2015 15:48:38 No. 611343 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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>>611341 This.
Someone pls design
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>611340 Anon I'll buy from you, you did everything right asking us and showing the development. Also the prices you said were very very fair, even a bit low I would say. If you come with your thread and start selling the patches they will sell like hot bread.
Mainebub
>>611348 This.
The other guy just rushed to make shitty patches and expected a massive cash flow, ankn who has been talking about it for weeks now has a far superior product
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>611357 No
Looks like a kid jumping gayly over a pokemon
sc/out/patch3.0
>>611348 >>611349 T..thanks you too!
If Ivan is willing I am selling to him. I never wanted to make a profit just wanted that sc/out/patch to be available to the fam. This way it still will be. Ivan has an awesome website ready to sell and distribute better than I could have anyway.
Mainebub
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>>611360 And this is why I didn't buy from the guy who posted patches for ants yesterday.
Thanks Fam
<3
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>611367 Not bad. Not bad at all
Anonymous
>>611369 I suck at designing, just experimenting, If anyone can give me a composition I'll do my best to transfer it on a patch.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>611367 I know it would be hard. But think you could have the bear body slamming a wolf? I feel like the bear is the board mascot and needs to be represented.
Anonymous
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>>611346 Nope, not Roundguy. Just an anon that liked his product.
Anonymous
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>>611367 that wolf looks pretty good.
Anonymous
>>611367 Too much small detailing to be a decent looking patch.
Anonymous
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Was this posted on /k/?
Anonymous
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>>611375 If only there would be an image I could use.....
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>611389 Getting there fam. Fix the muzzle it's too big
Anonymous
Anonymous
NE Head designer !iEq8QhFtjI
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>>611367 >>611370 Do this but in 2000x2000+ px, with only black and white (besides the background) and with no small details and it'll be pretty good.
Anonymous
>>611396 Getting close.
Maybe remove/reposition the wolfs arm that's sticking out of the guys head. Might be a bit to clustered
Anonymous
>>611398 >wolfs arm >wolf >arm wtf anon?
Anonymous
>>611396 Those "arms" on the wolf look dumb and completely out of place in comparison to the rest of the wolf.
Anonymous
>>611396 Kinda looks like the guy has an echidna penis growing out of his forehead. :3
Anonymous
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>>611400 Well shit, front leg then.
I thought they kind of looked like cartoony arms
Anonymous
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>>611404 Yeah this, and maybe the head needs a bit of work to get the silhouette right.
Pretty damn good so far though tbh fam
Anonymous
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>>611286 I might make an ursa shield variant when I get home later on today.
Also thanks for making my mailman think I'm being hunted down by a crazy ex-girlfriend, he had a good laugh. jacket feels great Ivan, thank you
Anonymous
>>611405 Now it looks like the guy is sniffing the wolfs armpit.
Also, I couldnt find any good wolf pictures which would resemble it being body slammed so I used WOFL if you havent noticed yet
Anonymous
>>611423 Just do a silhouette of a fox jumping into snow
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>611431 This. Just flip that pic upside down
Anonymous
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>>611423 Everything but the frontlegs and head is perfect
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>611439 shit dude that works really well
Anonymous
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>>611439 Fam that's perfect once you outline the fox so it's black and not fox colored
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>611439 I didn't make that ;[
Anonymous
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>>611439 change the fox for a wolf and you're set.
Anonymous
>>611451 Could do with some wording.
Maybe sc/out/slam
Or WolfSlam somewhere on the patch
Anonymous
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>>611451 Now we're talking.
Gotta make it look more wolf-like though
Anonymous
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>>611286 Interested in 5-10 embroidered patches depending on price.
Anonymous
This or fox? Gotta fix colors on wolf they are a bit off
Anonymous
>>611467 I'd say fox is better so far, atleast with the silouette.
Just gotta get the proportions right to make it look more like a wolf.
Anonymous
>>611470 Still looks like a fox to me
Anonymous
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>>611475 I would recomend taking the first foxslam patch, trimming down the tail and making the snout longer for more wolf-like proportions
Anonymous
Is anyone doing a Dick patch ?
Anonymous
>>611475 Keep body the same, change the tail up.
