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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:26:16 No.623313 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>623326 >>623334 >>623386 >>623404 >>623580 >>623830

The moose messenger of /out/ is eating my pumpkin. Winter is officially here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:28:05 No.623314 Report

Quoted By: >>623325

What state?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:30:25 No.623316 Report

Quoted By: >>623317

>Don't shoot the moosenger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:32:28 No.623317 Report

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>>623316
> nicely done, Sir

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:34:06 No.623318 Report

Quoted By: >>623714

Whelp now we have our suspect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:40:50 No.623325 Report

Quoted By: >>623332

>>623314
Alaska

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:41:00 No.623326 Report

Quoted By: >>623329 >>624558

>>623313
I think this should be made into a patch too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:45:11 No.623329 Report

Quoted By: >>623752

>>623326
we'll call it the "pumpkin patch"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:47:25 No.623330 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:47:56 No.623332 Report

Quoted By: >>623354

>>623325
> mfw I miss it
> mfw I don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:48:40 No.623334 Report

Quoted By: >>623335

>>623313
My stupid dog is scaring him away

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:50:18 No.623335 Report

Quoted By: >>623337 >>623345 >>623745 >>623757

>>623334
The moose just circled around the house, scared the dog inside, and ate some plants near my fence

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:51:43 No.623337 Report

Quoted By: >>623751

>>623335
Also, why does he have blue eyes in this pic?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 01:09:10 No.623345 Report

Quoted By: >>623751

>>623335

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 01:25:04 No.623354 Report

Quoted By: >>623360 >>623376

>>623332
Best state in the union. What is there to dislike?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 01:35:43 No.623360 Report

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>>623354
I lived in anchorage and did love it, esp bush plane culture.

> whats to dislike?

AZ now so, winters.

Ideal would be summer home in AK, winter home in AZ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 01:55:37 No.623376 Report

Quoted By:

>>623354
>shit internet
>crazies
>inigguits
>gangs in the only sizable cities
>rampant alcoholism due to the isolation
Other than that, it's gorgeous, so just like any place else, it's the people that suck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 02:21:50 No.623386 Report

Quoted By: >>623389 >>623390 >>623401 >>624211

>>623313
>you, as a southern European, will never have this kind of experience with wildlife in your life time
Just kill me now guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 02:27:13 No.623389 Report

Quoted By: >>623417

>>623386
Why not go have an encounter with the horde of animals invading the continent as we speak?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 02:27:56 No.623390 Report

Quoted By: >>623417

>>623386
Move north Mediterranean scum. Your homeland will be underwater soon enough anyways. You can always stay and drown like your pre-Gibraltar Straight brethren at the bottom of the sea I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 02:46:48 No.623401 Report

Quoted By: >>623417

>>623386
Gotta say Med-anon, you are in a bad spot for wildlife. Can you travel to Canada? Do a caribou hunt, story for a lifetime. Pretty cheap hunt, too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 02:48:47 No.623403 Report

Quoted By: >>623411

rate my pumpkins before I smash them /out/ desu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 02:49:35 No.623404 Report

Quoted By: >>623409 >>623665

>>623313

You know what to do

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 03:00:22 No.623409 Report

Quoted By: >>623415 >>624476

>>623404
Its laying down now, I wouldn't want to interrupt his nap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 03:03:38 No.623411 Report

Quoted By: >>623413

>>623403
That's a big pumpkin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 03:07:37 No.623413 Report

Quoted By:

>>623411
for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 03:09:02 No.623415 Report

Quoted By:

>>623409

That's the best time senpai

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 03:13:07 No.623417 Report

Quoted By: >>623422

>>623389
Well, I live in the western point of Europe, they're not coming here yet.

>>623390
Rude as fuck and uncalled for.

>>623401

Yeah I know, only thing slightly wild here are boars, I wish I could visit Canada and do that. Maybe one day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 03:24:40 No.623422 Report

Quoted By: >>623432 >>623445

>>623417
Entirely realistic. Welcome to the future. Until someone employ's a 'Japanese miracle' you have been fucked by the ME and west. Enjoy your salty grave region.
>the world when the cradle of civilization is under water
>you think they value history?
>history is an inconvenient narrative, the less evidence the better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 03:35:03 No.623432 Report

Quoted By:

>>623422
Yeah, southern Europe sucks, we're poor, ugly, brown, the cancer of Europe for the entitled nords and scandis, yada yada yada, etc. Still, I love the shit out of this place, godtier late spring/summer/ early autumn beach days and a comfy, mild winter time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 03:55:12 No.623445 Report