I'll make a version when I get home in a bit
Anonymous
>>611493 >MGTOW Nice acronym to virgins, women hating and faggots. Dick was based tho
Anonymous
Offtopic. Who the hell is Ivan and where the fuck is he from?
Anonymous
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>>611357 That looks like a skunk
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>611572 He's an ex-spetsnaz mercenary who worked in Rhodesia in removing dindu and in Serbia removing kebab. He now sells surp. No one knows where he's from.
Anonymous
>>611581 And you get a hand written message with every order.
Anonymous
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>>611581 Hmmm, interesting . . .
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>611295 >Southern Cross this would be cool but i don't think 100 people would want it
could the shield patch be made without any constellation and the recipient add it themselves without damaging the structural integrity of the patch?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>611443 This.
Maybe countour lines can be improved, but its much better than any lifeless, iconified stick figure.
Anonymous
I would love an /out/ patch with the phrase "Not all those who wander are lost" on it. Since I like the bear as the /out/ mascot how about just a bear silloute on a path with the phrase. Bear in pic related would look nice.
Anonymous
>>611684 That is the same piece of shit that was made by the other anon, why not buy one from the shiester merchant?
Anonymous
>>611443 What's with the whole kicking over rock pile thing anyway? Just a leave no trace thing or a general meme?
Anonymous
>>611686 Way too big of a phrase to put in a patch, unless it was shitVC
Anonymous
>>611695 Are you the same anon that I explained the egg meme to earlier?
Anonymous
>>611742 there's only 2 of us on this board so i won't bother denying it yeah that was me
Anonymous
>>611686 not anon but maybe "not all who wander" on the top and "are lost" on the bottom
>>611740 Anonymous
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>>611493 I would want one of these with my order.
Actually I think I will probably get one of every /out/ patch.
Anonymous
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/k/ with no soccer ball. make it please
Anonymous
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Can you make it so the jokes on the inside or the outside is SFW
Anonymous
>>611748 I also don't know where the Cairn Kicker meme came from. I know that cairn stones are shit, and I know it started popping up on here one day, but I don't know the exact origins
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>611455 >'BTF/OUT/' >'GTF/OUT/' >'Come on and slam and welcome to Japan' Anonymous
Anonymous
>>611686 I dont even know why I try
Anonymous
>>611946 Refined it with the pentool
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>611959 Give me a better one
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>611952 a bit too similar
Anonymous
>>611952 Background needs to be lighter: the bear needs to stand out more. Then you can make the font black, too.
Anonymous
IVAN!! I have a few out patches but I want one of the sitting bear with the Southern Cross (Crux) in the sky. I had a vector saved for it but I must have deleted it.
Nugget Enterprises LLP !f3R0h5hKwQ
Nugget Enterprises LLP !f3R0h5hKwQ Thu 15 Oct 2015 15:06:05 No. 612020 Report >>612010 Shoot me an email if you manage to turn anything up. ;)
Anonymous
>>612010 >>612020 Found it. Problem is I'm probably the only Ausfag that wants one. Plus I think the stars need to be more defined or larger.
Anonymous
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>>612029 Plus the bear needs to be a koala drinking VB and the pine needs to be a gum tree.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>611692 Because he is a shiester who made a piece of shit.
!OPIATE9fy.
>>611334 this needs to be redesigned
I remember there was one that looked better with different color stones
Anonymous
>>612170 You need to be fucking redesigned mate
Anonymous
!OPIATE9fy.
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>>612220 >>612222 it looks like shit and I never agreed on this design
all I did was vectorize it and still didn't think that should be the final design
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>611975 Thats pretty I really want to get into working with leather
Anonymous
>>611286 for me, I'd suggest having these 3 available. They're the ones that will probably be a more consistent sell:
>>611322 bear and tree on shield no constellation.
>>611323 bear w/mora and sc/out/ wording
>>611324 original patch. I have one from the first run and it's about 2.5 inches in diameter for reference.
The main, main thing is to check the proofs with people here. One thing with the vinyl ones you already have is the nose isn't black which I find irritating. I'd buy one if it was fixed. The vinyl bear patch is perfect otherwise. But it will be nice to have a regular source to obtain them from so my blessing with them.
Anonymous
>>612377 oh and the other thing. Stickers would also be nice to have available. Maybe even more so than the patches.