Quoted By: >>623533

>>623422
Anyone who thinks the Mediterraneans are the cancer of europe are a cancer themselves. Threre is so much to be enjoyed there it's not funny.but seriously if you can't play fun, you've either had too much exposure or are boring and bigoted in the same ways yourself. Mediterranean Europe is the basis for most of euro culture like it or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 07:14:29 No.623533 Report

Quoted By:

>>623445
Oh come on. It's not like modern Western culture originated in Greece and Italy or anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 10:37:05 No.623580 Report

Quoted By: >>623680

>>623313
>confirmed for a Alaska fag
Sterling checking in

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 15:35:17 No.623665 Report

Quoted By: >>623709

>>623404
This patch triggers me. That is an elbow drop, not a body slam. It needs to be redone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 16:01:13 No.623680 Report

Quoted By: >>624201

>>623580
Did you have to evacuate for the fire in the summer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 17:28:35 No.623709 Report

Quoted By: >>623720

>>623665
The original wolf slam patch was too hard to make out it just looked like a blob

FrozenZoo !TLemZHlLhI

FrozenZoo !TLemZHlLhI Tue 03 Nov 2015 17:44:58 No.623714 Report

Quoted By: >>623722

>>623318
wilmington NC?

TheArborist !!6EWSCPNzHJp

TheArborist !!6EWSCPNzHJp Tue 03 Nov 2015 18:17:11 No.623720 Report

Quoted By: >>624237

>>623709

In that case it needs to be thrown the fuck out. There's too much of this bullshit going on now anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 18:18:53 No.623722 Report

Quoted By:

>>623714
nah, Wilmington MA. there's a lot of Wilmingta around the world. It's like Springfield

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 19:00:21 No.623745 Report

Quoted By:

>>623335
>heard you were talkin shit like I wouldn't find out

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 19:16:14 No.623751 Report

Quoted By:

>>623337
>>623345
Ssskkiinnwaaalkkerrrrrr

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 19:17:26 No.623752 Report

Quoted By:

>>623329
Oh you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 19:33:04 No.623757 Report

Quoted By: >>623805

>>623335
rush out and fuck it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 21:20:03 No.623805 Report

Quoted By:

>>623757
that's moose abuse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 21:54:39 No.623830 Report

Quoted By:

>>623313
Put on some Christmas music

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 13:07:48 No.624201 Report

Quoted By:

>>623680
No. I'm not a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 14:14:46 No.624211 Report

Quoted By: >>624739

>>623386
I wish I could Euro scum. I wish I could...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 15:49:42 No.624237 Report

Quoted By:

>>623720
>There's too much of this bullshit
There aint enough desu desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 22:57:20 No.624476 Report

Quoted By: >>624570

>>623409
Take a ballpeen hammer to that sleeping moose's skull and send it to moose heaven. A good shot between the eyes should do it, plus, then you can stock up on moose meat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 00:50:41 No.624556 Report

Quoted By:

>Took hours one year carving out a badass pumpkin
>deer ate it the night before Halloween
Fucking woods rats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 00:51:58 No.624558 Report

Quoted By:

>>623326
I agree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 01:08:05 No.624570 Report

Quoted By: >>624575

>>624476
You wouldn't believe how much I would have loved to have shot that moose and had moose burgers that night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 01:10:54 No.624575 Report

Quoted By: >>624732 >>624913

>>624570
No need for a gun. One full-strength hit with a ballpeen hammer or small sledge would do the job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 04:03:50 No.624732 Report

Quoted By: >>624823 >>624944 >>624969

>>624575
I would pay all my shekel to watch you try and kill a full grown moose with a fucking ballpeen hammer
>oh what a glorious day

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 04:11:49 No.624739 Report

Quoted By:

>>624211
Why so mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 06:58:04 No.624823 Report

Quoted By: >>624904 >>624969

>>624732
I wish I had the linguistic skills or artistic skills to even begin to explain how awesome of a fight sequence I just had in my brain for this. I'd quit my job to see this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 11:21:08 No.624904 Report

Quoted By: >>624944 >>624969

>>624823
The end panel would be anon gutted, trampled and scattered about the yard as the unharmed moose lazily munches some willow shoots

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 12:42:18 No.624913 Report

Quoted By:

>>624575
You'd do not want to be in reach of those antlers. Fucking shoot 'em in the kill zone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 14:55:11 No.624944 Report

Quoted By: >>624969

>>624904
Oh yes, this I am aware but as it was said here >>624732
Oh what a glorious day! That would be an amazing sight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 16:01:21 No.624969 Report

Quoted By:

>>624732
>>624823
>>624904
>>624944
I'd still be willing to give it a try. If I win and kill the moose, lots of good meat and laughs. If I lose and the moose kills me, lots of laughs and the fulfillment of the promise of every man dying in some way.

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