Anonymous
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>>612377 I'd slap a different constellation on the bear one, make it look less empty
Anonymous
>>611498 So..
Hows the design coming?
Anonymous
>>612378 >Stickers would also be nice to have available. Maybe even more so than the patches. Ohmyfuckinggodyes.webm
I would buy a gross (that's 144ct for those that don't know) of each sticker, and probably two of each patch.
Anonymous
>>611375 >bear bodyslam wolf Perhaps this will help?
Anonymous
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>>612421 you're on to something
Anonymous
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>>612400 lol I got curious so I ordered some. Should have them in 2 weeks.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>611295 >cairn kicker. I want one
Anonymous
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>>611357 You cant look for shit looks like a parkour homo tryna curb stop a skunk or cat
Anonymous
>>611357 That just looks like animal cruelty
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>612398 Got hired at a job yesterday and I'm kinda distracted with all the bullshit, will have a thing today don't worry anon
Anonymous
Does it have to be a suplex or body slam?
Anonymous
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>>612502 Congratulations fam
Anonymous
designguy
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>>611975 >>611978 Yes? No? I don't know.
Anonymous
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>>612484 I know right smh fam
Anonymous
>>612508 I think it should be the atomic elbow, just replace Jesus with a wolf
Anonymous
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>>612534 Nah that's gay
Also looks like animal cruelty to anyone not familiar with the meme tbh smh
Anonymous
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>>612534 Make this to a patch and ill fucking buy 10 of them
Anonymous
I'm thinking of having a fleece with this embroidered on it. If you guys like the design I might have a couple more made.
Anonymous
>>611587 Just checked the site, these product descriptions are fucking hilarious.
Anyone have any experience getting things shipped to UK (obv not a lower ofr anything like that)
I definitely need to try Ivans spicy nuts
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
This isnt related to the patches, but could you try to get some of these in stock ivan? They are the police equivilent to the fleck goretex parka but they are flece lined so they keep you warm at the same time. They are preaty popular in the UK but i cant seem to find them in the us from other milsurp stores.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B00CH2F6QW/ref=pd_aw_sim_193_8?ie=UTF8&refRID=1P1GEVSRK4VNXC4FGCNJ Anonymous
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>>612681 Also Ivan, we need gorkas!
Anonymous
>>611686 Some patches I found on /fa/
Anonymous
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>>612691 Damn clear your message bar
Anonymous
Here are two blank templates I made for you guys to experiment with. The first one has a smaller border and the second one is the original size. Have fun
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>612700 Well that didn't take long
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>612691 Nice. Ordered the mountain one and a pin for the society one. Nice find. Love em.
Anonymous
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>>612700 10/10 would buy
>>612691 >regrets frail mind detected
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>612712 pepe doesn't belong to r9k anymore
NewJobAnon
>>612502 >>612534 for the anon that requested
Drunkinnatent
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>>612722 That's unreal! I love it
Anonymous
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>>612722 The wolf looks fantastic. The guy's arms remind me of pic related.
NE Head designer !iEq8QhFtjI
>>612722 There'd be some problems with the tail, small bumps on the back, mouth (suggest you make it bigger), foot closest to the edge, tiny gap between flexing bicep and chin and the line in the background.
Looks pretty good though.
NewJobAnon
>>612727 Hope I didn't fuck it up more. What do I need to change with the line in the background?
Anonymous
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>>611493 How dare you shame dick's name with your MGTOW bullshit
Chucko !!uOAmHLBPjMD
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>>612681 Also, they say polizei on the back which is super cool
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>612722 this looks cool but it's not a bodyslam
i'm sure it'll sell but i thought the point was /out/ themed patches
Anonymous
>>611321 id buy the fuck out of these if they were available embroidered in desert tan
Anonymous
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>>612378 >Sticker Seconding this
Anonymous
>>612745 >>612029 >>611324 I'd buy stickers of these
Anonymous
>>613033 I wouldn't put hot glue on them.
But I hope OP makes buttload of cash off you saps!
Anonymous
>>613038 one guy already tried to rip us off, /out/ isn't that easily fooled.
I trust in Ivan's ability to deliver a superior product, and I'd purchase kommando store over crimson caravan just on principle.
Anonymous
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>>613065 > Ivan is op itt > I want Ivan to make a buttload of cash We have no problem here.
CrimsonCaravanMerchant !RU8GtLy07s
CrimsonCaravanMerchant !RU8GtLy07s Sat 17 Oct 2015 17:42:29 No. 613098 Report >>613065 I'm genuinely curious what I did to offend you so badly. Nothing wrong with choosing who you spend your money on, just wondering which "principle" you're referring to.
Anonymous
>>613098 your business simply isn't consistent, and you seem to always skirt by on Ivan's coat tails.
Sure you offer a much wider patch selection, but you simply don't have the volume ivan does.
CrimsonCaravanMerchant !RU8GtLy07s
CrimsonCaravanMerchant !RU8GtLy07s Sat 17 Oct 2015 18:26:42 No. 613125 Report >>613109 >your business simply isn't consistent, Could you elaborate?
>but you simply don't have the volume ivan does. I'm well aware of that and unfortunately it's to be expected when Ivan does this 24/7 and has 6-7 hard working /k/ommandos on payroll. I am one person working 40-50 hours a week at my day job and working TCC in my free time. I slowly expand my stock as time and funds allow. Ivan has more money, more connections and more man power. He's worked hard for it and I intend to work hard to improve myself and the store's inventory. Thank you for the feedback, it helps.
Anonymous
>>613125 You already fucked up offering a shit quality product. You have to get your foot in the door as cheap or extremely high quality and you did neither of those. I get that you're not as big as Ivan but you have to offer something unique about your process/product or anons just regard you as rubbish
CrimsonCaravanMerchant !RU8GtLy07s
CrimsonCaravanMerchant !RU8GtLy07s Sat 17 Oct 2015 19:05:04 No. 613142 Report >>613132 >You already fucked up offering a shit quality product. You're going to have to spell it out to me because I haven't had anyone complain as much as you are, and you haven't even purchased anything from me. Which low quality product are you referring to?
Anonymous
>>613142 /k/ bitches about you guys all the fucking time.
greentext stories about ordering from CC and taking months to get orders, or you shuttering your doors and stop doing business for undisclosed amounts of time.
Also you are talking to more than one person, so you being autistic is probably among other reasons.
I have bought patches from you, I was pleased, but that's about all I will buy.
again, you are talking to multiple people here expressing how you are infact the inferior; although not nearly as bad as the anon in the thread from the other day who tried to sell us all 1inch x 1inch patches for 10-12 bucks apiece at 35 dollar shipping, that shit was priceless.
CrimsonCaravanMerchant !RU8GtLy07s
CrimsonCaravanMerchant !RU8GtLy07s Sat 17 Oct 2015 19:21:04 No. 613148 Report >>613144 I'm glad to hear you were satisfied with your order. What changes/improvements would you like to see? All of the store proceeds go to expanding the inventory and supporting the free outdoor/firearm meetups "NuggetFest" so I'd love to hear your ideas.
Anonymous
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>>611286 >File: out-patch.jpg (704 KB, 1500x1500) stolen valor
Anonymous
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>>613144 try harder, the anti /k/ radio guys do better than you with a single sentence.
Anonymous
>>613148 >only taking positive advice You sir have a fucking problem
CrimsonCaravanMerchant !RU8GtLy07s
CrimsonCaravanMerchant !RU8GtLy07s Sat 17 Oct 2015 20:38:08 No. 613181 Report Quoted By:
>>613167 There wasn't any criticism in that comment that hasn't already been revised. Orders ship out in less than a week and the store is staying open. If you have constructive criticism please share it with me so I can resolve it too.
sc/out/patch3.0
Patches arrived today fam! I think they look great! I am keeping ine patch for myself and the rest go to Ivan on monday (he has agreed to sell them) so keep a look out on the kommando store.
sc/out/patch3.0
Here is the sc/out/ patch along side roundguy and splatcats patch. I think they make an awesome threesome.
Anonymous
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>>613212 >>613215 absolutely fucking based!
now these are quality patches
Anonymous
Variable !jX06HC/Kj2
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Sweet jesus, all the crybaby going on in this thread. Personally I appreciate any effort on anybody's part to provide more options for goods and services. If you're not happy with the good or service, then shop elsewhere. Capitalism baby, yeah.
Anonymous
>>611286 Hi guise! This is last chance to place orders for these patches and a few more. This is the Shield patch I made! Thanks to all the anons who ordered all ready I will be shipping all of your patches on Monday.
Please look at my shop and see if you like them!
http://outdoorpatches.tictail.com/ Anonymous
>>613232 Any chance of getting some MGTOW stickers and patches going?
Anonymous
>>613242 Post designs and sizes and I might do another run in the future. I don't have allot of free time so I might only be able to do it later this year. Just note it will be pricey as my supplier makes great designs in terms of stitching and coloring the patches...she also charges allot for her work.
Anonymous
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>>613246 I was thinking the portrait of Dick with MGTOW on top and Commune on the bottom.
The patch would be round Im thinking.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>613232 please tell me these also come in desert tan/fde
Anonymous
Anonymous
why not just a patch with a big vieny throbbing cock?
Variable !jX06HC/Kj2
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>613269 Why do you want such a patch anon? For homosecks purpose?
Anonymous
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>>613277 >>613276 >>613274 these are just what i'm talking about
I'm
>>613242 btw
so if someone could make this for our MGTOW patch that would be awesome because I'm a huge masturbating faggot.
Anonymous
Ivan, can you alert us with the Kommando newsletter that we all get in our email boxes when you get new swag in the store? Also I want box art of a bear doing wierd things.
Anonymous
Chucko !!uOAmHLBPjMD
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>>613421 There is already a newsletter, just sign up on the site
Anonymous
NE Head designer !iEq8QhFtjI
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One thread for patchmemes
Anonymous
Anonymous
I'm glad that faggot with the chinese patches had his thread deleted.
Anonymous
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>>617827 Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon!
Anonymous
>>613030 I could totally get behind this
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>617829 same that dude sucked
Anonymous
>>617867 yeh i've been waiting for higher quality. i know when some faggot is trying to rip me off.
Anonymous
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>>617869 yeah, he made some cash too if he was able to afford the fucking advertisement on /out/
south african piece of shit.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>611320 britbong here, would buy for sure
Anonymous
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>>613098 You did nothing wrong. Ignore the NEETs plz
Anonymous
>>617867 >>617869 I hope that guy got banned. Haven't seen any passive aggressive incessant whining yet, so maybe he is.
Anonymous
>>617941 I'm still here. Please don't post in my threads again I'm sure you faggot trolls are the reason it got deleted rather than anything I did. Also I will renew the banner with your posts included just to make you even more bitter.
Anonymous
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>>617953 this isn't your thread faggot. stay out of legit patch fag threads. what you're doing shilling your chinese shit in other patch threads goes against the rules of the marketplace. and we will still go to yours to warn anons of being ripped off. since you are not an honorable merchant trying to steal other people's customers by making them think you are them.
Anonymous
>>617863 yes, exactly like that. is it possible to make the black a darker brown though?
Anonymous
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>just made my first Kommando Store purchase. It wasn't a patch, it was a hat. Also, I wish the M1 Garand Scarf didn't have a /k/ reference on it. I like /k/, but as a general rule I try not to advertise that I go on 4chan. The scarf would be fun to operate my Garand in to :/
Anonymous
>>617964 Not the original poster but did my best.
Anonymous
>>618000 I love it, what's with the stars though? Doesn't look like the big dipper
Anonymous
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>>617953 your patches suck and you have a shit attitude.
Git gud, faggot.
Anonymous
>>618069 It's the Big Dipper/Ursa Major constellation
Anonymous
>>618069 >>618072 Shit, no it's not, I'm wrong. Not sure what it is then as I'm not the original creator of the patch; I only edited the colour.
Anonymous
>>618072 >>618073 >>618069 That is the constellation Orion
Anonymous
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>>617953 >Also I will renew the banner with your posts included just to make you even more bitter. Enjoy wasting your money faggot
Anonymous
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>>617953 You violated global rule 11, dipshit.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>618135 It's where the universe is located.
Anonymous
Has anyone ever gone to that picnic table?
Anonymous
>>611286 >kommandostore.com Ausfag here, can you make this happen bro?
Touch it up if you think it needs it but would be awesome if you could do this.
thanks in advance.
Anonymous
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>>612029 this is what I get for not reading the posts. dammit.
on the plus side your not the only one,
I reckon the stars would come out better in a pvc or latex version though. your thoughts?
Anonymous
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>>611319 Ivan, we just need another run just like these or with the Orion constellation. If you'd make them like this and not super bright green and shit like that other guys it would be perfect
Anonymous
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>>612616 I'd fuckin buy that so hard
Anonymous
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>>618242 We don't even have bears, though. If it's a patch for Ausfags I'm only going to buy it if it reflects us.
AT LEAST you could make it a koala or a kangaroo at the table, or something.
If you want to get fancy you might have to create something new though, since I don't think we have our own /out/ memes, right?
Like, you could a stencil of Ivan Milat and caption it with
>WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU? Anonymous
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>>617827 WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL
Anonymous
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Can we get a patch for geoshitting?
Anonymous
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>>618202 the galaxy you mean
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>>611295 I'd buy at least two of each
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>>618740 those are looking awesome!
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>>618740 Are you the anon that had all the woven patches made? They do look good. Much better than the south african shit patches. Are you still dropping them off at goodwill or will you try to sell them?
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>>611975 It's a quote from Lord of the Rings, I don't see any problem in using it too.
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>>618788 The woven patches are, hopefully, being sold to Ivan.
!OPIATE9fy.
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>>618740 what type of patch is this? not sure the difference between all of them
what are the SA guy ones for comparison?
Nugget Enterprises LLP !!DTno96n/Nhj
Nugget Enterprises LLP !!DTno96n/Nhj Wed 28 Oct 2015 18:35:30 No. 619958 Report ;)
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>>619958 when do they go on sale!!!
Nugget Enterprises LLP !!DTno96n/Nhj
Nugget Enterprises LLP !!DTno96n/Nhj Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:46:33 No. 619986 Report >>619967 Teaser Email goes out today.
Patches will go up on Halloween Day
!OPIATE9fy.
>>619958 nice
are these ones going to be on the /k/ store or somewhere else? i'm kinda confused with all the patches being made
Anonymous
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>>620007 nugget enterprises is kommando store.
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>>619958 I have a boner now.
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>>619986 Ivan, just got the email.
Is it 9am or 9pm CST?
I'm assuming 0900 is 9am, because I'm an idiot.
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>>620110 idk Anon.
When is it?
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>>620125 lmfao wow i'm fucking retarded
I didn't see the text over all that cool surplus.
Anonymous
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>>611286 Thanks to kommandostore for to introducing me to VDV song. I can now die happy.
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>>611740 What about if the words ring the patch?
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>>621320 read the fucking thread.
Anonymous
wtf Ivan where is sale?!?
Anonymous
>>621642 Ivan sleep
Very tired
Only daytime in former Soviet Union, not in America.
9 AM early for freedom fighter
Anonymous
>>621643 goddamnit Ivan!
PS thanks for doing this again.
Anonymous
>>621646 Sadly I'm not Ivan. Just waiting, just like you.
Anonymous
>>621648 Ivan must have had too much vodka last night.
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>>621650 Too much 10/10 qt slav pussy gets a guy tired.
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Ivan I placed my order before you put this up
http://www.kommandostore.com/sale/german-flecktarn-cold-weather-hat.html damnit I didn't get to order it
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>>621661 shit I mean the trick or treat item
Anonymous
Still waiting for the /out/patch =/
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Anonymous
>>621666 dident mean the sc/out/ patch.
ment the /out/patch with the bear at the table
Anonymous
>>621664 the patch is up. it's under sale.
limit 1 per customer
>>621661 this was added last so I missed out on the trick or treat
Ivan thanks so much for this.
nd to patch creator thanks! excited to get my patch and hat
http://www.kommandostore.com/sale/trick-or-treat.html Anonymous
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>>621668 ahhh I don't think I can got those
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>>621669 I thought there was gonna be the official bear at the table patch =/
Anonymous
>>621671 I believe that was another patch maker
not sure ivan got them
Anonymous
>>621672 Alright, thanks for the info. Got the Sc/out/ patch atleast =)
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>>621673 yeah I'm excited, Chad did a good job.
got a fleck winter hat too!
just wish I didn't miss the trick or treat item.
super bummed I missed out on that, got box art though which should be fun.
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mine patch is get. thanks. make moar
Anonymous
I've ordered my Mora bear didn't see the trick or treat option though :( bollocks Ivan, you're sending one to Wales,UK plz see this and put a trick in the box!
!OPIATE9fy.
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ordered my patch but didn't realize there was a sale on some of the /k/ patches till after it was placed at least I still got a treat
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>>621851 ivan, if you send one to a chick in maine, with box art, a hat and a patch please add trick or treat option.
it's for my girlfriend so do something extra extra special.
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>>621672 >>621671 That guy was the denver butthurt guy.
Ordered a mora sc/out/ patch, thanks Ivan!
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>>618740 Where can I get one of these? Or are they all sold out
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>>611367 Not bad, but that's a suplex. Pic related is a body slam.
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>$0.99 patch >$7 shipping cost to Scotland
Anonymous
IVAN, for some reason, the add to cart button isn't working for me. Like, literally nothing happens when I click on it. Cookies, Javascript etc. are all enabled so not sure why. This means I can't purchase a patch.
Could you sort something out for me mate? Like a direct Paypal transaction or something? I'm UK so assuming:
>>623668 This is the going rate could I not just directly Paypal you $7.99 and my address and job's a good un?
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>>623724 I don't imagine it is $7 per each patch, if Ivan would let us buy more than one we could split the cost of UK shipping.
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>>611695 >>611854 Cairns are a way of marking summits or paths, and are added and rebuilt by people passing by, cooperating and communicating through time without ever meeting.
And kicking them is the sort of thing a churlish rouge might do. I'm sure you might be able to extrapolate why that might be appealing to people that like to go both innawoods and >>/out/
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>>624286 Rock piles created by hipster faggots.
Real path markers are official, not piles of pebbles.
We kick cairns because we care.
Saltystone
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>>624304 Aren't most path markers in NA blazes or signs? Is there really potential for confusion. Seems like both building and destroying them is harmless.
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>>618206 It can be the new McCandles bus
Anonymous
>>611286 MODS PLEASE REMOVE THIS THREAD FOR VIOLATION OF GLOBAL RULE 11. THANKS!
I'm sick and tired of these patch threads...
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>>624458 >I'm a little baby whaa whaa boo hoo You see that line above? That's you.
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>>624460 You wanted this...
Anonymous
I received my order today and selected the trick option. I can't figure out what the trick was/is. Nothing else in the box besides the actual merch. That wasn't the trick..was it?
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>>624458 how about you sit the fuck down, and shut the fuck up.
this was something wanted by the community, and was initially done for free by roundguy. splatcat and roundguy 2.0 did if for minimal profit, ( like 5%)
All of this has come from the fucknugget trying to coin it buy producing shitty quality patches for $$$ and shillin' his shit with a banner ad ( may he rot in the hell of the upside down sinners)
Ivan (may the gods bless his Slav ass) has redeemed the situation.
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>>624494 Yes. I still have a couple days till mine arrives. Wait... Lick your stuff, do they taste like spicy almonds.
Anonymous
>>624502 Well, the almonds do but the chest rig smells like millsurp and comes from Africa and I don't want to get Ebola or something.
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>>624502 >>624494 >almonds Cyanide m8.
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>>624286 >Cairn This, I would like a cairn builder please. Not a fagotty hipster type, but an actual hiker where you can see the intent and caring.
Cairns have been used since the dawn of time to mark trails and remains. They are sacred. Cairns not serving one of these purposes built by hipsters are shit and deserve to be kicked though so I want both a builder and a kicker patch.
Anonymous
>>624506 Its South Africa. You'll turn into a fucking prawn mate.
Anonymous
>>624512 He'll just develop an intense hatred for blacks and start rolling his R's if he wears it.
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>>624512 >>624517 Cheeky fokken prawn!
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I washed the chest-rig and found sand and a cigarette butt in the lint trap of the drier. Maybe that was is? I ain't even mad if there was nothing, I just want to know for sure. The almonds are awesome btw.
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Ivan can you raise the order limit to 2?
!OPIATE9fy.
>>624494 I was wondering what people were going to get for the trick option
here is what I got by only selecting treat
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garbagebear
i like making terrible things
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>>626283 The nose is qt but would look rubbish on a patch